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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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the experience of tasting one of my specialities....chicken and mushroom pot noodle!....the trick is to fill the water up to the groove, stir well, add the soy sauce then fold the lid back on for upto 2 minutes, you must remember to fold the lid back on!..if not its not at my level ....if you haven't tasted one of my pot noodles you are badly missing out p.s also if you not felt the cock deeeep inside you are badly missing out....moral of the story, meet me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the experience of tasting one of my specialities....chicken and mushroom pot noodle!....the trick is to fill the water up to the groove, stir well, add the soy sauce then fold the lid back on for upto 2 minutes, you must remember to fold the lid back on!..if not its not at my level ....if you haven't tasted one of my pot noodles you are badly missing out p.s also if you not felt the cock deeeep inside you are badly missing out....moral of the story, meet me"
Ya gotta love him , lmao  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the experience of tasting one of my specialities....chicken and mushroom pot noodle!....the trick is to fill the water up to the groove, stir well, add the soy sauce then fold the lid back on for upto 2 minutes, you must remember to fold the lid back on!..if not its not at my level ....if you haven't tasted one of my pot noodles you are badly missing out p.s also if you not felt the cock deeeep inside you are badly missing out....moral of the story, meet me"
He he he threads like this make me smile I love the optimism and worth a read so thanks OP. ...But put it up earlier than 10pm then you might get more possibilities for the evening.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"the experience of tasting one of my specialities....chicken and mushroom pot noodle!....the trick is to fill the water up to the groove, stir well, add the soy sauce then fold the lid back on for upto 2 minutes, you must remember to fold the lid back on!..if not its not at my level ....if you haven't tasted one of my pot noodles you are badly missing out p.s also if you not felt the cock deeeep inside you are badly missing out....moral of the story, meet me
He he he threads like this make me smile I love the optimism and worth a read so thanks OP. ...But put it up earlier than 10pm then you might get more possibilities for the evening. "
....i didnt post it actually looking for a meet, i just did it to put a few smiles on peoples faces |
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By *andWCouple
over a year ago
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"the experience of tasting one of my specialities....chicken and mushroom pot noodle!....the trick is to fill the water up to the groove, stir well, add the soy sauce then fold the lid back on for upto 2 minutes, you must remember to fold the lid back on!..if not its not at my level ....if you haven't tasted one of my pot noodles you are badly missing out p.s also if you not felt the cock deeeep inside you are badly missing out....moral of the story, meet me"
You my man really seem to know how to spoil a woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See fella when you are a man of the world like me you won't expect to get a woman into bed with just a pot noodle, oh no you have to have a complete menu, may I suggest.
Starter.
Cup-a-soup in a bowl
Main.
Pot noodle, with crispy croutons (fried bread)
Dessert.
Cadbury creme egg, with kit-kat as soldiers.
That my young friend is what I call a recipie for seduction.
Enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thort you were a veggie 
pretty sure There is no actual meat in a chicken pot noodle. .. what that chewy chicken like substance is I cant hazard to guess  "
Its soy protein. There is no meat or meat products in Pot Noodle. There is also no nutrition either, but thats a moot point. |
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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago
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"Thort you were a veggie
pretty sure There is no actual meat in a chicken pot noodle. .. what that chewy chicken like substance is I cant hazard to guess
Its soy protein. There is no meat or meat products in Pot Noodle. There is also no nutrition either, but thats a moot point."
Isn't that like quorn then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the experience of tasting one of my specialities....chicken and mushroom pot noodle!....the trick is to fill the water up to the groove, stir well, add the soy sauce then fold the lid back on for upto 2 minutes, you must remember to fold the lid back on!..if not its not at my level ....if you haven't tasted one of my pot noodles you are badly missing out p.s also if you not felt the cock deeeep inside you are badly missing out....moral of the story, meet me"
I like to break the noodles up a bit first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"the experience of tasting one of my specialities....chicken and mushroom pot noodle!....the trick is to fill the water up to the groove, stir well, add the soy sauce then fold the lid back on for upto 2 minutes, you must remember to fold the lid back on!..if not its not at my level ....if you haven't tasted one of my pot noodles you are badly missing out p.s also if you not felt the cock deeeep inside you are badly missing out....moral of the story, meet me"
PS: No thanks to the cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love a beef and tomato pot noodle with extra ketchup!! Ah thanx for the tip of putting the lid back on! Genius!!!
and to think this is a sex site, I learnt how to clean the filter on my washing machine yesterday...!! |
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"See fella when you are a man of the world like me you won't expect to get a woman into bed with just a pot noodle, oh no you have to have a complete menu, may I suggest.
Starter.
Cup-a-soup in a bowl
Main.
Pot noodle, with crispy croutons (fried bread)
Dessert.
Cadbury creme egg, with kit-kat as soldiers.
That my young friend is what I call a recipie for seduction.
Enjoy"
I just haven't lived ;(
I've never ever had a pot noodle (self-made or expertly made!!) or thought to try creme eggs with kit kat! Of the two suggestions one excites me way more than the other....!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is what happens when people live on processed rubbish.......they provide amazing sex?
Its hardly fine dining is it?  "
What you looking for a good meal or good sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well they do say cooking for a woman is a good way into her knickers
Really? When? How?
Its never worked for me yet.
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A jar of Sharwoods has worked wonders for me several times xx Seems I now need to graduate to Pot Noddles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the trick is to fill the water up to the groove"
which groove though, a
re you the lower one for a dry taste or the top one for a wet challenge kinda guy, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A realistic pot noodle can be created by putting some boot laces in a flower pot ,adding hot water and a little brown sauce !"
And that will have more nourishment than a pot noodle |
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