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over a year ago
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Keeps her house clean and organised, is well dressed and hair done, behaves gracefully in all circumstances and situations. Never swears, has enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips and a kind word for everyone.......... Yeah right, I think I just realised I'm really a bloke! |
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over a year ago
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"Just to even things up. Please complete the following.. Your'e not a real woman until.....
You've taken it up the pineapple fritter!"
Christ; I must be a woman! |
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"Keeps her house clean and organised, is well dressed and hair done, behaves gracefully in all circumstances and situations. Never swears, has enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips and a kind word for everyone.......... Yeah right, I think I just realised I'm really a bloke! "
You just described me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keeps her house clean and organised, is well dressed and hair done, behaves gracefully in all circumstances and situations. Never swears, has enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips and a kind word for everyone.......... Yeah right, I think I just realised I'm really a bloke! "
Geee !!!!!!! Me2 !!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When you can multi task doing numerous things, will look at the instructions and will ask for directions.
Had a bikini wax, puts up with monthlys
Doesn't act on deaths doors when we've got a cold,there's no women's flu!
I think that's all for the moment.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just to even things up. Please complete the following.. Your'e not a real woman until....."
You've started a "woman thread"
You traitor, your banished from the MAN THREAD!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You decide that your period is coming and you eat everything sweet in the house and make your partner tell you what a princess you are while crying at Lassie/Eastenders/Green Mile etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keeps her house clean and organised, is well dressed and hair done, behaves gracefully in all circumstances and situations. Never swears, has enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips and a kind word for everyone.......... Yeah right, I think I just realised I'm really a bloke!
Geee !!!!!!! Me2 !!!!! "
I'm off to the pub for a pint and to watch the footie, who's coming? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cant have kids 
Obviously not a REAL woman 
That makes two of us!
We'll live!!! Long live the DINKS!
(Double Income No Kids) xxx"
Why does income come into it?x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cant have kids
Obviously not a REAL woman
That makes two of us!
We'll live!!! Long live the DINKS!
(Double Income No Kids) xxx
Why does income come into it?x"
dunno someone said it to me once and I felt better :-/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Keeps her house clean and organised, is well dressed and hair done, behaves gracefully in all circumstances and situations. Never swears, has enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips and a kind word for everyone.......... Yeah right, I think I just realised I'm really a bloke! "
I've always said I must be missing a gene somewhere...or I have a bloke one! |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"Keeps her house clean and organised, is well dressed and hair done, behaves gracefully in all circumstances and situations. Never swears, has enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips and a kind word for everyone.......... Yeah right, I think I just realised I'm really a bloke! "
Well, fuck me, that's me out of the equation again
Oh, and I have chose not to have kids, because I don't like them and I'm a selfish biatch lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worked all day,cleaned the house and made a meal all during the worst pmt ever! And not killed anyone.
And the birth thing is wrong some women cant give birth makes them no less of a woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"no brainer ,,,, ' given birth' ???
I think there are a fair few women who are unable to have children who might argue with that.  "
I haven't had children and I'm probably too old to now. so what am I then?
I have all lady bits |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keeps her house clean and organised, is well dressed and hair done, behaves gracefully in all circumstances and situations. Never swears, has enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips and a kind word for everyone.......... Yeah right, I think I just realised I'm really a bloke! "
im all the above .....and yes im a bloke....and single ...must be doing something wrong.....
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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago
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"no brainer ,,,, ' given birth' ??? "
Is obviously not a real woman because despite having been pregnant 8 times I've been unable to carry past the first trimester.
What a crappy thing to say! Statements like that are extremely hurtful, even if said in a fun and humorous post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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as I was the first one to say that .... I will apologize it was male half that said it and was off hand and first thing to pop in my head ..... can I change it to the ability to ............ change ya mind quicker than the weather  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've emptied your entire wardrobe trying to find something to wear. And choose the outfit you picked out first  "
Or you go shopping, see something you like in the first shop but look round another 10 just in case and end up going back to the first shop |
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By (user no longer on site)
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i was born with a split personality.in male mode i think all women are beautiful,no matter how they look.dressed en femme i think im beautiful..dont laugh...i know what side i would love to be,if women cant or dont want children its there choice,makes them no less a female,and i do all the housework,and shopping,i love it...so what does that make me? |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"You get the Christmas shopping done way before Christmas eve. "
Who the fuck does that? God I must be a bloke!
Or maybe as my earlier post says, I'm selfish with no kids, so to me xmas is just some days off work lol  |
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