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Ok....I have just about had enough.

By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Whoever invented those fucking whistling lollipops should be hung upside down by their nether regions and one or two shoved firmly up their .......?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whistling lollipops?

If they are shoved up their proverbial they would fart whistles

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Whistling lollipops?

If they are shoved up their proverbial they would fart whistles

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yes, but that would at least be funny!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Whistle while I blow

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By *ames blackMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Whoever invented those fucking whistling lollipops should be hung upside down by their nether regions and one or two shoved firmly up their .......?

Why do you want to reward them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whistling lollipops?

If they are shoved up their proverbial they would fart whistles

No more silent but deadly

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Whoever invented those fucking whistling lollipops should be hung upside down by their nether regions and one or two shoved firmly up their .......?

Why do you want to reward them?

"
Hmmmm hadn't thought of that....do they do uber sizes in these?

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By *ames blackMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Weren't they invented by Dick van Dyke (that's a name to put on a swinging site lol)in sh!tty sh!tty wham bam?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Weren't they invented by Dick van Dyke (that's a name to put on a swinging site lol)in sh!tty sh!tty wham bam?"

Ian Fleming invented them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

they where fun as a kid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remember the Whistling Pops that were out in the 70s, but didn't know they were still being made.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The whistle doesn't last that long. Offer them a gob stopper in exchange.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh just googled the lyrics to the song Toot Sweets! Best line is ....

"Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker"

Tickled me

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By *ames blackMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Oh just googled the lyrics to the song Toot Sweets! Best line is ....

"Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker"

Tickled me

Would have thought too sticky to tickle but ...............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop skydiving with them sticking out ya ass....less annoying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive had enough...

threads about bleeding cars and football and paying them to much or buying them.....

i dont care................

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By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

"Whistling lollipops?

If they are shoved up their proverbial they would fart whistles

No more silent but deadly

Plenty of loud and proud though.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ive had enough...

threads about bleeding cars and football and paying them to much or buying them.....

i dont care................

"
Give em all whistling lollies I say!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awwww... C'mon Femme... All together now...

Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker

And don't try a toffee or cream

If you seek perfection in sugar confection

Well there's something new on the scene.

A mouth full of cheer

A sweet without peer

A musical morsel supreme!

(Four, Five, Six....)

Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets!

The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat.

Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets!

The eatable, tweetable treats!

Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets!

The toot of a flute with the flavor of fruit!

Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets!

No longer need candy be mute!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Euro tongue...

In the sweetest way possible

bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive had enough...

threads about bleeding cars and football and paying them to much or buying them.....

i dont care................

Give em all whistling lollies I say!

Its all there worth and all i would give them. lmao

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By *ames blackMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

We're all doomed - doomed I tell ya hahaha

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