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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
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Overheard in a Sainsbury Supermarket at the checkout - a little brat was refused some sweets by his Mother. The little darling shouted out "I am going to tell Nanna I saw you kissing Daddy's willy". The red faced Mother made a quick exit dragging her child with her.    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the worse thing my daughter ever said was to her nursery teacher, she was only 4 and was telling the teacher about the dog going to the vets, the teacher asked her what was wrong and my daughter said back.....Daddy said he's got to have his knackers snatched |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Many years ago my grandparents had come to stay and we weren't in when they arrived. So my grandfather had to pee down the side of the shed. Potentially not the best thing to say to me, as I bounded up to my teacher (I was in year one so would have been no more than 6) at the Whit Friday Band contest and told her that Grandpa had had a wee down the side of the shed.
There's also a story my best friend's mum tells of me telling my friend that we couldn't bounce on my dad's knee (totally innocent before anyone says anything) because he'd had a vasectomy!
Tact and diplomacy was something I didn't have from a very young age! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sometimes innocent words take on a new meaning dependant upon the sentence and accent....
My youngest daughter, no more than four at the time, was at the dinner table and accidently stabbed her sister with a piece of cutlery... wait for it... she apologised with:
"C sorry I forked you".
Can you work out what it sounded like?  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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The funniest thing I overheard was when I was at a restaurant with my mother, daughter, and nieces when the General Synod was on in York. We were sat near a table of churchmen (not sure what rank, but wearing dog collars) and one of them said, rather loudly, 'Of course, she was a whore!'.
The look on the children's faces were a sight to see. |
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
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"Sometimes innocent words take on a new meaning dependant upon the sentence and accent....
My youngest daughter, no more than four at the time, was at the dinner table and accidently stabbed her sister with a piece of cutlery... wait for it... she apologised with:
"C sorry I forked you".
Can you work out what it sounded like? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sometimes innocent words take on a new meaning dependant upon the sentence and accent....
My youngest daughter, no more than four at the time, was at the dinner table and accidently stabbed her sister with a piece of cutlery... wait for it... she apologised with:
"C sorry I forked you".
Can you work out what it sounded like? "
The best ones similar to that are predictive text fails!  |
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"Sometimes innocent words take on a new meaning dependant upon the sentence and accent....
My youngest daughter, no more than four at the time, was at the dinner table and accidently stabbed her sister with a piece of cutlery... wait for it... she apologised with:
"C sorry I forked you".
Can you work out what it sounded like?
The best ones similar to that are predictive text fails! "
Friends of the family had a baby
My mum was texting her brother to let him know
When asked what she'd had
My mum replied via text " she's had a little goat"
Feck knows how but hell it was hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well I did not over hear this but my daughter aged 15 came home from school after doing a presentation in front of the class ... I asked how it went ... Red faced she said it was fine until I had to say the line "we no longer use floppy disks" yes you guessed it she said "we no longer use floppy dicks" oops !!!! bless her! |
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
"Sometimes innocent words take on a new meaning dependant upon the sentence and accent....
My youngest daughter, no more than four at the time, was at the dinner table and accidently stabbed her sister with a piece of cutlery... wait for it... she apologised with:
"C sorry I forked you".
Can you work out what it sounded like?
The best ones similar to that are predictive text fails!
Friends of the family had a baby
My mum was texting her brother to let him know
When asked what she'd had
My mum replied via text " she's had a little goat"
Feck knows how but hell it was hilarious"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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saw some little scouse chavs in the addidas shop in chester say he has seen a shop in liverpool that does those shoes with a 100% discount.
the twat wasnt talking about nicking them either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was having a fag with my old boss at work and we were talking about swimming and what came out my mouth was I love swinging instead of swimming lol"
A definite Freudian slip |
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"Overheard in a Sainsbury Supermarket at the checkout - a little brat was refused some sweets by his Mother. The little darling shouted out "I am going to tell Nanna I saw you kissing Daddy's willy". The red faced Mother made a quick exit dragging her child with her. "
Ha ha ha ha ...oh dear I really wish I'd been there.
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