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"whats the strangest open line you have had to a message we had one not so long back asking if they could brush my hair xxxxx" One of mine had the words fuck and wife in it. No question mark. | |||
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"can I bring a female to yours and you can watch... yeah of course you can, I will rustle up a small finger buffet for afters for you both.... " Lol, do you include cocktail sausages? | |||
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"Someone once offered to pay to watch me defecate..." Initially I misread that as decaffeinate !!   | |||
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"Anytime someone sends me a message which refers to me in some kind of female terms strikes me as rather odd... "Oh chuckles that'll b because they have yet to realize that a gal like you is just a down ho everyday kinda guy    | |||
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"Anytime someone sends me a message which refers to me in some kind of female terms strikes me as rather odd...
Oh chuckles that'll b because they have yet to realize that a gal like you is just a down ho everyday kinda guy "Amen to that Edna..... It's getting to the point when a bloke can't put a frock on without people thinking he's some kind of gender-bender...   | |||
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"Someone once ask for my old clothes and underwear "Was it a charity? | |||
""Can you fist me?" -from a single male" Did they mean up the ass or in the face??  | |||
