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By *ornybobBuilder OP   Man  over a year ago

Sheffield

Some fucker just Thrown a Cauliflower at me for looking at this wife lol his wife hit him with a Cucumber and Sliped me her number Result I say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

now you can slip her your cucumber...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She managed to take out a pen n paper, write her number down and give it to you while her other half was standing next to you and he didn't notice

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire

could have been worse..

might have just happened to have a tin of peas to hand..

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"She managed to take out a pen n paper, write her number down and give it to you while her other half was standing next to you and he didn't notice "

Oh but he did notice, then he hit the Op over the head with a bunch of bananas.....oh how the green grocer laughed, especially when the wife then finished off the husband with a large marrow.

The Op then got the blow job of his life amongst the potatoes.....

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By *ornybobBuilder OP   Man  over a year ago

Sheffield

But I had me hands full with two Melons

She give me her number 5 mins after

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shouldn't this be in the Stories and Fantasies section

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"Shouldn't this be in the Stories and Fantasies section "

Or in the fruit and veg aisle at Tescos?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shouldn't this be in the Stories and Fantasies section "

probably

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's one way to toss a salad lol

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By *ornybobBuilder OP   Man  over a year ago

Sheffield

No it's real had to slap me self when I got out of shop to see if I was awake

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By *ornybobBuilder OP   Man  over a year ago

Sheffield

It was Asda

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"No it's real had to slap me self when I got out of shop to see if I was awake "

With a bunch of spring onions?

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"No it's real had to slap me self when I got out of shop to see if I was awake "

With a bunch of spring onions?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was this as you were existing through the gift shop on Fantasy Island?

Boss.Boss..De brassicas...De Brassicas....!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thats one way to get you 'Five a Day'!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It all sounds a bit cheesy to me

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By *anatee175Couple  over a year ago

Sunderland

With credentials like that I think I'd be slipping you my number as well.

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By *ornybobBuilder OP   Man  over a year ago

Sheffield

Couldn't beleave it me self but it happen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have my sprouts about this one !

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