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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Satdee, picked up daughter and headed for Sainsbury's Cafe.
To do this have to cross one side of a dual carriage way crossing two lanes and entering the 3rd to do a right.
Someone let me in but I was on a slight angle n waiting for the lights to change.
The people behind parped. Oooo's parpin I said. The bloke behind says daughter..... sod him I says he can wait till the lights change.
He parps , we laugh at his silliness. He parps. Daughter looks. He's gesticulating she says ...... sod him I says. He's doin sommat but not swearing .... ignore him I says....what is it with Mancs on the road.
Next minute bloke next to me is pointing up .... I looked at the lights .... thought maybe I couldn't see the filter in the sunshine. Summed up the situation n shot off. In the seconds I shot off . I waved a thankyou to the man who 'showed me the light' and gave one finger up to the bloke behind me... ( I knowww dont lecture )
We jesussed n were puzzled a bit.
5 mins later pulled into Sainsbury's car park n stopped at a junction ... Woman was staring and spoke to me... I was just about to say ....What the fu?? is up with people .... when I heard ... shall I close it for you ??
Boot had been up in the air the whole time....
If you were one of the VERY nice people trying to let me know ... Sorry 
Laughed like the idiots we are tho ... x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It has been overheard in garage forecourts up and down the country when female drivers take ownership of their new car, "Ooooh! Look! They've even added a make-up mirror just where I need it to be when I'm driving to work!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just shows you women never use the rear view mirror for looking behind you 
Oi! I use the mirror .... can't see the boot up in the air in it ... just sky as per anytime ...... 
Can I politely suggest a readjustment might be needed? "
How will I put me lippy on ? |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"Just shows you women never use the rear view mirror for looking behind you
Oi! I use the mirror .... can't see the boot up in the air in it ... just sky as per anytime ......
Can I politely suggest a readjustment might be needed?
How will I put me lippy on ?"
get up 10 minutes earlier and do it at home? (think its time to hide under the table with me tin hat on again) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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what a great way to let farts out of the car ?
Left it open to make sure I could hear traffic behind me?
Useful method for directing rainwater to drain holes and preventing rust...
Hmmmmmmmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once left my maps on top of my old Mini and drove off in a huff and hurry, after just having a tiff with my ex-hubby.
A while van man flashed me soon after I left the drive as I was driving out of town, and I thought he was telling me I was going too slowly.
It's only later when I could not find the maps in the car that it dawned on me where I had put them, oops!  |
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