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Oooh, hello, what's that I spy in the background...?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I personally never tire of cock pics...well, their owners chosen setting anyway. What's that I see - a can of Febreze (what are they trying to cover up), a flowery duvet cover (married), a pet (don't wank in front of the dog), the TV (you watch Jeremy Kyle? - loser), terrible decor (divorced / single / poor taste), laptop (oh, so that's what kind of porn you're REALLY into)....and so on and so on.
Anyone else have a good giggle / analysis of other people's pics? What's the funniest thing you've seen lurking in the background? And if you're anything like me, does what's happening in the background help you make a decision whether to say yay or nay? Please feel free to share (and analyse my scenery if you must)  |
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I once saw a couples pics , taken in there lounge and they had pics of there kids on the walls , you could see clear as day !!! I did flag it up but they didn't seemed bothered . Imagine if that got round your school about your folks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The mirror selfie of the single man.
With two toothbrushes, three children's ones and ladies toiletries lined up on the shelf...  "
Those are my absolute favourites!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yep, right after staring into the sloppy abyss its the first thing I do.
Oddly enough I check sockets to see if they are UK ones ....if not its possibly a fake.
Then its a peek at how clean the house is, any obvious scary stuff....needles, axes, giant anal strap ons.
I've become so paranoid o wouldn't reply to anyone even if they mailed me.  |
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a 'single' guy in a selfie bathroom pic, with a fluffy pink bath robe and ladies toiletries scattered about.
Could've been his mothers or sisters tho!
Can't help but see what in the background, esp when Jezza is on, on a 50" telly!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Backgrounds are interesting but they aren't always what they seem.
I took the pictures my ex uses in my bedroom. We're not together but even with the best cropping the duvet cover is purple and pink.
He has taken pictures of me so some of my backgrounds are his place and not mine.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" Yep, right after staring into the sloppy abyss its the first thing I do.
Oddly enough I check sockets to see if they are UK ones ....if not its possibly a fake.
Then its a peek at how clean the house is, any obvious scary stuff....needles, axes, giant anal strap ons.
I've become so paranoid o wouldn't reply to anyone even if they mailed me. "
A man after my own heart |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was admiring one couple's lovely pic of the lady. There she was stood up, legs apart, awesome figure, fantastic basque - and behind her in the display cabinet, between her parted legs, was a framed photo of her three smiling children. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have to admit, my friends only pics are taken in my son's room. Not great but its the only room with a full length mirror. Think I need a photographer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once saw a couples pics , taken in there lounge and they had pics of there kids on the walls , you could see clear as day !!! I did flag it up but they didn't seemed bothered . Imagine if that got round your school about your folks "
You should report those types to admin, I had to report one recently where there was a photo of a child clear in the picture. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Funnily enough I just received a message from a 'single' guy; the pic he sent through was taken in a bedroom surrounded by lady things, including a photo of him and his girlfriend smooching in a heart shaped photo frame in the background. Ha!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In my bathroom theres 3 adult brushes for me and my house mates and 2 kids for one my mates daughter and one for my nephew when he stays with me so could always be a different story behind the brushes
But things like fluffy bath robes. Definitely suspicious  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I personally never tire of cock pics...well, their owners chosen setting anyway. What's that I see - a can of Febreze (what are they trying to cover up), a flowery duvet cover (married), a pet (don't wank in front of the dog), the TV (you watch Jeremy Kyle? - loser), terrible decor (divorced / single / poor taste), laptop (oh, so that's what kind of porn you're REALLY into)....and so on and so on.
Anyone else have a good giggle / analysis of other people's pics? What's the funniest thing you've seen lurking in the background? And if you're anything like me, does what's happening in the background help you make a decision whether to say yay or nay? Please feel free to share (and analyse my scenery if you must) "
The look how big my cock is pic it's twice the length of my hand
Oops n there's my wedding ring tooooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got a message from a guy that had taken a selfie with the toilet in the background. The pic was taken high up and I could see in the toilet. He hadn't flushed.  "
oh that is just so gross! 2 straights and a curly?x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"a 'single' guy in a selfie bathroom pic, with a fluffy pink bath robe and ladies toiletries scattered about.
Could've been his mothers or sisters tho!
Can't help but see what in the background, esp when Jezza is on, on a 50" telly! "
Although not single my bathroom has fluffy everything and about 20 toothbrushes as I've got a daughter who's both fluffy and messy in equal measures! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The full length mirror in my bedroom is a bit dusty
And you can clearly see my wedding ring, but I don't hide the fact that my hubby is also on this site with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"life is too short to take tat much time looking at peoples pics
You're kidding right?! Bite your lip C, bite it!"
Is that an exercise bike in your bedroom ?  .
I've probably got socks on, children's toys in the background and the odd cat's tail ! Soz. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A bald guy with pink hair straightens in the background is one of my favourites , another was a copy of fifty shades on the side , we had to ask if he was enjoying the book to which the reply was "oops I'm busted " |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got a message from a guy that had taken a selfie with the toilet in the background. The pic was taken high up and I could see in the toilet. He hadn't flushed. "
Hahaha that's unreal, you think he would have checked out the picture before posting/sending it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a pic from a couple once and as clear as day in background I could see a turd. Cat or Dog no idea. I declined.
Ewwwww
I'd have to decline too "
It may have been a rogue twix but better to be safe than sorry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I personally never tire of cock pics...well, their owners chosen setting anyway. What's that I see - a can of Febreze (what are they trying to cover up), a flowery duvet cover (married), a pet (don't wank in front of the dog), the TV (you watch Jeremy Kyle? - loser), terrible decor (divorced / single / poor taste), laptop (oh, so that's what kind of porn you're REALLY into)....and so on and so on.
Anyone else have a good giggle / analysis of other people's pics? What's the funniest thing you've seen lurking in the background? And if you're anything like me, does what's happening in the background help you make a decision whether to say yay or nay? Please feel free to share (and analyse my scenery if you must) "
Appalling brown stripped curtains, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got a message from a guy that had taken a selfie with the toilet in the background. The pic was taken high up and I could see in the toilet. He hadn't flushed. "
Floater?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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there's the ones where small childrens toys are strewn about the room always crack me up. the worst was on pic a gal sent and her baby was standing up in the playpen behind her. the baby had a curious look as to why mommy had no clothes on. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I personally never tire of cock pics...well, their owners chosen setting anyway. What's that I see - a can of Febreze (what are they trying to cover up), a flowery duvet cover (married), a pet (don't wank in front of the dog), the TV (you watch Jeremy Kyle? - loser), terrible decor (divorced / single / poor taste), laptop (oh, so that's what kind of porn you're REALLY into)....and so on and so on.
Anyone else have a good giggle / analysis of other people's pics? What's the funniest thing you've seen lurking in the background? And if you're anything like me, does what's happening in the background help you make a decision whether to say yay or nay? Please feel free to share (and analyse my scenery if you must)
Appalling brown stripped curtains, "
Haha! Those damn curtains were in situ when I moved in; see, there's an explanation for everything!
I think my favourite so far has to be the bald guy with pink hair straighteners in the background; and as for rogue turds making an appearance...just wrong on so many levels |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"there's the ones where small childrens toys are strewn about the room always crack me up. the worst was on pic a gal sent and her baby was standing up in the playpen behind her. the baby had a curious look as to why mommy had no clothes on."
Oh Lord, the stories are just getting better!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I personally never tire of cock pics...well, their owners chosen setting anyway. What's that I see - a can of Febreze (what are they trying to cover up), a flowery duvet cover (married), a pet (don't wank in front of the dog), the TV (you watch Jeremy Kyle? - loser), terrible decor (divorced / single / poor taste), laptop (oh, so that's what kind of porn you're REALLY into)....and so on and so on.
Anyone else have a good giggle / analysis of other people's pics? What's the funniest thing you've seen lurking in the background? And if you're anything like me, does what's happening in the background help you make a decision whether to say yay or nay? Please feel free to share (and analyse my scenery if you must)
Appalling brown stripped curtains,
Haha! Those damn curtains were in situ when I moved in; see, there's an explanation for everything!
I think my favourite so far has to be the bald guy with pink hair straighteners in the background; and as for rogue turds making an appearance...just wrong on so many levels "
Lol, I was kidding , they actually look quite retro |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Go on then, I got a new photo just up. Have at it. Tell me what the corner of my bedroom tells you 
Can of Febreze. Top left "
May I thank you for shouting...
I FOUND WALLY!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Go on then, I got a new photo just up. Have at it. Tell me what the corner of my bedroom tells you
Can of Febreze. Top left
May I thank you for shouting...
I FOUND WALLY!!! "
Or for NOT shouting that, sorry, cant type for shit today |
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I thought I was the only one who checked out the power sockets to see if they were UK or not!
Anyone else look at pics with cars and bikes in them and try and work out which make and model?
Hmmm, I'm not sure I've got the hang of this swinging lark!  |
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