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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan?Sorry I don't understand.
Haha sorry, no you wouldn't get it.
But you will find there are plenty of ladies on here who love their strapons  "
Ryan would 'get it'.  |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
South London |
"Olivia your profile is confusing me a bit. You not looking 4 single guys but looking 4 couples males females. How is that works"
At the top of my profile I say I turn my filters on and off depending if I am in the mood to get messages. For some reason, when you turn filters on to stop getting messages for males it comes up 'not looking for single males'. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Hiya Ryan . What's that all girls sayng i need to ask you. About strapon"
They have this silly notion about penetrating the impenetrable. There is more chance of me having group sex with all three of them, this Friday at 8pm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh we're hilarious in this thread 
It's ok. .. i sorted her out at the weekend.
Drop the angel halo. ..cos you fucking aint! 
I am.
Shut it.... my halo is firmly glued on "
Pfft! I'm sure  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Oh we're hilarious in this thread
It's ok. .. i sorted her out at the weekend.
Drop the angel halo. ..cos you fucking aint!
I am.
You did ?
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*tiptoes out of the thread with ear muffs on* |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Ryan you saying that 3 of them will fuck your ass this weekend.
Lucky you.
Did you see how big the strapons r ? "
No, no, no. There will be no strap ons. Fab had an amnesty last month. They have all been handed in and destroyed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh we're hilarious in this thread
It's ok. .. i sorted her out at the weekend.
Drop the angel halo. ..cos you fucking aint!
I am.
You did ?
Yeah.... you sure did.... While you watched MOTD "
Oh yeah. .er ha! |
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"Ryan you saying that 3 of them will fuck your ass this weekend.
Lucky you.
Did you see how big the strapons r ?
No, no, no. There will be no strap ons. Fab had an amnesty last month. They have all been handed in and destroyed. "
That's what you think.... there are a few rogue strap ons still out there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan you saying that 3 of them will fuck your ass this weekend.
Lucky you.
Did you see how big the strapons r ?
No, no, no. There will be no strap ons. Fab had an amnesty last month. They have all been handed in and destroyed.
That's what you think.... there are a few rogue strap ons still out there "
 I missed that so mine is still in my draw , I am willing to share though |
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"Ryan you saying that 3 of them will fuck your ass this weekend.
Lucky you.
Did you see how big the strapons r ?
No, no, no. There will be no strap ons. Fab had an amnesty last month. They have all been handed in and destroyed.
That's what you think.... there are a few rogue strap ons still out there
I missed that so mine is still in my draw , I am willing to share though "
I have one of my own.... We can treat ryan to a strapon MFF lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan you saying that 3 of them will fuck your ass this weekend.
Lucky you.
Did you see how big the strapons r ?
No, no, no. There will be no strap ons. Fab had an amnesty last month. They have all been handed in and destroyed.
That's what you think.... there are a few rogue strap ons still out there
I missed that so mine is still in my draw , I am willing to share though
I have one of my own.... We can treat ryan to a strapon MFF lol"
Now that sounds like a mighty fine idea although I fear we may need some rope as well |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
South London |
"I was told by girls to ask Ryan . I did not write any messages to any Ryan . I just chat on forum no offence to anyone. "
You haven't offended anyone at all. We are just having a laugh at Ryan who has a phobia for strap ons. We're naughty really. |
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"Ryan you saying that 3 of them will fuck your ass this weekend.
Lucky you.
Did you see how big the strapons r ?
No, no, no. There will be no strap ons. Fab had an amnesty last month. They have all been handed in and destroyed.
That's what you think.... there are a few rogue strap ons still out there
I missed that so mine is still in my draw , I am willing to share though
I have one of my own.... We can treat ryan to a strapon MFF lol
Now that sounds like a mighty fine idea although I fear we may need some rope as well "
I'll put some in my bag
I don't think we'll need it though..... He'll learn to enjoy it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Justfun32 I am sorry these reprobates have hijacked your thread. Tis the standard of the lounge these days  "
Oh open your mouth and stick your bum in air, it won't hurt promise |
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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago
South Yorkshire |
"Justfun32 I am sorry these reprobates have hijacked your thread. Tis the standard of the lounge these days
Oh open your mouth and stick your bum in air, it won't hurt promise "
We'll give him a DP Moody lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Justfun32 I am sorry these reprobates have hijacked your thread. Tis the standard of the lounge these days
Oh open your mouth and stick your bum in air, it won't hurt promise
We'll give him a DP Moody lol"
 I was thinking more of a spit roasting |
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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago
South Yorkshire |
"Justfun32 I am sorry these reprobates have hijacked your thread. Tis the standard of the lounge these days
Oh open your mouth and stick your bum in air, it won't hurt promise
We'll give him a DP Moody lol
I was thinking more of a spit roasting "
Yeh we can do that first but for him to get the full effect think DP is a must!! Lol |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Moody. You r Southend girl. Nice I be going to airport Wednesday
I ain't no Essex bird , I just landed here innit
Going anywhere nice ? "
Ooh arr be no way you is an Essex girl. They don't chew on sprigs of barley in those parts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Moody. You r Southend girl. Nice I be going to airport Wednesday
I ain't no Essex bird , I just landed here innit
Going anywhere nice ?
Ooh arr be no way you is an Essex girl. They don't chew on sprigs of barley in those parts. "
Ahhhhhh but your sprig of barley was bigger than mine and as for your tractooooor it was just amaze balls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's happening with all strapons from sex shops? I love to meet lady which got one .lol just got mine at the weekend and will be trying it out on saturday ....."
Now that I'd like to see Gilly :0) |
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