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When you get "old" you're not allowed to

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By *aravancouple OP Man over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Lay on the grass and watch the clouds.

People think you're dead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lay on the grass and watch the clouds.

People think you're dead.

or on day release!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

take out false teeth when ready to give a bj..its just unsettling...keep em in ffs

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

Have accidents....nobody will know!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear toms apparently or vans says my son

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By *aravancouple OP Man over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"take out false teeth when ready to give a bj..its just unsettling...keep em in ffs"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Lay on the grass and watch the clouds.

People think you're dead.

apparently the trick is to wet yourself when someone approaches in a tentative 'are they ok or have they croaked' manner..

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Wear spandex. It just looks wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Run around whacky warehouse and have fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

say 'you're next' at family gatherings

it's probaly a funeral you're at now and not a wedding

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By *arnaclebillMan over a year ago

Robin Hood County

Do anything you like and not care about the consequences

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have sex.........

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By *aravancouple OP Man over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"say 'you're next' at family gatherings

it's probaly a funeral you're at now and not a wedding "

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

hold hands when out walking together..

and kissing is positively frowned upon..

nyerr...

bloody kids..

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By *aravancouple OP Man over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Trust a fart

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Drink alcopops and say innit

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Order a three course meal - you might not last that long

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

Feel depressed by this thread???

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Wear toms apparently or vans says my son

Showing me age here 3rd...what are toms and vans in this context please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have ya nipples pierced and a large tattoo

so my neice keeps telling me

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By *uckyinlustMan over a year ago

manchester

To wear anything fashionable.

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Baseball hat round the wrong way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To wear anything fashionable.

Ohhhh so leather and lace is out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Baseball hat round the wrong way."

If you wear one after 16 you're too old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To join fab swingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lay on the grass and watch the clouds.

People think you're dead.

Good job I m never planning to get old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your to old when you realise some of the woman have an age limit and i,m past it lol lol

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By *aravancouple OP Man over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"To join fab swingers"

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"To wear anything fashionable.

Ohhhh so leather and lace is out

Leather is never out

You have to go to the other extreme - rather than trouser crotch near the knees, it's waistband near the armpits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wear toms apparently or vans says my son

Showing me age here 3rd...what are toms and vans in this context please? "

Lol they are foorwear popular with kids and chavs!! Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

run around with your arms in your coat and it above your head pretending to be a plane

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear just the hood of your coat batman style?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go out

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I don't mind being old ......

But I refuse to grow up

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Wear toms apparently or vans says my son

Showing me age here 3rd...what are toms and vans in this context please?

Lol they are foorwear popular with kids and chavs!! Ha ha"

Cheers 3rd! I was picturing us ancients attempting to wear a tomato and a Bedford van, thank God that's not the case

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By *aravancouple OP Man over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"I don't mind being old ......

But I refuse to grow up "

We Are Not Old We Are Recycled Teenagers

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Watch Hollyoaks without being called a perve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wear toms apparently or vans says my son

Showing me age here 3rd...what are toms and vans in this context please?

Lol they are foorwear popular with kids and chavs!! Ha ha

Cheers 3rd! I was picturing us ancients attempting to wear a tomato and a Bedford van, thank God that's not the case

Lol nooo they canvas trainer thingy mabobs ! My Dads got vans and hes 60!

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By *aravancouple OP Man over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"hold hands when out walking together..

and kissing is positively frowned upon..

nyerr...

bloody kids..

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