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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
It can be dangerous kissing on a Thursday.
Funky took me through the space-time-continuum-worm-hole-thingy at midnight. He promised me sights I could only dream and kissed me just as his soul emerged.
The result is that I aged 30 years, got even fatter and can't look in the mirror now.
He says it will wear off and has promised that next time he takes me it will be to a better time and place.
What do you get when you kiss a guy?
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"I think I would probably be sick 
If someone kissed you or just if Funky, or I, kissed you?
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Step away from The Funkster, he's all mine today 
*sorry, I've given up stalking for an indefinite period of time  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I think I would probably be sick
If someone kissed you or just if Funky, or I, kissed you?
If a man kissed me"
I dunno, I quite like it when a man kisses me.  Even when I have to stand two or three steps up in order to reach properly.
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Dribbled on and tickled normally.
But the only 'guy'I've kissed for a while is 2 and a half! He gives the best dribbly kisses tho lol x"
Is that the opposite to being tickled unnaturally ? Whatever unnaturally is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dribbled on and tickled normally.
But the only 'guy'I've kissed for a while is 2 and a half! He gives the best dribbly kisses tho lol x"
aww, thats so cute. I love those kind of kisses, especially after they punch you in the face lol
...now im feeling broody lol
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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What do you get when you kiss a guy?
Given the state of my life at present, herpes probably."
What do you get when you kiss a guy
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, he'll never phone you
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
It's one of my favourite lyrics ever.
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Lickety:S for a first time through my temporal vortex you came off pretty lightly. I remember the first time my old friend and companion Soxy did it, he wore a string vest and Y-fronts for a month! (((shudder)))
As I say you will re-assemble into something similar to your natural form... eventually.
All my love, my sweet xxx |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lickety:S for a first time through my temporal vortex you came off pretty lightly. I remember the first time my old friend and companion Soxy did it, he wore a string vest and Y-fronts for a month! (((shudder)))
As I say you will re-assemble into something similar to your natural form... eventually.
All my love, my sweet xxx"
I wonder what I'd look like in a string vest? |
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"I wonder what I'd look like in a string vest?
So do I
My dad calls them singlets. I'd have to call them swinglets if I take up this idea."
If you do, and bend over, can I see your builder's bum as well  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I wonder what I'd look like in a string vest?
So do I
My dad calls them singlets. I'd have to call them swinglets if I take up this idea.
If you do, and bend over, can I see your builder's bum as well "
Does that mean I have to get baggy y-fronts or ones that are too small? It's not my area of expertise.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oi Lickety, I just want to take this opportunity to say your user name is by far the best user name I have ever known for its ability to be used creating anagrams that are so good they deserve their own profiles here on Fab.....
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Oi Lickety, I just want to take this opportunity to say your user name is by far the best user name I have ever known for its ability to be used creating anagrams that are so good they deserve their own profiles here on Fab.....
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Arse kissing won't turn me into a princess or a queen!  |
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"Oi Lickety, I just want to take this opportunity to say your user name is by far the best user name I have ever known for its ability to be used creating anagrams that are so good they deserve their own profiles here on Fab.....
Arse kissing won't turn me into a princess or a queen! "
Awww you'll always be royalty in my eyes
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