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Something you never do on a first meet.
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"Ok I will start..... Fart! " | |||
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"Pick your nose " ...and eat the contents | |||
"wipe ya cock on the curtains "  | |||
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"Ok I will start..... Fart! "I don't really fart  | |||
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"Ok I will start..... Fart!
I don't really fart "you look like you are  | |||
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"Ok on a first meet I don't introduce them to my Mum "That's more of a third meet | |||
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"Ok on a first meet I don't introduce them to my Mum
That's more of a third meet "Only if she stays in the living room until then | |||
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"Propose" | |||
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"Invite your Mates round " Spoil sport | |||
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"Invite your Mates round Spoil sport "Christ you met my mates you'd hate me lol | |||
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"Wear Flat Shoes." thats a definate no | |||
"Wear Flat Shoes." well I'm not wearing heels | |||
"Show them pictures of the wedding dress I fancy wearing." Thats where i must have been going wrong  | |||
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"Show them pictures of the wedding dress I fancy wearing. Thats where i must have been going wrong "I find it's better to wait until they are in that post coital state. Then you can tell them the date and time of the ceremony too. | |||
"Chat on my mobile." or swear | |||
"Chat on my mobile." I've had to do that a couple of times. | |||
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"Well guys and gals, I know whom to avoid pmsl..... I would not give the person the wrong vibes and lead him/her on!"  | |||
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"I was gonna say that "First thing i thought of too Peaches xx | |||
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"Tell them you love them lol " And mean it | |||
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"Ok I will start..... Fart! "Fail to turn up | |||
"Ok I will start..... Fart!
I don't really fart "Fanny farts. Are they acceptable?
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"Lick gravy off the plate "Or even worse their plate! | |||
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fortunately, the mum-in-law had just left and they had been 'sweating'...
ted. | |||
"Ok I will start..... Fart!
I don't really fart "Ladies do love puffs !  | |||
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"Ok I will start..... Fart!
I don't really fart
Fanny farts. Are they acceptable?
"Ahoy POPEYE - I don't think many of us realized u hada fanny? | |||
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"I would remember to bring my flogger and blindfold " | |||
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"Ok I will start..... Fart! "walk away LOL | |||
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"Never .... check out all the other 'talent' in the place" lol I think everyone does that! Both of ya | |||
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"Shit on her chest?" | |||
"Shit on her chest?" | |||
"Never .... check out all the other 'talent' in the place lol I think everyone does that! Both of ya "ok ok ... Never .... get caught checking out all the other 'talent' in the place | |||
"Shit on her chest?" | |||
"Shit on her chest? " the dreaded tarmacing froggydisneyfawn - it's a | |||
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"Have sex" thats FULL sex..... | |||
invite her back to yours to play Xbox. | |||
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"Never .... check out all the other 'talent' in the place" You didn't | |||
