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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Help my wife doesn't know that I've just shrank one of her favourite tops. Didn't see it mixed up in the washing machine before throwing in the tumble dryer and cannot replace it before she gets back. So do I
A) hide it till I can find a new one
B) come clean  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Help my wife doesn't know that I've just shrank one of her favourite tops. Didn't see it mixed up in the washing machine before throwing in the tumble dryer and cannot replace it before she gets back. So do I
A) hide it till I can find a new one
B) come clean "
Makes such a change to my wife doesn't know I'm on a swinging site and I'm being blackmailed by her gorgeous sister to have sex with her.
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Just put in back in her wardrobe, and keep commenting on how she has put on weight.
Then when she tries it on again, you can say "See I told you, you had put on weight"
Then run as fast as you can out of the door to the pub  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just put in back in her wardrobe, and keep commenting on how she has put on weight.
Then when she tries it on again, you can say "See I told you, you had put on weight"
Then run as fast as you can out of the door to the pub "
I would like to keep my wedding tackle 
I think I'm going to have an expensive weekend coming up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Show her the shrunken jumper and tell her that if she had a handle on the domestic duties this sort of thing simply wouldn't happen and that it is, in reality, all her own fault.
Then ask why time dinner is ready and go to the pub.
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Just put in back in her wardrobe, and keep commenting on how she has put on weight.
Then when she tries it on again, you can say "See I told you, you had put on weight"
Then run as fast as you can out of the door to the pub "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Help my wife doesn't know that I've just shrank one of her favourite tops. Didn't see it mixed up in the washing machine before throwing in the tumble dryer and cannot replace it before she gets back. So do I
A) hide it till I can find a new one
B) come clean "
Hide it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come clean and hand over your bank card "
.....what she says 
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it' the only way to save yourself unless you want to leave the country and assume a new identity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well played young sir.
Shrink her favourite top and she will never ask you to do the washing again.
Gladiator, I salute you"
She will still kill him when she finds out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just clean the toilet. She will be so impressed she will forget all about the jumper. Xx"
Lol toilet in fact whole bathroom done already plus hoovering washing minus said top done dinner in slow cooker been multi tasking today so I don't sleep. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just clean the toilet. She will be so impressed she will forget all about the jumper. Xx
Lol toilet in fact whole bathroom done already plus hoovering washing minus said top done dinner in slow cooker been multi tasking today so I don't sleep. "
Right throw a home made dessert in there and she will forgive everything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You made a big mistake. You posted on here an admission of your crime. If you both have access to that profile the mrs will know.
But come clean. It's only a top. Not like you killed her dog or anything |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Help my wife doesn't know that I've just shrank one of her favourite tops. Didn't see it mixed up in the washing machine before throwing in the tumble dryer and cannot replace it before she gets back. So do I
A) hide it till I can find a new one
B) come clean "
I did this, shrank my hubby's favourite, expensive woolen sweater. She will never forget...but she may forgive  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Tell her the truth.... The guy you invited round to fuck her when she returns home as a surprise whom you left in the bedroom wanked over it and tried to rectify by washing on too hot temp. Tell her youve thrown him out and will never let him contact you again showing what a true perfect hubby you are lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I've formulated a plan now. going to draw a bath with bubbles I've put a nice bottle of white in the fridge so why she gets in I lead her straight in to the bath room then when she gets to the bedroom to get dressed will be a nice box of chocs with a note under telling her about the top I will at this point be a safe distance away |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Be careful, woman are good at saying its ok, while deep down they are planning their revenge, and when you in a deep sleep she slips off your bed clothes and cuts you balls off, the good thing is that it's always done in one swift movement |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've formulated a plan now. going to draw a bath with bubbles I've put a nice bottle of white in the fridge so why she gets in I lead her straight in to the bath room then when she gets to the bedroom to get dressed will be a nice box of chocs with a note under telling her about the top I will at this point be a safe distance away"
Hope no one draws her attention to this thread first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've formulated a plan now. going to draw a bath with bubbles I've put a nice bottle of white in the fridge so why she gets in I lead her straight in to the bath room then when she gets to the bedroom to get dressed will be a nice box of chocs with a note under telling her about the top I will at this point be a safe distance away
Hope no one draws her attention to this thread first "
Hence the straight to the bath bit |
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Put some washing in the machine with the shrunken jumper in the middle of the bundle.
When she comes in - take her to the kitchen and make her a coffee while you chat.
Say to her ....Shit I haven't turned the machine on .... hit the switch there ....
SHE DOES
Later - let her take the washing out. When you see the jumper you say .... WHAT the FUCK have you DONE ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Simple question!
Does she look good in a tight fitting top? 
If so - what's the problem!! "
In my humble opinion very much so. Problem is it already was |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Simple question!
Does she look good in a tight fitting top?
If so - what's the problem!!
In my humble opinion very much so. Problem is it already was "
In that case - I'd just set fire to the house!
Evidence gone in minutes!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've formulated a plan now. going to draw a bath with bubbles I've put a nice bottle of white in the fridge so why she gets in I lead her straight in to the bath room then when she gets to the bedroom to get dressed will be a nice box of chocs with a note under telling her about the top I will at this point be a safe distance away
Hope no one draws her attention to this thread first
Hence the straight to the bath bit"
You've not thought through it very well, your thread won't disappear, you will be found out that you were conspiring |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've formulated a plan now. going to draw a bath with bubbles I've put a nice bottle of white in the fridge so why she gets in I lead her straight in to the bath room then when she gets to the bedroom to get dressed will be a nice box of chocs with a note under telling her about the top I will at this point be a safe distance away
Hope no one draws her attention to this thread first
Hence the straight to the bath bit
You've not thought through it very well, your thread won't disappear, you will be found out that you were conspiring "
Ah you see it will be me looking for advice as I'm such a caring husband not conspiring. Either that or start a new profile |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
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"Help my wife doesn't know that I've just shrank one of her favourite tops. Didn't see it mixed up in the washing machine before throwing in the tumble dryer and cannot replace it before she gets back. So do I
A) hide it till I can find a new one
B) come clean "
Come clean, apologise, and offer to replace it. You might want to throw in a pair of new shoes to match too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Show her the shrunken jumper and tell her that if she had a handle on the domestic duties this sort of thing simply wouldn't happen and that it is, in reality, all her own fault.
Then ask why time dinner is ready and go to the pub.
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PMSL!!!
Some men are soooo brave! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Be careful, woman are good at saying its ok, while deep down they are planning their revenge, and when you in a deep sleep she slips off your bed clothes and cuts you balls off, the good thing is that it's always done in one swift movement "
Not with a rusty old bread knife it wont |
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