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They do not have the ability to read a genuine message from a genuinely sexually frustrated tosser because most of the messages they receive are written in the form of text speak therefore rendering the potential sperm receptical to choose to ignore the adoring suitor
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because some of us work so much we only have a small window of opportunity and therefore are only interested in the elite   
Geees, and we don't work ???????
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The post however is why don't women answer mail from men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because they're shoe shopping! "
Yipee, just won a fabulous black pair of heels on ebay. Messages...do I have messages.? Shoe shopping is another sort of porn!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They are too busy plucking the hairs from their foofoos one by one with a pair of tweezers.
I actually do that 
How hardcore are you! "
No shaving rash and less painful than waxing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They are too busy plucking the hairs from their foofoos one by one with a pair of tweezers.
I actually do that
How hardcore are you!
No shaving rash and less painful than waxing "
Moody u have made me shudder  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They are too busy plucking the hairs from their foofoos one by one with a pair of tweezers.
I actually do that
How hardcore are you!
No shaving rash and less painful than waxing
Moody u have made me shudder "
Sowie
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cos they are on my thread helping me get rid of the kids ..............
Have you still not got rid of them yet? Do they need an exorcism? My friend told me the other night her child had turned into the devil....  "
no they are still here - although ...... there is silence ............ I think I had the last word !!!!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"cos they are on my thread helping me get rid of the kids ..............
Have you still not got rid of them yet? Do they need an exorcism? My friend told me the other night her child had turned into the devil....
no they are still here - although ...... there is silence ............ I think I had the last word !!!! "
Check your phone - they will have sent a text to ensure they get the last word. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong "
OK - go ahead. We await with baited breath. |
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I don't reply to junk mail that comes through my letterbox, most of the mails I get are no better than junk mail, randomly sent to people who the sender has no consideration for.
I know instantly if someone has shown me the respect of reading my profile before getting in touch, these people ALWAYS get a reply, those that don't read it are not really interested in me as a person, their mail is just junk to me so it goes in my junk mail box ie the trash can.
I am not arrogant, I don't think every man likes me I know some won't, I don't have the pick of any man on here but I do have the right to respect and show respect to those who deserve it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong
OK - go ahead. We await with baited breath. "
For God's sake breathe woman...!!!
Women don answer messages for the same reason that dogs lick their own bollocks.... ;-) |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong
OK - go ahead. We await with baited breath.
For God's sake breathe woman...!!!
Women don answer messages for the same reason that dogs lick their own bollocks....;-)"
It's meant to be a light-hearted thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong
OK - go ahead. We await with baited breath.
For God's sake breathe woman...!!!
Women don answer messages for the same reason that dogs lick their own bollocks....;-)
It's meant to be a light-hearted thread. "
And the light hearted punchline should have been... "because they can..."
Apologies for the disturbance... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cos they are on my thread helping me get rid of the kids ..............
Have you still not got rid of them yet? Do they need an exorcism? My friend told me the other night her child had turned into the devil....
no they are still here - although ...... there is silence ............ I think I had the last word !!!!
Check your phone - they will have sent a text to ensure they get the last word."
nope they havent got any credit lol |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong
OK - go ahead. We await with baited breath.
For God's sake breathe woman...!!!
Women don answer messages for the same reason that dogs lick their own bollocks....;-)
It's meant to be a light-hearted thread.
And the light hearted punchline should have been... "because they can..."
Apologies for the disturbance... "
I sense a disturbance in the Force! Maybe that's why women don't answer messages? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because they're too busy washing, ironing and doing housework?
Ooooooo you might aswell shoot yourself now
Or get that solid iron chastity belt!!"
I'm sorry - i'm sorry!!!
I forgot cooking and hovering! |
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"Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong
OK - go ahead. We await with baited breath.
For God's sake breathe woman...!!!
Women don answer messages for the same reason that dogs lick their own bollocks....;-)"
I reply to all messages for the same reason that cats play with mice before they kill them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong
OK - go ahead. We await with baited breath.
For God's sake breathe woman...!!!
Women don answer messages for the same reason that dogs lick their own bollocks....;-)
I reply to all messages for the same reason that cats play with mice before they kill them "
Touche! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They do but the system blocks them to maintain an atomsphere of desperate anticipation.
All eager responses are diverted to the senior gardening forum which has an surprisingly high user turn over but is well known for its condolence cards. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Because they're too busy washing, ironing and doing housework?
Ooooooo you might aswell shoot yourself now
Or get that solid iron chastity belt!!
I'm sorry - i'm sorry!!!
I forgot cooking and hovering! "
I can cook, but have not managed to master hovering yet. |
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"They are too busy plucking the hairs from their foofoos one by one with a pair of tweezers.
I actually do that "
Me too lol in fact I dont mind other people tweezing it either . mmmm pleasure / pain.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong
OK - go ahead. We await with baited breath.
For God's sake breathe woman...!!!
Women don answer messages for the same reason that dogs lick their own bollocks....;-)
I reply to all messages for the same reason that cats play with mice before they kill them "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They are too busy plucking the hairs from their foofoos one by one with a pair of tweezers.
I actually do that
How hardcore are you!
No shaving rash and less painful than waxing
Moody u have made me shudder
Sowie
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Glad im not the only one! My sister gets alot of ungrown hairs from shavibg on her legs so il sort her ingrowns and she'll pluck my leg hairs. Takes a while but cheaper than waxing and the pain is very minor! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I usually reply - if I don't it's because the message is too short or too dull to be worth an answer....
Three word messages don't need replying to, do they?
Well, do they..??? |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I usually reply - if I don't it's because the message is too short or too dull to be worth an answer....
Three word messages don't need replying to, do they?
Well, do they..???"
No - we NEVER respond - didn't you know? We're all timewasters. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"because they are time wasters and cock teasers (judging by the recent trend in the forums anyway)"
Hence my 'career change' thread!
Ooh - I've got the definitive answer!!!
It's because they're far too busy sending cut and paste messages to every bloke on site without checking they (may, possibly, just about, in a dark room with their meet blindfolded) meet the vague profiles preferences listed, because they never receive anything in their inbox and if the don't get laid soon their balls will explode!
*might be wrong about the last bit!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"because they are time wasters and cock teasers (judging by the recent trend in the forums anyway)
Hence my 'career change' thread!
Ooh - I've got the definitive answer!!!
It's because they're far too busy sending cut and paste messages to every bloke on site without checking they (may, possibly, just about, in a dark room with their meet blindfolded) meet the vague profiles preferences listed, because they never receive anything in their inbox and if the don't get laid soon their balls will explode!
*might be wrong about the last bit! "
Great way to plug your own thread there Obi |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"because they are time wasters and cock teasers (judging by the recent trend in the forums anyway)
Hence my 'career change' thread!
Ooh - I've got the definitive answer!!!
It's because they're far too busy sending cut and paste messages to every bloke on site without checking they (may, possibly, just about, in a dark room with their meet blindfolded) meet the vague profiles preferences listed, because they never receive anything in their inbox and if the don't get laid soon their balls will explode!
*might be wrong about the last bit!
Great way to plug your own thread there Obi "
All advertising is subject to a small fee. Well something has to pay my Love Honey bill! |
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By *zanyCouple
over a year ago
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Think most males think we are hard up for a shag. It's the opposite really as it is delicious to take your pick. Most messages are just too short ,most pics seem to be just cock, and most don't read or respect the writing in profile. |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Think most males think we are hard up for a shag. It's the opposite really as it is delicious to take your pick. Most messages are just too short ,most pics seem to be just cock, and most don't read or respect the writing in profile. "
So - what other things do you do to amuse yourself rather than answer messages? |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"The girls on here get absolutely hounded with messages and on chat, I dunno how they cope. It's full-on as hell "
We cope by ignoring messages and doing other things instead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The girls on here get absolutely hounded with messages and on chat, I dunno how they cope. It's full-on as hell
We cope by ignoring messages and doing other things instead. "
Oooo errr
A girl on chat told me she gets 300 a day! A day!!! Fack that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"because they are time wasters and cock teasers (judging by the recent trend in the forums anyway)
Hence my 'career change' thread!
Ooh - I've got the definitive answer!!!
It's because they're far too busy sending cut and paste messages to every bloke on site without checking they (may, possibly, just about, in a dark room with their meet blindfolded) meet the vague profiles preferences listed, because they never receive anything in their inbox and if the don't get laid soon their balls will explode!
*might be wrong about the last bit!
Great way to plug your own thread there Obi
All advertising is subject to a small fee. Well something has to pay my Love Honey bill! "
Czech's in the post! He's a little lazy but in sure you can find a use for him!
*This post was brought to you in conjunction with "Obi's Toy and Pram Emporium".
"Having a bad day/week/life? Things not going how you want? Starting to feel like you're invisible, nobody's listening to you and it's not official 'Rant Thursday' ? Then shimmy your over expectant ass down to Obi's and purchase yourself one of the worlds finest prams, along with some shiny new toys to hurl from it at your leisure!! Guaranteed (not) to free you from stress and sexual frustration in minutes, far simpler than bashing keys on your laptop and can even be done with friends!! So go on - cheer yourself up and buy one today - you never know when you'll need one and Thursdays are so rare these days!!!"
*shit - it's Thursday isn't it! |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"because they are time wasters and cock teasers (judging by the recent trend in the forums anyway)
Hence my 'career change' thread!
Ooh - I've got the definitive answer!!!
It's because they're far too busy sending cut and paste messages to every bloke on site without checking they (may, possibly, just about, in a dark room with their meet blindfolded) meet the vague profiles preferences listed, because they never receive anything in their inbox and if the don't get laid soon their balls will explode!
*might be wrong about the last bit!
Great way to plug your own thread there Obi
All advertising is subject to a small fee. Well something has to pay my Love Honey bill!
Czech's in the post! He's a little lazy but in sure you can find a use for him!
*This post was brought to you in conjunction with "Obi's Toy and Pram Emporium".
"Having a bad day/week/life? Things not going how you want? Starting to feel like you're invisible, nobody's listening to you and it's not official 'Rant Thursday' ? Then shimmy your over expectant ass down to Obi's and purchase yourself one of the worlds finest prams, along with some shiny new toys to hurl from it at your leisure!! Guaranteed (not) to free you from stress and sexual frustration in minutes, far simpler than bashing keys on your laptop and can even be done with friends!! So go on - cheer yourself up and buy one today - you never know when you'll need one and Thursdays are so rare these days!!!"
*shit - it's Thursday isn't it! "
Not keen on lazy Czech's - prefer a nice hard Pole. |
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