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What’s your favourite excuse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It can be for anything not just a cancellation before you ask.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple over a year ago

Manchester Area

When someone wants me to take them somewhere and I;m in CBA mode

I've had a drink, sorry

And I say this if I have or not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When ignoring phone calls or text messages... I say my phones on silent or in another room. (sometimes it is mind!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When ignoring phone calls or text messages... I say my phones on silent or in another room. (sometimes it is mind!)

I have to say I am guilty of that one myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I use work as an excuse to not do things on my days off "oh cousin Bob is having the family over for..." ooooh sorry I gotta do some work from home that day...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got arrested

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The kids have something on or they are ill, always a good excuse and sadly it is true most of the time but a good one to use

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I got arrested"
I told you someone would report you for being nekkid at your window!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I've got a bone in my leg "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm babysitting

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

It wasn't me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When ignoring phone calls or text messages... I say my phones on silent or in another room. (sometimes it is mind!)

That's why your ignoring me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When ignoring phone calls or text messages... I say my phones on silent or in another room. (sometimes it is mind!)

That's why your ignoring me

Noooo.. I've had no messages from you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tend to use work as an excuse for not answering phone calls or text messages.

Which to a certain degree is true, I spend more time in the office than at home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honesty is the best policy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm babysitting

I am always babysitting

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

My dog ate it.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"My dog ate it."

Funky Fun Fact #3246: My dog died 6 years ago

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By *ungle-FeverCouple (FF) over a year ago

Bristol/Gloucester

Got friends coming over tonight... Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When ignoring phone calls or text messages... I say my phones on silent or in another room. (sometimes it is mind!)

That's why your ignoring me

Noooo.. I've had no messages from you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fell over and gashed my knee on a massive rock..cant walk.

Can only receive blow jobs at moment!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im on.

never seems to work thou cus im a bloke

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By *az1312Woman over a year ago

Somewhere near Coventry

It's in the post!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I got abducted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive only just emptyed it.

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