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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Me I've learnt not to pay credit card bill off 4 days before the direct debit to pay it off comes out. They only went and took that as well and took 2 calls to sort it out.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've learnt not to depend on no fucker esp in an hour of need....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have learned that green tea with no sugar or honey in it tastes pretty bad when it gets cold.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have learnt not to wear a tight belt at an all you can eat chinese buffet

Next time im wearing a kaftan!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've learnt to lock the front door when putting two mischievous kids to bed.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I've learned that picking blackberries is a combat sport. I look like I've been in a fight with a cheese grater.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've learnt that one of the lass's my sister works with likes me, and were going out for dinner saturday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've learnt that i'm not allowed holidays from work apparently! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've learnt that a hammer will always win the battle against nail or thumb

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My childrens father is a fuckwit, oh wait I already knew that. But now so do lots of other people after he tried to take me to court today for custody, and made himself look a fool.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That my sons had a prom video they didnt tell me about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That email x two accounts, texts, messages and forums is multi tasking at its best

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By *teveanddebsCouple  over a year ago

Norwich

That owning a Landrover means I need bigger hammers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I've been overstretching myself and that I really needed some sleep...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That quite a few of my cycle routes now seem to go through the middle of traveller infestations.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ive learnt to actually read my emails instead of deleting en masse or i would have missed out on Lee Evans tickets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I learnt today that laughter really is the best medicine.

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By *am123Man  over a year ago

essex chelmsford

i've learnt, that these forums 2day have been like pulling teeth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i learnt that someone is trust worthy x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To have more confidence in myself, I am pretty amazing.

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By *ummy mummyWoman  over a year ago

southampton-ish

I have learned.that my new lovehoney mini macro wand is awesome

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

That when the nhs says they're running an hour behind they actually mean two and a half!

So much for lunch with a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That my breasts have got bigger.... again!

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

I have learnt that you have to be very careful who / where you buy puppies from and make sure you have a 48 hour agreement with the breeder on taking it back if its sick ..

and that you make sure you are given a pet plan insurance cover note before you leave the breeder .. and when the breeder says its vaccinated you have details on the vaccs it had. owner 3 days .. dead 8 week old puppy .. parvo virus.. big bill breeder refuses to return money.

even tho it had the virus up to 10 days ago .. bloody bad luck and very sad day.

I am wiped out..

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By *aveandkate35Couple  over a year ago

telford

That lending money to a friend Is a real easy way of losing both.

D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've learned today that the large tumour I had removed last week is benign

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've learned today that the large tumour I had removed last week is benign "

Great news

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That Wednesday's are the worst day of the week and some customers are really fucking rude and need to back the fuck off a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've learned today that the large tumour I had removed last week is benign "

That is absolutely fantastic !!! Congratulations xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've learned today that the large tumour I had removed last week is benign "

Well done, brilliant news!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've learned today that the large tumour I had removed last week is benign "

WOO HOO!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I'm too feckin random and need my meds

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By *irtyDee33Woman  over a year ago

South Yorkshire

I've learnt for the 1095th time that my ex is a major wanking twat!!!! Lol

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter


"That lending money to a friend Is a real easy way of losing both.

D"

*********************

Why does it make you lose both.. ? did you put a time limit on it.. did you really expect to get it back. what was the agreement. .. I do hope it wouldnt work that way for me.

I Would be most upset to lose a friend through being kind..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have learnt that you have to be very careful who / where you buy puppies from and make sure you have a 48 hour agreement with the breeder on taking it back if its sick ..

and that you make sure you are given a pet plan insurance cover note before you leave the breeder .. and when the breeder says its vaccinated you have details on the vaccs it had. owner 3 days .. dead 8 week old puppy .. parvo virus.. big bill breeder refuses to return money.

even tho it had the virus up to 10 days ago .. bloody bad luck and very sad day.

I am wiped out.. "

That's proper shit! really hope something gets sorted for you, xxx

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By *anatee175Couple  over a year ago

Sunderland

I learnt that the last time I had a battery fitted to my good watch it cost me £10 was in actual fact a battery from very cheap shop.

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By *eryBigGirlWoman  over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"I have learnt that you have to be very careful who / where you buy puppies from and make sure you have a 48 hour agreement with the breeder on taking it back if its sick ..

and that you make sure you are given a pet plan insurance cover note before you leave the breeder .. and when the breeder says its vaccinated you have details on the vaccs it had. owner 3 days .. dead 8 week old puppy .. parvo virus.. big bill breeder refuses to return money.

even tho it had the virus up to 10 days ago .. bloody bad luck and very sad day.

I am wiped out.. "

Sad new big hugs xx

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By *eryBigGirlWoman  over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"I've learned today that the large tumour I had removed last week is benign "

That's fecking brilliant news

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That ppl on this site are childish idiots. (and that's me being polite)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've learned today that the large tumour I had removed last week is benign "

Yeah!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've learned today that the large tumour I had removed last week is benign "

That's fantastic soooooo pleased for you xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That Glowworm share's her birthday with my Dad.

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By *ayandess1Couple  over a year ago

bridgwater

I learned today that my uncle died on Monday but......that because of that the whole family is now reunited after 20 years. :D xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need to get my life together

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Where did the other posts go?

Glowworm doesn't share her birthday with my Dad.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have learnt that some twat setting off fireworks near my front door will really piss my dog off.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I need to get my life together "

Is it missing that essential screw they always leave out of the flat pack?

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By *adybee77Woman  over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I've learned I'm a whole lot better than I give myself credit for... and that spartan may not completely kill me! lol

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Several things:

1) spending too much money gives cash flow problems

2) worrying makes no difference

3) kinky Countess's news puts it into perspective

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Several things:

1) spending too much money gives cash flow problems

2) worrying makes no difference

3) kinky Countess's news puts it into perspective "

Ps brilliant news

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've learnt gut instinct is usually always right

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A vegan diet will make your hair grow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

same as yesterday, feck all

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple  over a year ago

Llantarnum

Briefly worked for a dog breeder and learnt because she had no morals had to leave and report her - because I had morals

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That my mother is still a fecking bitch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've learnt today, that living in Essex isn't the place to be for swinging. Southern softies are living up to there name. In the midlands and up north they know how to do it properly x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have learnt that I need to make big scary changes in my life to be happy !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need to get my life together

Is it missing that essential screw they always leave out of the flat pack?"

A few I'd say an the Alan key to tighten them to the twats

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I need to get my life together

Is it missing that essential screw they always leave out of the flat pack?

A few I'd say an the Alan key to tighten them to the twats "

can you use allen keys to tighten up twats now? They don't sell them on Lovehoney.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need to get my life together

Is it missing that essential screw they always leave out of the flat pack?

A few I'd say an the Alan key to tighten them to the twats can you use allen keys to tighten up twats now? They don't sell them on Lovehoney. "

Come here and we'll find out

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I need to get my life together

Is it missing that essential screw they always leave out of the flat pack?

A few I'd say an the Alan key to tighten them to the twats can you use allen keys to tighten up twats now? They don't sell them on Lovehoney.

Come here and we'll find out "

Ouchie , I need a wee now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That if you slag off a beloved game, the butthurt pours down like rain.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need to get my life together

Is it missing that essential screw they always leave out of the flat pack?

A few I'd say an the Alan key to tighten them to the twats can you use allen keys to tighten up twats now? They don't sell them on Lovehoney.

Come here and we'll find out Ouchie , I need a wee now. "

Water sports you kinky mare

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I learnt that I forgot ...er...uh..ermm

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By *irtyDee33Woman  over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"I've learned today that the large tumour I had removed last week is benign

That's fecking brilliant news "

Brilliant xxx

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By *howman_ukMan  over a year ago

birmingham

that there are some right sickos out there and I for one wonder about the internet after the last week. google stinson hunter and see how many MEN are willing to meet 13-15 year old girls for sex. It is scary to think how many he catches out yet he only catches the attention on sickos from a small area with decoy profiles. Multiply this to get a nationwide figure and I dont want to think about letting my kids out or near a net connection. DEPRESSING

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By *irtyDee33Woman  over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"That my mother is still a fecking bitch"

So is mine Hun!!!! X

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By *irtyDee33Woman  over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"that there are some right sickos out there and I for one wonder about the internet after the last week. google stinson hunter and see how many MEN are willing to meet 13-15 year old girls for sex. It is scary to think how many he catches out yet he only catches the attention on sickos from a small area with decoy profiles. Multiply this to get a nationwide figure and I dont want to think about letting my kids out or near a net connection. DEPRESSING "

Right with ya!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That creatively thinking outside the box can next unexpected rewards.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ive learnt that next time i try to get the bits out the botom of the toaster with my tounge i must unplug it.

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By *taffsfella1Man  over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

That perseverance pays off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To take more care when shaving my cock and balls ..

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By *lackshadow7Man  over a year ago

Toronto


"That if you slag off a beloved game, the butthurt pours down like rain."

You only learnt this today?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have learned that going to bed early really don't work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have learnt that I should have went to the dentist last week when my toothache started instead of waiting until the painkillers no longer work like now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

.. That when you choose a username in haste.... ya can't change the damned thing for seven days! Grrrrr!

ted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can't argue with a brick wall or ballons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To choose my "friends" more wisely !!

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By *teveanddebsCouple  over a year ago

Norwich


"I've learned today that the large tumour I had removed last week is benign "

Which must be the best thing you could ever learn

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By *ollie_JCouple  over a year ago

London

I learnt not to drive through Bracknell unless I want to spend an hour looking at the rear of a stationary lorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have learned that I spent the last 3 years worrying about something for no reason.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have learned that I spent the last 3 years worrying about something for no reason. "

Blimey! I could have written that too!!!

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have learnt today that its going to be 32oc in September wtf!

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Ive learnt that next time i try to get the bits out the botom of the toaster with my tounge i must unplug it."

Shocking!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have learnt today that its going to be 32oc in September wtf! "

It's going to be a hot September apparently

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By *am123Man  over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"I've learned today that the large tumour I had removed last week is benign "
yay thats great news hun xx

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By *ollie_JCouple  over a year ago

London


"I have learnt today that its going to be 32oc in September wtf! "

Hopefully the shops will show their ignorance like they did a few years ago.

They put up window displays of saris and various Indian themed pictures to denote an Indian Summer.

Problem is it actually refers to the balmy late summers in the US.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Finaly learned how to delete messages on my Samsung

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have learnt today that its going to be 32oc in September wtf!

Hopefully the shops will show their ignorance like they did a few years ago.

They put up window displays of saris and various Indian themed pictures to denote an Indian Summer.

Problem is it actually refers to the balmy late summers in the US."

yes we have them displayed over shops or out side banks over here, but they always say different even only 3km down the road.

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

I am sorry if I misled by my puppy post .. It was a client at work not me that this happened too yesterday.

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By *ree8iveMan  over a year ago

CORNWALL

That I can eat Weetabix without putting any sugar on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

How to delete some pics from my iPhone that have been there 2 years cos I couldn't figure it out

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By *ollie_JCouple  over a year ago

London

Best not show you how to delete items out of memory on your iPhone as well

(hold down the button until the cached items appear in a row, select one and watch it wobble like you do when you delete apps, then press the minus key top left of the icon, your memory has now been freed up)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That if you slag off a beloved game, the butthurt pours down like rain.

You only learnt this today? "

With this specific game (mgs).

I only said that there's too many cutscenes in the game.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Best not show you how to delete items out of memory on your iPhone as well

(hold down the button until the cached items appear in a row, select one and watch it wobble like you do when you delete apps, then press the minus key top left of the icon, your memory has now been freed up)"

I knew that one

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By *ecor atorMan  over a year ago

York

Never to trust a fart! ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have learnt that buying too many leather jackets, shoes and boxers can cause my money to decrease a huge huge amount..

..in lighter news. I have discovered that the the little eye in the chatrooms are actually buttons you can press to reveal who is looking at you (pretty amazing that. Was well chuffed with myself)

You learn something new everyday. (I need some new jobs!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have learned that even in a crowded room you can still feel totally alone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That no one at the newly introduced visa company in Dakar speak any English and just hang up on you when you have had to buy the flight first to qualify on the form !!

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By *exxifun5Couple  over a year ago

NORWICH

Ive learnt that after six weeks summer break , I should be excited to return to work... but im not .. time for career /job change

Tabitha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've learned a new social networking media phrase: keyboard warrior

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have learnt about slideing scale insuline administration.

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By *ungle-FeverCouple (FF)  over a year ago

Bristol/Gloucester

I have learnt that it is time for a new job!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That owning a Landrover means I need bigger hammers."

and a grinder and welder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To check in the cellar first before shaking cat biscuits out in the street in my dressing gown

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By *lackshadow7Man  over a year ago

Toronto


"That if you slag off a beloved game, the butthurt pours down like rain.

You only learnt this today?

With this specific game (mgs).

I only said that there's too many cutscenes in the game. "

LOL! Ahhh gamers

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent

That no matter how I plan my day it always manages to go the exact opposite thanks to a certain 2 year old!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My freind wanted me to take her down to and ive learnt how many acsesories clare has.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have learnt shampoo in your eyes us a bad as cum in your eyes

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By *exycleanerWoman  over a year ago

pontefract

my boss is a liar .she stringing me along about a job i am doing for her cos last week she said she wouldnt string me along

but as she still wont tell me if i can have the job or not she's a bitch x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ive learnt that biting your tongue makes it bleed and sitting on your fingers is rather nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ive learnt that biting your tongue makes it bleed and sitting on your fingers is rather nice "

Actually this is one I could do with learning today

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ive learnt that biting your tongue makes it bleed and sitting on your fingers is rather nice "
Sitting on someone elses fingers is better.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have learned that I am spending to much time on here and that I need to do some food shopping

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ive learnt nothing!!!! But still ten hr's to learn alot xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ive learnt that biting your tongue makes it bleed and sitting on your fingers is rather nice Sitting on someone elses fingers is better. "

I agree but im on my own and they needed sitting on.....still do,stop making me type!

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By *aveandkate35Couple  over a year ago

telford


"That lending money to a friend Is a real easy way of losing both.

D

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Why does it make you lose both.. ? did you put a time limit on it.. did you really expect to get it back. what was the agreement. .. I do hope it wouldnt work that way for me.

I Would be most upset to lose a friend through being kind.. "

There was an agreement in place, and having lent the same person in the past and always had no issues I felt comfortable in lending them the money they were missing to get married....

I've been chasing them now constantly for 2 weeks and nothing... And suddenly according to face book they now have lots of new luxury items....

It's not even like I've asked for the cash - he's a tradesman and I need his services, so it's a double whammy be ause now I don't get stuff I need done and have to pay someone else.

Hey Ho... You live and learn but looking at this thread, it could be worse! So can't complain.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I'm a man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That I'm a man "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I love my kids but sometimes don't like them x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always keep your distance when driving in fog !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Not to light a cig from a gas ring , oh my fringe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I've gone down another dress size whilst shopping for holiday clothes..

But.. that I've also lost a cup size on my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have learned that there are far more fabby people on Fab that I could have ever anticipated.

After my good news yesterday the good wishes keep coming. Thanks everyone

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Not to be so independent I decided to go food shopping as I had no food and over did it with the back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That I'm a man "

With an arse like that? DAYUM!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That dogs never step in dog pooh

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By *hocksandmissusCouple  over a year ago

Chester-ish

I have learned that the electronics system on a landrover will make you pull your hair out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That dogs never step in dog pooh"

They do.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

That not being allowed a Maltesers McFlurry because their machine is crap is pure evil!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That not being allowed a Maltesers McFlurry because their machine is crap is pure evil!!!"

Did you drop to your knees and say "DAMN YOU TECHNOLOGY!!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cold potatoes aren't hot!!!

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By *adyA01Woman  over a year ago

Wellington

I learnt today that my ex employer has agreed to settle out of court! So now I don't have to go to tribunal!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've learnt that one of the lass's my sister works with likes me, and were going out for dinner saturday"

Woo hoo! Hope you have a lovely time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I learnt today that my ex employer has agreed to settle out of court! So now I don't have to go to tribunal!! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To choose my "friends" more wisely !! "

I've learnt this today too after being insulted by one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lamposts are magnetic..

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple  over a year ago

Llantarnum

Taking a load of rubbish to the tip is very satisfying and the gardens looking great

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"That not being allowed a Maltesers McFlurry because their machine is crap is pure evil!!!

Did you drop to your knees and say "DAMN YOU TECHNOLOGY!!""

No, i'll just do what i do best - sulk until i get one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just no one especially blood relatives!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That looking at "Emergency Cute Stuff" puts a soppy smile on my face.

Try it.

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By *upitersmileCouple  over a year ago

Manchester

To not expect anything more than one word answers from my eldest daughter....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've learned today that the large tumour I had removed last week is benign "

That's brilliant news xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

That 2 cars crashing head on right outside my house makes a huge bang.

Happily even though one ended up landing on its side both drivers walked away

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent

That not only does hitting things with a saucepan when they refuse to work makes you feel better BUT it also gets them working again!

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By *aughty PedroMan  over a year ago

London


"That not only does hitting things with a saucepan when they refuse to work makes you feel better BUT it also gets them working again! "

I have learned I need to try that one

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay

That some local people who moan about holidaymakers don't realise how much the region depends on them.......makes me very angry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That my boyfriend is looking to keep me on the long finger indefinitely. Now I have to decide whether to cut my loses now and move on or swallow my pride and be treated like a weekend toy. It's complicated

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By *uckyinlustMan  over a year ago

manchester

I've learnt that no-one wants to meet me .................

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By *attoo loversCouple  over a year ago

norwich

We're learnt to get bigger bike seats with more padding !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have learned that its ok to enjoy myself and let my hair down once in a while....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

in an emergency , its ok to shit on a pigeons back

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