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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Obviously I don't want to encourage violence.

Who has a humorous idea on how to discourage unwanted attention.

Or retitle the thread, how to deter a stalker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

U had me at "strangle" and "piano wire" I'm off I promise I won't bug u again !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a way of repelling stalkers I'm going to change my name to skull fucker lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"U had me at "strangle" and "piano wire" I'm off I promise I won't bug u again !!

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u know u wanna

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Obviously I don't want to encourage violence.

Who has a humorous idea on how to discourage unwanted attention.

Or retitle the thread, how to deter a stalker"

think the trick is to stand up wind of a stalker so they don't get your scent

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Go into hiding for a year, change your appearance, cut all ties with friends and families and then it's safe to strangle them with piano wire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No no no, you are not getting it, my MO is piano wire, I want to try a different method. Er allegedly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this a follow on from the thread last year where we had to find ways to kill someone with no evidence? Mine was lob a chocolate orange at their head then eat the evidence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Obviously I don't want to encourage violence.

Who has a humorous idea on how to discourage unwanted attention.

Or retitle the thread, how to deter a stalker"

Have a blue waffle as an avatar pic...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No this thread came out of another thread today about something or other

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

Considering some of the threads i just read, this is a welcome retreat. At least i won't throw up in this one (mind the pun)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got to say I am rather fond of the story of the guy who learned all about road building dug a car sized hole on the enemy's route then repaired the road with car and stalker in tact below the surface.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Got to say I am rather fond of the story of the guy who learned all about road building dug a car sized hole on the enemy's route then repaired the road with car and stalker in tact below the surface. "

I like that story. It's a Stephen King one. And it doesn't run to 2,000 pages. Nor is it set in Maine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to play gaaaaames hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like that story. It's a Stephen King one. And it doesn't run to 2,000 pages. Nor is it set in Maine.

That would be Dolan's Cadillac

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like that story. It's a Stephen King one. And it doesn't run to 2,000 pages. Nor is it set in Maine.

That would be Dolan's Cadillac

Of course this version will be stalker's smart car, be a nice small hole then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like that story. It's a Stephen King one. And it doesn't run to 2,000 pages. Nor is it set in Maine.

That would be Dolan's Cadillac

Of course this version will be stalker's smart car, be a nice small hole then

LOL you could drop a smart car into a pot hole. Just make sure to drop a land mine in first and watch him fly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I imagine turning the table on a cyber stalker might provide the desired effect…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how to deter a stalker...... hmm how to deter a stalker, I KNOW !!

Start crying about having aids and shit and hopefully the weirdo will find out and fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanna deter a stalker? It's easy.

You turn the tables and stalk them. But you have to commit to it as you have to bombard them with weird, constant texts/calls/emails.

It worked for me.

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

Contract wet leprosy.

A bit extreme, but shedding infectious body parts should work as a deterrent to all but the most determined of stalkers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was thinking of something less...........................,.,.,

Permanent

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Fookin' good job I changed ma name back from superstalkerfan then innit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Simple solution .. change your profile to something like mine !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

errrrrrrr don't login then u won't know you have a stalker ............. simples

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

My new boyfriend has acused me of stalking him ........ Well he's not my boyfriend yet .

Also be careful with piano wire it cuts into your hands like hell ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fookin' good job I changed ma name back from superstalkerfan then innit

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just watch out for road closed / diversion signs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He looks remarkably like his photofit

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