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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whats everyone's fave film quote. Mine has to be
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
From 'They live' |
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you think the waitresses hate you now? wait till you give them crabs then you will know what real hatred is |
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Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?
...In Bruges |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toto..... i've got a feeling we're not in Kansas any more....... |
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"Black cock down" meet the millers. X  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had enough of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane. |
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Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.
Kit, Pretty Woman |
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"Cut the crap, bring on the meat!" Little Shop of Horrors |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't call me Shirley !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats everyone's fave film quote. Mine has to be
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
From 'They live'"
Frankly my dear.I don't give a damn (Gone with the Wind) or in the case of my staffie bull 'born with the wind'! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nobody puts baby in the corner
Dirty dancing |
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what we've got here is failure to communicate .. cool hand luke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she's so fat you have to throw talc at it and aim for the wet patch ...bruce willis ..last boy scout |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No ticket"
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are no perfect people in this life..just perfect intentions.
Robin hood prince of thieves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't call me Shirley !! "
Airplane........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tomorrow is another day
Scarlett O'Hara - Gone With The Wind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Holy rusty metal, Batman...
the one with The Riddler in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Charles ...get The rifle ...we're being facked "......Lock Stock  |
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" " Charles ...get The rifle ...we're being facked "......Lock Stock "
its been emotional |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye are seldom the same"
Pulp Fiction |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
Brick Top in Snatch
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"He swings both ways - men and boys"
Saturday Night Fever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get'
Forest Gump
xxx
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"Pullover"
"No it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From the Beatles movie "Hard Day Night"
Reporter: Has success changed your life?
George: Yes.
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
South London |
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! |
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By *pple16Man
over a year ago
Macclesfield |
You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,
michael caine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Vinny what's that ?....its a shotgun Sol ....that's not a shotgun its fucking artillery piece Vincent ! " ...snatch |
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"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,
michael caine"
Try again... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ever danced with the devil in a pale moonlight
Said by the joker in the original Batman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,
michael caine
Try again..."
Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off |
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"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,
michael caine
Try again...
Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off "
Close enough
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,
michael caine
Try again...
Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
Close enough
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Lol is it bleeding doors not bloody ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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'When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to die'
Bane, Dark knight rises |
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Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all children.
It can't rain all the time.
Both from The Crow.
Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.
Stand by me. |
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"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,
michael caine
Try again...
Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
Close enough
Lol is it bleeding doors not bloody ? "
'You were', not 'Your' (which grammatically speaking makes no sense whatsoever)
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Dirty harry ...
I know what your thinking! did he fire 6 shots or only 5 ?
Well to tell you the truth , through all this excitement I kinda lost track myself!
But being this is a 44 magnum , the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off
You got to ask yourself one question ..
Do I feel lucky?
Well do you punk?
Robber ... Hey .. I gots to know !
Dirty Harry ... Walks over and fires ... "Click"
Robber " son of a bitch" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,
michael caine
Try again...
Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
Close enough
Lol is it bleeding doors not bloody ?
'You were', not 'Your' (which grammatically speaking makes no sense whatsoever)
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Bugger so near but but yet so far x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shit. I've been shot"
"I don't fucking believe this, could everyone stop getting shot!"
Lock stock |
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"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,
michael caine
Try again...
Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
Close enough
Lol is it bleeding doors not bloody ?
'You were', not 'Your' (which grammatically speaking makes no sense whatsoever)
Bugger so near but but yet so far x"
Got there in the end !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tyrone.." it came at me from behind ! "....Sol ..." things do tend to come at you from behind when you're reversing ! " ...Snatch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What you rebeling agains WHAT YOU GOT. (Marlon Brando ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,
michael caine
Try again...
Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
Close enough
Lol is it bleeding doors not bloody ?
'You were', not 'Your' (which grammatically speaking makes no sense whatsoever)
Bugger so near but but yet so far x
Got there in the end !! "
Took time but yup got there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tyrone.." it came at me from behind ! "....Sol ..." things do tend to come at you from behind when you're reversing ! " ...Snatch "
It was at a funny angle
Snatch is probably the most quotable film in history |
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By *avindaWoman
over a year ago
North Wales |
Long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
Bull Durham |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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' it's a dream to some, a nightmare to others!'
from merlin the film |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Charlie don't surf!!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Colonel Kilgore
US 9th Air Cavalry.
"Apocalypse Now" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't fuxk with the wongs (wanderers) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tyrone.." it came at me from behind ! "....Sol ..." things do tend to come at you from behind when you're reversing ! " ...Snatch
It was at a funny angle
Snatch is probably the most quotable film in history"
It's a classic film, i never get bored of it ! |
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay
my vengeance upon thee. |
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A man's gotta know his limitations |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here's Johnny !
The Shining  |
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Blackberry: Men have always hated us.
Holly: No. They just destroyed the warren because we were in their way.
Fiver: They'll never rest until they've spoiled the earth.
Watership Down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ever tried eatin' corn on the cob with no fuckin teeth" Blues Brothers. |
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634 blowjobs in 5 days..
gawd I love Erin Brockovitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."
All About Eve |
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"You're gonna need a bigger boat!"
Police Chief Martin C. Brody played by the late Roy Scheider in Jaws
Apparently the line was not in the script..he just ad-libbed it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Steven Arthur Younger: Do it! Do it! I love my country, you people crap on it! I love my religion, you people spit on it! Just remember something, I'm here because I wanna be here! I let myself be caught, because I'm not a coward! I chose to meet my oppressors face to face! You call me a barbarian? Then what are you? What, you expect me to weep over 50 civillians? You people kill that number every day! How does it feel Brody? This is not about me! This is about you! How does it feel? You have no authority here! None! There is but one authority, and it is not you! You are a blight, you are a cancer! How does it feel Brody?
Movie- Unthinkable |
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Welcome to Cosco.. I love you!
Idiocracy |
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"A man's gotta know his limitations "
Clint Eastwood as Inspector Harry Callahan in Magnum Force |
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By *alek1Woman
over a year ago
Coventry |
'Death by stereo.....'
The Lost Boys |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
apple pie for breakfast,why we aren't poor after all |
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He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy & he's going to bed! |
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Can't remember which film ................
"Houston.......................
We have a problem"....................
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By *alek1Woman
over a year ago
Coventry |
'it's the car, right? Chicks love the car'
Batman Forever |
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But why "Harry the hatchet"?
I don't get it!
Lock stock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy & he's going to bed!"
" blessed are The peace makers for they shall inherit The earth " ....aww the cheesemakers !...isn't that lovely ?..I'm glad they're getting something ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If it bleeds...we can kill it ... Predator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mickey was a mouse, Donald was a duck. Pluto was a dog, so what the hell was goofy?" Stand by me.....but what was goofy? |
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"Can't remember which film ................
"Houston.......................
We have a problem"....................
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Apollo 13... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
2. (KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?)
Sargent, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean, just, I'm sitting here on the bench, I mean I'm sitting here on the Group W bench 'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after being a litterbug." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can’t be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?” — Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery |
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"I'm goin t'call mine spider"
"Ya can't call a kitten spider"
"I c'n call it anything I like"
"Your daft in the head you are"
"And I'll teach it to hate yours and eat it all up"
Whistle down the wind
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By *andWCouple
over a year ago
Pontypridd |
""Pullover"
"No it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing" "
We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What am i doing here?"
A sperm from a Woody Allen film. |
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I ate his liver with some fava beans...and a nice Chianti
Hannibal (the Cannibal) Lecter
The sucking gesture that follows the line was improvised by Anthony Hopkins and was not in the script, but it made that line all the more horrific. |
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Mrs. Finkle: It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leave them alone Barry, can't you see they have got no money, they can't even afford new furniture
Lock stock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the entire opening scene of full metal jacket |
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Honey ...................
I'm hommeeee ...........:..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never rub another mans Rhubarb" jack Nicholson Batman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nihilists? Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Jack Nickleson: "You're shittin me!"
Morgan Freeman: "No....The cats beat me to it!"
The Bucket List.
I cried laughing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bazinga!"
In the ball pool. Let me know if you're a fan too. |
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"the entire opening scene of full metal jacket "
what is your major malfunction numbnuts,did'nt mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child. |
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"Jack Nickleson: "You're shittin me!"
Morgan Freeman: "No....The cats beat me to it!"
The Bucket List.
I cried laughing. "
Another brilliant line from the same film uttered by JN:-
"When you get to my age...never trust a fart" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Roger O. Thornhill. What does the O stand for?" "Nothing"
and
"This matter is best disposed of from a great height, over water"
North by Northwest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who do I see for my bollocking - TT closer to the edge.
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning, it smelsl like victory - Apocolypse now.
Now go do the voodoo that you do so well - blazing saddles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could tell you but I'd have to kill you"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.
I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.
Obi-Wan has taught you well, but you are not a Jedi yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice Bever....oh..thanks...I had it stuffed lately.... Naked Gun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".... and cancel Christmas..!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mum, can i have some more fucking crisps. Now"
In most films.
err, what do you mean it's not part OF the film? |
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By *ike74Man
over a year ago
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It's all about respect !!
Harry hill
Goodfellas |
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Who's motorcycle is this?
It's not a motorcyle it's a chopper baby.
Who's chopper is this?
Zed's
Who is Zed?
Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead
(Roars off)
I may not have got that exactly right I know! |
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Dom: [looking at the junked Toyota Supra being hauled in] I said a ten-*second* car, not a ten-*minute* car.
Jesse: You could push this across the finish line, or tow it.
Dom: You couldn't even tow that across the finish line.
Brian: No Faith.
Dom: I have faith in you, but this isn't a junkyard. This is a garage.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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warriors, come out to plaaaaayyyyy |
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"wheres your tool
scum "
What facking tool? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fat Fkin Mavis.
Rita, sue n bob too |
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Carlin - "You tell 'im he's a black barsted"
Other geezer - "He already knows!"
Scum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every since I was a kid, I always wanted to be a gangster.
Henry hill, goodfellas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die...
From Bladerunner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dom: [looking at the junked Toyota Supra being hauled in] I said a ten-*second* car, not a ten-*minute* car.
Jesse: You could push this across the finish line, or tow it.
Dom: You couldn't even tow that across the finish line.
Brian: No Faith.
Dom: I have faith in you, but this isn't a junkyard. This is a garage. Pop the hood
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1.21 "jigga"watts! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They may take our lives, but they will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
Braveheart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From daybreakers
It's as safe as barebacking a two doller whore |
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over a year ago
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Simon: I remember the First War, the way the sky burned, the faces of angels destroyed. I saw a third of Heaven's legion banished and the creation of Hell. I stood with my brothers and watched Lucifer Fall. But now my brothers are not brothers, and we have come here where we are mortal to steal the Dark Soul, not yet Lucifer's, to serve our cause. I have always obeyed, but I never thought the War would happen again.
"The Prophecy" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cyril Bench: One hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?
"Vertical Limit" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Jip: The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!
"Human Traffic "
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Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.
"Once upon a time in the west " |
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A few from the movie " The football factory "
Tommy Johnson: There's nothing different about me. I'm just another bored male, approaching 30, in a dead-end job, who lives for the weekend. Casual sex, watered-down lager, heavily cut drugs. And occasionally kicking fuck out of someone.
Tommy Johnson: What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it!
Tommy Johnson: The next best thing to violence is sex. And seeing as there's nearly 500,000 single women in London, I must be in with half a chance. Especially as I'd fuck anything that's breathing.
No more posts I promise ...lol
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It's better to burn out than to fade away
Highlander |
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"It was during this sorrow that love came to me." A voice filled with harmony. It says, "Live still, I am life. Heaven is in your eyes. Is everything around you just the blood and mud? I am divine. I am oblivion. I am the god... that comes down from the heavens, and makes of the Earth a heaven. I am love!... I am love."
Philadelphia (Maria Callas aria) |
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You people wouldn't believe the things I've seen.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glisten in the darkness at the Turnhauser Gate.
All those things will be lost in time, like, tears in the rain...
Time to die...
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" Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?
...In Bruges"
I love that movie!
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Fuck! It's lollypop man! |
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"One thought he was invincible the other thought he could fly... they were both wrong" Steven Seagal in Marked For Death. |
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Why try to blend in when you were born to stand out..... |
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"You can't handle the truth!!"
Col. Jessup - A few good men.  |
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Strike me down and I will come back stronger than you could possibly imagine |
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... that hole is not my pussy, now take it out of my arse ..
Film quote taken from i dont like anal sex -) |
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay
my vengeance upon thee. "
I wish I could remember that so I could recite it when faced with such things as a parking warden! ?? |
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Guns for show, knives for a pro
If the milk turns out to be sour, i aint the kinda pussy to drink it - no what i mean!
Ahh! shit ive been shot..
Can everyone stop getting shot!
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""You can't handle the truth!!"
Col. Jessup - A few good men. "
One of the greatest films ever |
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" what time is it ?....it's around 2.30 ...that's brilliant ..you can tell The time by looking at The sun ?....no I looked at this watch Mick gave me "....crocadile dundee ..( words to that affect ) |
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Ordell Robbie: Goddamn girl, you gettin' high already? It's just 2 o'clock!
Melanie: [chuckling]It's that late?
Ordell Robbie: You know you smoke too much of that shit, that shit gonna rob you of your own ambition.
Melanie: Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV...
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Apollo creed to rocky
" see that look in their eyes rock? .... You gotta get that look back Rock ....
Eye of the tiger man! " |
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" Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?
...In Bruges
I love that movie!
What if the milkman knows karate?"
Forget 'Lock, Stock...' and 'Snatch', 'In Bruges' has the most quotable dialogue ever !
Two many hookers and a racist dwarf, I think I'm heading home...
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"I ask for so little...
Just fear me, love me.
Do as I say and I will be your slave".
- Jareth (David Bowie) in Labyrinth. |
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There was too much of the dialog to post here but everything Dennis Hopper character says to Christopher Walkdens in True Romance |
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They are all gonna laugh at you!
Carrie |
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" Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?
...In Bruges
I love that movie!
What if the milkman knows karate?
Forget 'Lock, Stock...' and 'Snatch', 'In Bruges' has the most quotable dialogue ever !
Two many hookers and a racist dwarf, I think I'm heading home...
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Fuck!...A bottle!
And
Oh, you're an American! Try not to say anything crass... |
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"You killed me scooter." and, "All you fucking Mr.Postman...fuck off!"
Quadrophenia, Phil Daniels aka Jimmy |
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Moments in time...like tears in the rain...Bladerunner |
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whats that? its a dickfor
whats a dickfor?
its 2 pee with
spies like us |
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" Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?
...In Bruges
I love that movie!
What if the milkman knows karate?
Forget 'Lock, Stock...' and 'Snatch', 'In Bruges' has the most quotable dialogue ever !
Two many hookers and a racist dwarf, I think I'm heading home...
Fuck!...A bottle!
And
Oh, you're an American! Try not to say anything crass..."
That should have been 'Two manky hookers...', fucking phone !!
'Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.'
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Dead or alive .. your coming with me |
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"All for me!" - petite thai girl when faced with two large cocks in a porn I recently watched! |
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"If you cannot say anything nice, don't say anything at all"
bambi |
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Big man little Dick
A film called Hard Men
Talking about a Chinese writing tattoo a gangster had down the length of his back. Never knew what it said until a hooker told him it translated to the above |
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" If you and your undershirt will walk two paces backwards, I could enter this dwelling"
John Gielgud in "Arthur" |
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"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
Casablanca |
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"Dying aint much of a living boy"
The Outlaw Josey Wales |
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over a year ago
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Make like bananas and g.. get the fook outta here!
Boondock saints. |
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"Make like bananas and g.. get the fook outta here!
Boondock saints. "
Epic film, didn't like the 2nd but the first was brilliant
the cat |
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Rockford |
"Bring out the gimp"
"Zed's dead baby....Zed's dead" |
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over a year ago
Rockford |
"He's not the messiah...he's a very naughty boy" |
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"Make like bananas and g.. get the fook outta here!
Boondock saints.
Epic film, didn't like the 2nd but the first was brilliant
the cat "
Apparently! My resources tell me theres a third one in the works! |
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You've got red on ye
How's that for a slice of fried gold? Yeah boy!!!
And the one I turn into a child and yell everytime . . . . .
HULK SMASH!!!!!! |
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My favourite ever;
"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer" - Ace Ventura |
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"Make like bananas and g.. get the fook outta here!
Boondock saints.
Epic film, didn't like the 2nd but the first was brilliant
the cat
Apparently! My resources tell me theres a third one in the works! "
Not seen the 2nd but the 1st one was awesome. William dafoe was more convincing as a tv then I would have ever imagined |
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"Rollo Tomasso"
Kevin Spacey's dying words in
LA Confidential |
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Raging Bull
Jake: He's an ugly fuck
Joey: What's it matter to you, you're gonna fight him not fuck him |
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Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.
Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma
and have a son in law named jeff.
Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.
Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and take spanish and get a B.
Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their
Nina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!
Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....
"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?" |
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Charlie Croker: It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.
Classic |
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Henry Moon: Well! Anybody hungry?
Big Abe: [deadpan] Hungry! Shit, I could eat a frozen dog.
Henry Moon: Well, we'll go on out to the kitchen and see if we got one already froze.
Goin' South 1978 with Jack Nicholson |
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"just a spoon full of sugar....." |
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Fill your hands you son of a bitch |
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You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.
Bad boys |
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Here's my mothafuckin' farm! I'm a lead farmer, mothafucka!
Tropic Thunder |
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I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you!
Taken. |
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