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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Blatantly stolen from Lamebook 
Police work can be entertaining. Recently a female police officer arrested a 22 year old male who was caught fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night. He explained that, as he was passing a pumpkin patch on the way home from a drinking session, he decided to stop. "You know how a pumpkin can be soft and squishy inside. Well, there was no-one around for miles...at least I thought there was no-one." he said.
In the process of doing the deed, he failed to notice a police car and was unaware of his audience until the police officer approached him. "It was an unusual occurrence to be sure" she said. "I walked up to him and he's just banging away at this pumpkin".
She then went on to describe what happened when she approached the man. "I said 'Excuse me sir. Why are you having sex with a pumpkin?' He froze, and was clearly very surprised that I was there, but then he looked me straight in the eye and said 'A pumpkin? Shit, is it midnight already?'"
The court, and the magistrate, could not conceal their mirth.
The guy was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication.
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"Blatantly stolen from Lamebook
Police work can be entertaining. Recently a female police officer arrested a 22 year old male who was caught fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night. He explained that, as he was passing a pumpkin patch on the way home from a drinking session, he decided to stop. "You know how a pumpkin can be soft and squishy inside. Well, there was no-one around for miles...at least I thought there was no-one." he said.
In the process of doing the deed, he failed to notice a police car and was unaware of his audience until the police officer approached him. "It was an unusual occurrence to be sure" she said. "I walked up to him and he's just banging away at this pumpkin".
She then went on to describe what happened when she approached the man. "I said 'Excuse me sir. Why are you having sex with a pumpkin?' He froze, and was clearly very surprised that I was there, but then he looked me straight in the eye and said 'A pumpkin? Shit, is it midnight already?'"
The court, and the magistrate, could not conceal their mirth.
The guy was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication.
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