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"oooh another question ...is the shoe more important than the holy handbag ? bit like life of Brian when put like that ... "I think it must be something like blokes suppoedly collecting cables or screws in the shed...... goes with the territory of gender Or it could be that we are just " a very naughty boy" | |||
"oooh another question ...is the shoe more important than the holy handbag ? bit like life of Brian when put like that ...
I think it must be something like blokes suppoedly collecting cables or screws in the shed...... goes with the territory of gender
Or it could be that we are just " a very naughty boy" "That should be supposedly.... slip of the finger, sorry | |||
"Shoes...... Again simple stuff.. Mrs Notts has about 150 or so pairs, of those maybe theres half that fit poperly and half she would call bedroom shoes.. Of the half that fit she will maybe wear 6 or 7 times before they 'change' shape and don't fit anymore... the other half mysteriously go out of fashion.... but new ones that look the same are in vougue... Then theres the size issues... depending on just how many Kyles are on and how much toast has been munched and washed down with wine determines which ones can be worn with which skirt or pair of Jeans.. now thats another issue.. cause jeans need different shoes to skirts right.. In all theres not a book long enough to contain this complex fashion thing " yeah but ...you have described the tactics used ....and the effect.....But ...Why..??
Why shoes......its bizarre...its like blokes having 150 pairs of trainers ....nerver gonna happen is it | |||
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"Its simple.... I wear a size 5 If I love the shoes I will accept a size 6 If i cant live without them i will accept a size 4 "PMSL see its the glazed look ...shooeeeesssssssss....even the angriest woman mellows when shoe hunting ,its like endorphins are released .... | |||
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"Heres a short theory... Women know guys like nice shoes!" do you reckon thats it ...its all for us ??? | |||
"Heres a short theory... Women know guys like nice shoes! do you reckon thats it ...its all for us ???" Yeah you kid yourself boys...you are good at it LOL | |||
"Heres a short theory... Women know guys like nice shoes! do you reckon thats it ...its all for us ??? Yeah you kid yourself boys...you are good at it LOL"oooh you bitchy bitch its a serious question | |||
"Heres a short theory... Women know guys like nice shoes! do you reckon thats it ...its all for us ??? Yeah you kid yourself boys...you are good at it LOL
oooh you bitchy bitch its a serious question "Im always serious when it comes to shoes lol | |||
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"The shoe thing is a complex one, although I must say Notts Iam very impressed with your knowledge, alot of guys dont understand some shoes are to be worn with skirts and some with jeans. The need for shoes is embedded in us from a very young age, I was always walking around the house in my mam's shoes when I was little and now my daughter does the same...although there are some shoes I hold back, they arent right for children lol " yeah ...so its handed down from mother to daughter ...i agree....but ...why shoes ....?? ...why not hats ... | |||
" Why shoes......its bizarre...its like blokes having 150 pairs of trainers ....nerver gonna happen is it " We wouldn't say so...we have come to know many str8 guys who likes to buy lots of different types of shoes....one dude even have a full collection of Nike Air Force One...even Marco have at least 6 shoes and said if not bcoz of money issues...would've buy lots more...:D....he said...shirt makes the men, shoes makes the men fabulous....:D | |||
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" Why shoes......its bizarre...its like blokes having 150 pairs of trainers ....nerver gonna happen is it We wouldn't say so...we have come to know many str8 guys who likes to buy lots of different types of shoes....one dude even have a full collection of Nike Air Force One...even Marco have at least 6 shoes and said if not bcoz of money issues...would've buy lots more...:D....he said...shirt makes the men, shoes makes the men fabulous....:D" yeahh lol....but look at fuss pusses post she must have the shoes even if they dont fit...and i know loads like that ...
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"I have over 200 pairs. Mr Madchick has over 50 pairs. 50+ pairs is obscene for a bloke. 200+ pairs is perfectly acceptable for a female. There are those that go with jeans, skirts, combats, work suits, university gear, ball gowns, day dress, evening dresses, work dresses, bedroom shoes, club shoes, pub shoes, swinging shoes, shorts, beach wear, holiday shoes, shoes for the plane......etc.. Now tell me...... we NEED at least 100 pairs to go with the list above! Oh and one last thing.... Does don't answer back, they don't belch, fart, scream at referee's or moan about the price of petrol!" ok _adchick i know you dont fart at referees etc etc ...i understand that ...but ...why cant the evening dress shoes be the club shoes ..why does it need 2 pairs ...lol | |||
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"I have over 200 pairs. Mr Madchick has over 50 pairs. 50+ pairs is obscene for a bloke. 200+ pairs is perfectly acceptable for a female. There are those that go with jeans, skirts, combats, work suits, university gear, ball gowns, day dress, evening dresses, work dresses, bedroom shoes, club shoes, pub shoes, swinging shoes, shorts, beach wear, holiday shoes, shoes for the plane......etc.. Now tell me...... we NEED at least 100 pairs to go with the list above! Oh and one last thing.... Does don't answer back, they don't belch, fart, scream at referee's or moan about the price of petrol! ok _adchick i know you dont fart at referees etc etc ...i understand that ...but ...why cant the evening dress shoes be the club shoes ..why does it need 2 pairs ...lol" Evening dress shoes are NOT the same as club shoes. Club shoes are for dancing in, Evening dress shoes for for parading in.......... two completely different things. You men just don't understand, after all, you don't have the mental capacity to understand such basic elements as shoe co-ordinating! | |||
"I have over 200 pairs. Mr Madchick has over 50 pairs. 50+ pairs is obscene for a bloke. 200+ pairs is perfectly acceptable for a female. There are those that go with jeans, skirts, combats, work suits, university gear, ball gowns, day dress, evening dresses, work dresses, bedroom shoes, club shoes, pub shoes, swinging shoes, shorts, beach wear, holiday shoes, shoes for the plane......etc.. Now tell me...... we NEED at least 100 pairs to go with the list above! Oh and one last thing.... Does don't answer back, they don't belch, fart, scream at referee's or moan about the price of petrol! ok _adchick i know you dont fart at referees etc etc ...i understand that ...but ...why cant the evening dress shoes be the club shoes ..why does it need 2 pairs ...lol Evening dress shoes are NOT the same as club shoes. Club shoes are for dancing in, Evening dress shoes for for parading in.......... two completely different things. You men just don't understand, after all, you don't have the mental capacity to understand such basic elements as shoe co-ordinating!" i am trying to understand i really am ....but ....it cant be a bloke attraction thing cus most guys dont go ...met a great woman last night ..her shoes were fecking amazing
in fact unless they are red fuck me shoes most blokes i reckon dont notice ....go ask Jase what shoes you had on last time you went out ...or even yesterday .....lol.
So ...chocolate ...or shoes .? lol
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"I have over 200 pairs. Mr Madchick has over 50 pairs. 50+ pairs is obscene for a bloke. 200+ pairs is perfectly acceptable for a female. There are those that go with jeans, skirts, combats, work suits, university gear, ball gowns, day dress, evening dresses, work dresses, bedroom shoes, club shoes, pub shoes, swinging shoes, shorts, beach wear, holiday shoes, shoes for the plane......etc.. Now tell me...... we NEED at least 100 pairs to go with the list above! Oh and one last thing.... Does don't answer back, they don't belch, fart, scream at referee's or moan about the price of petrol! ok _adchick i know you dont fart at referees etc etc ...i understand that ...but ...why cant the evening dress shoes be the club shoes ..why does it need 2 pairs ...lol Evening dress shoes are NOT the same as club shoes. Club shoes are for dancing in, Evening dress shoes for for parading in.......... two completely different things. You men just don't understand, after all, you don't have the mental capacity to understand such basic elements as shoe co-ordinating! i am trying to understand i really am ....but ....it cant be a bloke attraction thing cus most guys dont go ...met a great woman last night ..her shoes were fecking amazing
in fact unless they are red fuck me shoes most blokes i reckon dont notice ....go ask Jase what shoes you had on last time you went out ...or even yesterday .....lol.
So ...chocolate ...or shoes .? lol
"sorry jase just realised i probably lumbered you in it .,....pmsl | |||
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"I love em. In the last week i have 2 pairs of shoes and 2 pairs of black knee boots. I am 6ft and i only buy heels for the bedroom, as i cant find a guy who is 6ft4 and also cant bloody walk in them hehe. Just cant get enuff and the night wudnt be the same with out em. Boys and toys Girls and shoes " so the shoe ,outweighs the bag then | |||
"I love em. In the last week i have 2 pairs of shoes and 2 pairs of black knee boots. I am 6ft and i only buy heels for the bedroom, as i cant find a guy who is 6ft4 and also cant bloody walk in them hehe. Just cant get enuff and the night wudnt be the same with out em. Boys and toys Girls and shoes Yeah does for me so the shoe ,outweighs the bag then " | |||
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"all I know is last meet I had the guys insisted I remove my clothes but keep the shoes on! " Just stockings and heels......ooooooooo it does it for me  | |||
"all I know is last meet I had the guys insisted I remove my clothes but keep the shoes on! " wot .....like ...scared to touch em sort of thing .....? | |||
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"Really high heels make legs look so sexy mmmmmmm Plus the heels give the guys something to hold on to when they are .....ooooh im being rude now "yeah i tried that and got bublegum all over my hand | |||
"Really high heels make legs look so sexy mmmmmmm Plus the heels give the guys something to hold on to when they are .....ooooh im being rude now
yeah i tried that and got bublegum all over my hand "ROFL | |||
"Really high heels make legs look so sexy mmmmmmm Plus the heels give the guys something to hold on to when they are .....ooooh im being rude now
yeah i tried that and got bublegum all over my hand "Now thats funny... put ya head in freezer that will get it off lol | |||
"Really high heels make legs look so sexy mmmmmmm Plus the heels give the guys something to hold on to when they are .....ooooh im being rude now
yeah i tried that and got bublegum all over my hand
Now thats funny... put ya head in freezer that will get it off lol"sort of put us both off i transfered to to everything i was touching ..i reckon she put it there to have later it was still warm and wet | |||
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"What? she saved her bubblegum by putting it on her shoe? classy bird! pmsl I put mine behind my ear "well she was eating her crisps so it is understandable i suppose ...she was classy ..always stubbed her fag out on the wall instead of the back of my neck | |||
"I have over 200 pairs. Mr Madchick has over 50 pairs. 50+ pairs is obscene for a bloke. 200+ pairs is perfectly acceptable for a female. There are those that go with jeans, skirts, combats, work suits, university gear, ball gowns, day dress, evening dresses, work dresses, bedroom shoes, club shoes, pub shoes, swinging shoes, shorts, beach wear, holiday shoes, shoes for the plane......etc.. Now tell me...... we NEED at least 100 pairs to go with the list above! Oh and one last thing.... Does don't answer back, they don't belch, fart, scream at referee's or moan about the price of petrol! ok _adchick i know you dont fart at referees etc etc ...i understand that ...but ...why cant the evening dress shoes be the club shoes ..why does it need 2 pairs ...lol Evening dress shoes are NOT the same as club shoes. Club shoes are for dancing in, Evening dress shoes for for parading in.......... two completely different things. You men just don't understand, after all, you don't have the mental capacity to understand such basic elements as shoe co-ordinating! i am trying to understand i really am ....but ....it cant be a bloke attraction thing cus most guys dont go ...met a great woman last night ..her shoes were fecking amazing
in fact unless they are red fuck me shoes most blokes i reckon dont notice ....go ask Jase what shoes you had on last time you went out ...or even yesterday .....lol.
So ...chocolate ...or shoes .? lol
"I'm being a book worm. Even Jase would know I'm permanently in flat loafers or trainers at the moment. As for the chocolates or shoes........ No competition. Shhhoooeeesss I'm allergic to chocolate by the way..! | |||
"I have over 200 pairs. Mr Madchick has over 50 pairs. 50+ pairs is obscene for a bloke. 200+ pairs is perfectly acceptable for a female. There are those that go with jeans, skirts, combats, work suits, university gear, ball gowns, day dress, evening dresses, work dresses, bedroom shoes, club shoes, pub shoes, swinging shoes, shorts, beach wear, holiday shoes, shoes for the plane......etc.. Now tell me...... we NEED at least 100 pairs to go with the list above! Oh and one last thing.... Does don't answer back, they don't belch, fart, scream at referee's or moan about the price of petrol! ok _adchick i know you dont fart at referees etc etc ...i understand that ...but ...why cant the evening dress shoes be the club shoes ..why does it need 2 pairs ...lol Evening dress shoes are NOT the same as club shoes. Club shoes are for dancing in, Evening dress shoes for for parading in.......... two completely different things. You men just don't understand, after all, you don't have the mental capacity to understand such basic elements as shoe co-ordinating! i am trying to understand i really am ....but ....it cant be a bloke attraction thing cus most guys dont go ...met a great woman last night ..her shoes were fecking amazing
in fact unless they are red fuck me shoes most blokes i reckon dont notice ....go ask Jase what shoes you had on last time you went out ...or even yesterday .....lol.
So ...chocolate ...or shoes .? lol
I'm being a book worm.
Even Jase would know I'm permanently in flat loafers or trainers at the moment.
As for the chocolates or shoes........
No competition. Shhhoooeeesss
I'm allergic to chocolate by the way..!"wot a chocolate free woman ....? yeah ,,,,i can sort of see that with you actually .... | |||
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"I have over 200 pairs. Mr Madchick has over 50 pairs. 50+ pairs is obscene for a bloke. 200+ pairs is perfectly acceptable for a female. There are those that go with jeans, skirts, combats, work suits, university gear, ball gowns, day dress, evening dresses, work dresses, bedroom shoes, club shoes, pub shoes, swinging shoes, shorts, beach wear, holiday shoes, shoes for the plane......etc.. Now tell me...... we NEED at least 100 pairs to go with the list above! Oh and one last thing.... Does don't answer back, they don't belch, fart, scream at referee's or moan about the price of petrol! ok _adchick i know you dont fart at referees etc etc ...i understand that ...but ...why cant the evening dress shoes be the club shoes ..why does it need 2 pairs ...lol Evening dress shoes are NOT the same as club shoes. Club shoes are for dancing in, Evening dress shoes for for parading in.......... two completely different things. You men just don't understand, after all, you don't have the mental capacity to understand such basic elements as shoe co-ordinating! i am trying to understand i really am ....but ....it cant be a bloke attraction thing cus most guys dont go ...met a great woman last night ..her shoes were fecking amazing
in fact unless they are red fuck me shoes most blokes i reckon dont notice ....go ask Jase what shoes you had on last time you went out ...or even yesterday .....lol.
So ...chocolate ...or shoes .? lol
I'm being a book worm.
Even Jase would know I'm permanently in flat loafers or trainers at the moment.
As for the chocolates or shoes........
No competition. Shhhoooeeesss
I'm allergic to chocolate by the way..!
wot a chocolate free woman ....?
yeah ,,,,i can sort of see that with you actually ...."Sorry babe...... I have a total nut allergic And that includes the cocoa bean. bit of a pain really but hey, I make up for it by buy new shoes!!!!! Give up PD, you won't win this one honey. | |||
to go with outfit bag and shoes 5.make up to go with underwear bag and shoes 6.perfume to go with make up underwear bag shoes so guys take a tip for us ladysssssss WE LOVE SHOES mwah mwah xxxxx | |||
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