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By *aravancouple OP   Man  over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

just bought an Alexander Mcqueen shirt.

Bit tight round the neck...........but it hangs well!

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

Not funny!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Agreed not funny at all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not funny ! Not funny ! ?

It was bloody hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

been waitin on one of them doin the rounds! always same when someone famous dies xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i guess it is a little bit funny in the crudest sense of the word but i really feel its too soon for such black humour, especially considering he took his own life, its really very sad.

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By *entadreadMan  over a year ago

Essex

Was wondering when they would start...society!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just received this via text.

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

Sorry, but I find these kind of jokes totally in bad taste and not the least bit amusing. I deal with bereaved families on a daily basis, and have on many occasion had to deal with families who loved ones had committed suicide. Ask his family and close friends if they think its funny, would you think it was funny if someone made a joke about a member of your family that had died in a tragic way? I think not!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For crying out loud it's a joke ! Nothing more, nothing less.

Lets face it, most jokes are in bad taste

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By *aughty_kittyWoman  over a year ago

finger licking good

people need to stop trying to pick and choose what is funny or not here, some people will laugh some will not, if its notto your taste just pass it by?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Exactly Kitty

Until tonight, I never realised that there were so many good wholesome people on here who have never laughed at a dodgy joke before ..

Just goes to show how sheltered my life has been

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

I thought you where out on a date missy? Come on what did ya do to him?

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By *aughty_kittyWoman  over a year ago

finger licking good


"I thought you where out on a date missy? Come on what did ya do to him? "

i cant call it a date now, i fucked up, i touched his willy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd never heard of this McQueen chap till he killed himself. Some of these arty-farty prima donna types will do anything for a some media attention.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

not even a clever joke

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By *aughty_kittyWoman  over a year ago

finger licking good

death happens, get over it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yeah, i know, I'm getting over my wife's

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By *aughty_kittyWoman  over a year ago

finger licking good


"yeah, i know, I'm getting over my wife's"

good for u, the only way to go forward is to get over it,

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By *umourCouple  over a year ago

Rushden

So, all you "holier than thou" people have never laughed at a dodgy joke??? Bullshit!

For people who are British citizens, you know nothing about this land!! The British have a long history of joking in the face of adversity, it is a coping mechanism for gods sake!!!

And to the poster who says she has to deal with the bereaved all day... My uncle was an undertaker who had to deal with families only minutes sometimes after a loved one passed away. He used to have some really black jokes between him and his staff, but it helped them to cope with their situation.

Trouble is that people like those against the posting of jokes like this have listened too hard to the politically correct!

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By *umourCouple  over a year ago

Rushden


"yeah, i know, I'm getting over my wife's"

Just getting over your wife's death? And here you are on a swingers site??? Way to get over it!!!

And you don't think remote jokes are funny!!! Sheesh

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By *aughty_kittyWoman  over a year ago

finger licking good

its only a joke

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"yeah, i know, I'm getting over my wife's

Just getting over your wife's death? And here you are on a swingers site??? Way to get over it!!!

And you don't think remote jokes are funny!!! Sheesh"

Maybe he didn't like her???

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"yeah, i know, I'm getting over my wife's

Just getting over your wife's death? And here you are on a swingers site??? Way to get over it!!!

And you don't think remote jokes are funny!!! Sheesh"

People get over tragic situations in their own way, don't knock it.

As for the joke, it clearly says on the thread title what the thread is going to be about.

People don't have to open the thread if they think it is going to offend them?

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By *aughty_kittyWoman  over a year ago

finger licking good


"yeah, i know, I'm getting over my wife's

Just getting over your wife's death? And here you are on a swingers site??? Way to get over it!!!

And you don't think remote jokes are funny!!! Sheesh

People get over tragic situations in their own way, don't knock it.

As for the joke, it clearly says on the thread title what the thread is going to be about.

People don't have to open the thread if they think it is going to offend them?"

thats what i mean, if u dont like jokes like that, dont read it... it seems quite simple?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton

That was funny - I've just got a new car - it's a Toyota - can't stop - catch you later! Z

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By *eorge17Man  over a year ago

Leven

when the reports about tiger woods crashing into a tree started coming in i said they would not be able to see the woods for the tree. judging by the reaction in the chatroom you'd have thought i'd killed him.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The thing about death jokes is that the one person guaranteed NOT to get upset over it - is the one who's dead! So why do other people get arsey over it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when the reports about tiger woods crashing into a tree started coming in i said they would not be able to see the woods for the tree. judging by the reaction in the chatroom you'd have thought i'd killed him. "

im sure his wife would have paid you too!! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton

well - although i can take life pretty seriously - i still think you can laugh as well - my mums dead - do i want never to hear mum jokes or never hear about other peeps mums? no - life goes on - you can have a sense of humour and be sensitive too. Z

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"well - although i can take life pretty seriously - i still think you can laugh as well - my mums dead - do i want never to hear mum jokes or never hear about other peeps mums? no - life goes on - you can have a sense of humour and be sensitive too. Z "

Fair do's, I take your point - it was signposted as a joke but like Rugby also said about how we deal with tragedy, I certainly did not think I would be here as part of my dealing with things...

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"well - although i can take life pretty seriously - i still think you can laugh as well - my mums dead - do i want never to hear mum jokes or never hear about other peeps mums? no - life goes on - you can have a sense of humour and be sensitive too. Z

Fair do's, I take your point - it was signposted as a joke but like Rugby also said about how we deal with tragedy, I certainly did not think I would be here as part of my dealing with things..."

But as you are, welcome to the world of swinging

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton


"well - although i can take life pretty seriously - i still think you can laugh as well - my mums dead - do i want never to hear mum jokes or never hear about other peeps mums? no - life goes on - you can have a sense of humour and be sensitive too. Z

Fair do's, I take your point - it was signposted as a joke but like Rugby also said about how we deal with tragedy, I certainly did not think I would be here as part of my dealing with things...

But as you are, welcome to the world of swinging "

Yes, welcome - we're pretty friendly really. Z

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry everyone, I should not have mentioned my wife. It was a cheap shot to all here and worse, disrespectful my my wife. Guess I am more tetchy tonight than I thought!!!

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By *aughty_kittyWoman  over a year ago

finger licking good

death jokes. is just that joke it not able to hurt anyone.///

sometimes its like a bloody morgue in here

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"Sorry everyone, I should not have mentioned my wife. It was a cheap shot to all here and worse, disrespectful my my wife. Guess I am more tetchy tonight than I thought!!! "

don't worry about it jim xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"well - although i can take life pretty seriously - i still think you can laugh as well - my mums dead - do i want never to hear mum jokes or never hear about other peeps mums? no - life goes on - you can have a sense of humour and be sensitive too. Z

Fair do's, I take your point - it was signposted as a joke but like Rugby also said about how we deal with tragedy, I certainly did not think I would be here as part of my dealing with things...

But as you are, welcome to the world of swinging

Yes, welcome - we're pretty friendly really. Z"

Yes, I have really enjoyed these forums over the past few days x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yeah hang around they can be fun honestly!!! x

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By *umourCouple  over a year ago

Rushden


"

But as you are, welcome to the world of swinging "

OK, I can understand someone who was on here as a couple coming back on to chat with people if their spouse dies. BUT... To come onto a swinging site to get over your spouse is a bit unusual to say the least, especially as it is still so raw that a joke about someone not known upsets you so much that you feel compelled to comment on a forum!

But in the politically correct world we live in I have to say that I won't judge and each to their own!!!!!

But, the joke was funny in a morbid way to me and if you don't like it... move on!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton


"Sorry everyone, I should not have mentioned my wife. It was a cheap shot to all here and worse, disrespectful my my wife. Guess I am more tetchy tonight than I thought!!!

don't worry about it jim xxx"

have to agree - we all have that kind of day- we're all human after all - Z

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"just bought an Alexander Mcqueen shirt.

Bit tight round the neck...........but it hangs well! "

Funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"yeah hang around they can be fun honestly!!! x"

Yes they can. Can I tell you that in the past few minutes I have turned down an invite to a gangbang happening tonight, I was too engrossed on here (and it was an hour's drive)

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"

But as you are, welcome to the world of swinging

OK, I can understand someone who was on here as a couple coming back on to chat with people if their spouse dies. BUT... To come onto a swinging site to get over your spouse is a bit unusual to say the least, especially as it is still so raw that a joke about someone not known upsets you so much that you feel compelled to comment on a forum!

But in the politically correct world we live in I have to say that I won't judge and each to their own!!!!!

But, the joke was funny in a morbid way to me and if you don't like it... move on!"

People react in different ways _umour, if this is this mans way of coping who are we to argue or judge.

But you are right, bad taste jokes will always make someone laugh or at least snigger behind their hands, I am sure we have all done it at some point.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

But as you are, welcome to the world of swinging

OK, I can understand someone who was on here as a couple coming back on to chat with people if their spouse dies. BUT... To come onto a swinging site to get over your spouse is a bit unusual to say the least, especially as it is still so raw that a joke about someone not known upsets you so much that you feel compelled to comment on a forum!

But in the politically correct world we live in I have to say that I won't judge and each to their own!!!!!

But, the joke was funny in a morbid way to me and if you don't like it... move on!"

who says what any of us will do after a bereavement?? we cant say what we would do personally till it happened!

such is the joy of the forums everyone can comment whether they like it or not xx

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By *aughty_kittyWoman  over a year ago

finger licking good

was a funny joke

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There was this black guy, a fat wife and a disabled jew walked into a bar~~~~~~~ everyone was too scared to tell any jokes ,

Sorry I'll get my coat

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By *umourCouple  over a year ago

Rushden


"

But as you are, welcome to the world of swinging

OK, I can understand someone who was on here as a couple coming back on to chat with people if their spouse dies. BUT... To come onto a swinging site to get over your spouse is a bit unusual to say the least, especially as it is still so raw that a joke about someone not known upsets you so much that you feel compelled to comment on a forum!

But in the politically correct world we live in I have to say that I won't judge and each to their own!!!!!

But, the joke was funny in a morbid way to me and if you don't like it... move on!

who says what any of us will do after a bereavement?? we cant say what we would do personally till it happened!

such is the joy of the forums everyone can comment whether they like it or not xx"

My last comment... I do know that I love my wife so much that I would not even think of joining a swingers site if I hadn't been on one with her! Maybe after a period of time I might, but certainly not when I was trying to get over her! And I certainly wouldn't have mentioned it in a forum cos it looks like asking for a pity fuck!

As a member already, I would come on here to chat to the many friends we have made on here, for comfort. But playing? No way for a long time! Maybe I am just lucky that I have the perfect partner for me so I will go now and shut the fuck up!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

But as you are, welcome to the world of swinging

OK, I can understand someone who was on here as a couple coming back on to chat with people if their spouse dies. BUT... To come onto a swinging site to get over your spouse is a bit unusual to say the least, especially as it is still so raw that a joke about someone not known upsets you so much that you feel compelled to comment on a forum!

But in the politically correct world we live in I have to say that I won't judge and each to their own!!!!!

But, the joke was funny in a morbid way to me and if you don't like it... move on!

who says what any of us will do after a bereavement?? we cant say what we would do personally till it happened!

such is the joy of the forums everyone can comment whether they like it or not xx

My last comment... I do know that I love my wife so much that I would not even think of joining a swingers site if I hadn't been on one with her! Maybe after a period of time I might, but certainly not when I was trying to get over her! And I certainly wouldn't have mentioned it in a forum cos it looks like asking for a pity fuck!

As a member already, I would come on here to chat to the many friends we have made on here, for comfort. But playing? No way for a long time! Maybe I am just lucky that I have the perfect partner for me so I will go now and shut the fuck up!!!"

and you can read minds too wow!!

thats your choice what you do same as it is his choice what he does x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There was this black guy, a fat wife and a disabled jew walked into a bar~~~~~~~ everyone was too scared to tell any jokes ,

Sorry I'll get my coat "

That reminds me of John Thompson ( Cold Feet, Coronation Street) when he had a stand-up character called Bernard Righton, a piss-take of Bernard Manning and he starts what you think is a real Manning joke: "An Englishman, a West Indian and a Pakistani walk into bar...What a wonderful example of racial integration"

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"To come onto a swinging site to get over your spouse is a bit unusual to say the least, especially as it is still so raw that a joke about someone not known upsets you so much that you feel compelled to comment on a forum!

"

Bereavement effects each and everyone differently, what's wrong with coming on here for a little distraction?

You've posted what YOU would do, fair enough, the member has done what he wanted to do, I doubt it's up for discussion or negotiation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As a member already, I would come on here to chat to the many friends we have made on here, for comfort. But playing? No way for a long time! Maybe I am just lucky that I have the perfect partner for me so I will go now and shut the fuck up!!!"

No, you're right. I should have shut the fuck up, hence my apology earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Maybe I am just lucky that I have the perfect partner for me "

I too had the perfect partner for me and was widowed... that's why I swing, no-one will ever be loved by me in such a way ever again... no strings no commitment just sex in it's most basic form. I have a basic need for sex, just like I do for food.

Love was and still is for my deceased partner. xxxx

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay

Here we go again......people judging other members for what they do in their personal life, we can only live one life folks....that's out own.

No sense in trying to judge everyone else or second guess their reasons for doing what they do, best to get on with our own lives.

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

It’s a joke. Some will find amusing. Others will find a little in bad taste. What you can do is look at who posted what and figure out who is or isn’t on the same wave length as you. What you do have to take in mind though some post just for the attention and will not post what they think but what will get them the best reaction.

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

I deleted my post as you lot put it much better than I did.

Let people live their lives the way they want to.......no one knows how they would react to bereavment or for how long they stop living for.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As the one who really brought the thread to a shuddering halt I really have to say I don't want it to be about me and I genuinely apologise for introducing the subject into the thread. It was crass and just completely uncalled for.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

dont worry about it most threads go completely off track!! just have a thick skin and dont take bein judged personally and you will do just fine!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont worry about it most threads go completely off track!! just have a thick skin and dont take bein judged personally and you will do just fine!! xx "

Cheers. xx

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By *umourCouple  over a year ago

Rushden


"As the one who really brought the thread to a shuddering halt I really have to say I don't want it to be about me and I genuinely apologise for introducing the subject into the thread. It was crass and just completely uncalled for."

Lesson to Jim! No matter what you get called and no matter what anyone else says.. Fight your corner mate! Unless you have been swayed by reasoned argument, stand your ground. Just cos I think that if you can't see a joke it is too early to get into swinging, doesn't mean I am right! It is just my opinion!

You will know when you have finally got into the forums... You will be able to stick pins in your skin and it won't hurt... Fare thee well jimbo

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"As the one who really brought the thread to a shuddering halt I really have to say I don't want it to be about me and I genuinely apologise for introducing the subject into the thread. It was crass and just completely uncalled for."

Ah don't worry about it, but to change the thread away from you here is a joke I just found.

Give it here"

"No, it`s mine"

"Let me have it"

"It`s my turn"

"You had it last night"

"Fuck off!"

"Come on give it to me"

"No way!"

Siamese twins having a wank.

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By *umourCouple  over a year ago

Rushden

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Ah don't worry about it, but to change the thread away from you here is a joke I just found.

Give it here"

"No, it`s mine"

"Let me have it"

"It`s my turn"

"You had it last night"

"Fuck off!"

"Come on give it to me"

"No way!"

Siamese twins having a wank."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ok ok so I love sick jokes, whoopeee

It is only humour, some people use it to get over tragedy.

How many jokes have you heard in your lifetime.

Now, how many were not jokes at someone else's expense ?

mother in law

disabled

death

the list is endless, it doesn't mean we don't sympathise with those at the butt of the joke, but it's just a joke

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By *im53Man  over a year ago

Boldon


"So, all you "holier than thou" people have never laughed at a dodgy joke??? Bullshit!

For people who are British citizens, you know nothing about this land!! The British have a long history of joking in the face of adversity, it is a coping mechanism for gods sake!!!

And to the poster who says she has to deal with the bereaved all day... My uncle was an undertaker who had to deal with families only minutes sometimes after a loved one passed away. He used to have some really black jokes between him and his staff, but it helped them to cope with their situation.

Trouble is that people like those against the posting of jokes like this have listened too hard to the politically correct!"

totaly aggree my family was in the funeral trade and some of the jokes were realy bad

if we had more than two in the chaple of rest we used to leave a pack of cards out in case they wanted to have a game during the night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

it is sad that he hung himself, but a black silk tie, so last year......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We all have different opinions, if you're not keen then don't get too touchy, move along.

This goes out to those that ranted the joke offensive, and those that ranted otherwise.

It's a joke, get over it.

Someone was offended, get over it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My friend text me this joke last night. I didn't find it funny simply because I was feeling unwell yesterday, had just dropped off to sleep and the phone woke me. Reading it here now, feeling a little better - I still don't find it funny!!

It doesn't offend me I just don't find it funny - humour is subjective after all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My Uncle died of Asbestosis - Took 3 days to cremate him

XX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I find this thread as funny as the OP's joke and even at that it was a good un.

Its great offending the offended

Toot toot.......is that the Offending Bus i hear coming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I find this thread as funny as the OP's joke and even at that it was a good un.

Its great offending the offended

Toot toot.......is that the Offending Bus i hear coming"

It makes me chuckle when people are offended by people being offended.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I'm offended by people being offended at people being offended

So does that make me grossly offended ?

Yours

Mr Offended

Offendedsville

England

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I'm offended by people being offended at people being offended

So does that make me grossly offended ?

Yours

Mr Offended

Offendedsville

England

"

How dare you be offended, I'm offended at you being offended.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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Im not offended just though id jump on the thread

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay

I'm offended that Shag would be offended by someone being offended...

I am frankly fookin' offended

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All jokes poke fun at someone,something,some event.some like them some dont.

sod it....hey theres an englishman,irishman and a scotsman.....

my mother in laws so fat....ect ect ect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All jokes poke fun at someone,something,some event.some like them some dont.

sod it....hey theres an englishman,irishman and a scotsman.....

my mother in laws so fat....ect ect ect"

It's alright for you, everyone wants to keep up with the Jones's.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well that's it !

Now I am offended !!

Cue Fawlty Towers, Basil and the Germans ...

Ok! Right! "There was this man, in a bomber, over Berlin ...."

Apologies to all those 'non Fawlty' peeps, but those 'in the know' will see the humour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh sri forgot to mention - I am offended at those who are offended at those who are offended at those who are offended at those who told a dodgy joke

Mmmmmm let me think, maybe I'm not offended, just confuddled

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By *tevenshirlCouple  over a year ago

between burnley n skipton

bloody hell vinny what you started fantastic guy i just thought he was brilliant on that motorbike in the great escape. when he hit the fence was he off ended or up ended

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