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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Penniless and the hotel won't let me leave as I haven't paid the bill.
I've been hacked and spammed for the first time.
The good news is that if the number of friends and colleagues calling to ask if I am in need is any indication then my hotel bill would be covered in no time.
If you were stuck somewhere what would you do?
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LOL Lickety:S your euphemisms for anal sex are getting increasingly weird! 'Stuck in Manilla'????
However I still love you.
If I was stuck I have a millionaire friend who would bail me out of anything unpleasant. (not my friend Mark (who is a ninja)) |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'd learn to spell Manila correctly for a start, unless you're in an envelope?
Where in Manila?
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That was one of the giveaway clues, apparently. That and it said I was crying and couldn't get hold of anyone. I don't know where I am in Manila or the envelope. I am very fond of stationery.
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over a year ago
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"Penniless and the hotel won't let me leave as I haven't paid the bill.
I've been hacked and spammed for the first time.
The good news is that if the number of friends and colleagues calling to ask if I am in need is any indication then my hotel bill would be covered in no time.
If you were stuck somewhere what would you do?
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if the hotel does ever let you out Id suggest the midget tossing bar |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"LOL Lickety:S your euphemisms for anal sex are getting increasingly weird! 'Stuck in Manilla'????
However I still love you.
If I was stuck I have a millionaire friend who would bail me out of anything unpleasant. (not my friend Mark (who is a ninja))"
At least I was keeping it sheathed.
I would have thought Mark would get you out of any situation. He is your bestest friend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Penniless and the hotel won't let me leave as I haven't paid the bill.
I've been hacked and spammed for the first time.
The good news is that if the number of friends and colleagues calling to ask if I am in need is any indication then my hotel bill would be covered in no time.
If you were stuck somewhere what would you do?
if the hotel does ever let you out Id suggest the midget tossing bar"
Erghh gross. Couldn't touch a midgets cock!.........see what I did  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Penniless and the hotel won't let me leave as I haven't paid the bill.
I've been hacked and spammed for the first time.
The good news is that if the number of friends and colleagues calling to ask if I am in need is any indication then my hotel bill would be covered in no time.
If you were stuck somewhere what would you do?
if the hotel does ever let you out Id suggest the midget tossing bar"
Oi! I haven't shrunk enough to be a midget - yet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Penniless and the hotel won't let me leave as I haven't paid the bill.
I've been hacked and spammed for the first time.
The good news is that if the number of friends and colleagues calling to ask if I am in need is any indication then my hotel bill would be covered in no time.
If you were stuck somewhere what would you do?
if the hotel does ever let you out Id suggest the midget tossing bar
Oi! I haven't shrunk enough to be a midget - yet!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Penniless and the hotel won't let me leave as I haven't paid the bill.
I've been hacked and spammed for the first time.
The good news is that if the number of friends and colleagues calling to ask if I am in need is any indication then my hotel bill would be covered in no time.
If you were stuck somewhere what would you do?
if the hotel does ever let you out Id suggest the midget tossing bar"
Lol the restaurant you're talking about is called "the hobbit house" and I'm not sure if they toss midgets there these days |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Penniless and the hotel won't let me leave as I haven't paid the bill.
I've been hacked and spammed for the first time.
The good news is that if the number of friends and colleagues calling to ask if I am in need is any indication then my hotel bill would be covered in no time.
If you were stuck somewhere what would you do?
if the hotel does ever let you out Id suggest the midget tossing bar
Lol the restaurant you're talking about is called "the hobbit house" and I'm not sure if they toss midgets there these days"
I am a Hobbit  toss carefully. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you're stuck in Manilla, can't you just post yourself home?
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I've had to hand my screen over. Five hours of trying to fix this in between answering all the phone calls with offers of help. I could afford to go away now.
I wish I could just pop myself in the post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm I know for a fact I could get bailed out of pretty much anything.
But I wouldn't want to.
I make my own bed in this world and I lay in it too.  "
Are you Gerry Mcann ? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"How come your stuck there Lickety?"
It was a self-sealing envelope?
I've taken everything off. Tried putting it all back on again. My tablet is just spinning and I've managed an hour of work today.
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"How come your stuck there Lickety?
It was a self-sealing envelope?
I've taken everything off. Tried putting it all back on again. My tablet is just spinning and I've managed an hour of work today.
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Thought someone had licked your envelope without telling you  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"How come your stuck there Lickety?
It was a self-sealing envelope?
I've taken everything off. Tried putting it all back on again. My tablet is just spinning and I've managed an hour of work today.
Thought someone had licked your envelope without telling you "
If only... I'd know what to do about that. I'm giving myself a break from banging my head against the internet firewall.
I want a typewriter, carbon paper, Tippex and a working postal system.
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