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Have a great Sunday everyone...... 
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'you've got to make love to me this very moment!'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; tight there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'thanks' and returned to the stove, her T shirt still round her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'what was that all about?'
She explained, 'the egg timer's broken'  |
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"Have a great Sunday everyone......
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'you've got to make love to me this very moment!'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; tight there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'thanks' and returned to the stove, her T shirt still round her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'what was that all about?'
She explained, 'the egg timer's broken' "
Hahahahahaha ya nutter lol  |
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"Have a great Sunday everyone......
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'you've got to make love to me this very moment!'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; tight there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'thanks' and returned to the stove, her T shirt still round her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'what was that all about?'
She explained, 'the egg timer's broken' "
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Hilarious !!!
I am totally rubbish at remembering jokes ... apart from this one ...
What do you call a man with an opinion ???
Wrong !!!
Unless it's one of my glowing verifications of course I guess !!!  |
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"Have a great Sunday everyone......
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'you've got to make love to me this very moment!'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; tight there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'thanks' and returned to the stove, her T shirt still round her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'what was that all about?'
She explained, 'the egg timer's broken' "
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Ever the perfect host, as he laid her down upon the bed he whispered ' in the morning how would you like your eggs? '
Turning to face him with a  expression on her face, she replied :-
'unfertilized' |
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"ooooh i love venison. But i love my chicken more...
...and who uses an egg timer??
I love haunch of venison, but I am partial to a plump breast too "
...Add a few pineapple chunks and you'll have a feast |
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"Ever the perfect host, as he laid her down upon the bed he whispered ' in the morning how would you like your eggs? '
Turning to face him with a expression on her face, she replied :-
'unfertilized'"
Now who's the nutter?  |
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Oi Bambi!
Yes my love? What can I do for you?? "
You said on another thread that you hate when guys send you that as a mail. I was being cheeky, sorry.
I shall take it as a compliment that you replied though. Mwah! xxxxxx |
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Oi Bambi!
Yes my love? What can I do for you??
You said on another thread that you hate when guys send you that as a mail. I was being cheeky, sorry.
I shall take it as a compliment that you replied though. Mwah! xxxxxx "
Haha!! Its 'Oi French' my lovely....xxx |
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"Gawd, missed you crazies whilst at the gym 
Hello u and less of the crazy please ........ 
Ok,oK, delightfully different
I'm bonkers me "
Owww Dizzee rascal  |
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