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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
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Well some snoring is worse than others. Some sound like a bloody lorry is thundering through the bedroom. With others it's more like really deep breathing.
I once broke up with a guy because he sounded like a lorry thundering through my bedroom. Was so bad I had to either smother him to death with a pillow, or dump him. I chose the latter. God I'm awful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its like a "CHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWCHEEECHWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWW"
best onomatopoeia I can give
Thats not a snore its a wookie mating mate!  "
OOh uve seen star wars the XXX hole ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well some snoring is worse than others. Some sound like a bloody lorry is thundering through the bedroom. With others it's more like really deep breathing.
I once broke up with a guy because he sounded like a lorry thundering through my bedroom. Was so bad I had to either smother him to death with a pillow, or dump him. I chose the latter. God I'm awful "
I actually heard it was u who snored and he couldnt stand it...so he pretended! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"its like a "CHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWCHEEECHWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWW"
best onomatopoeia I can give
Thats not a snore its a wookie mating mate!
OOh uve seen star wars the XXX hole ?"
No but seen the incredible hulk porno! It was a cheat they painted him green all the green came off his willy! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I snore but not whilst fucking - yet.
It sounds loud and horrible.
Have you ever tried recording it and if so did it work?  "
An ex recorded us in bed chatting, making love and falling asleep for samples for a music piece he was composing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its like a "CHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWCHEEECHWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWW"
best onomatopoeia I can give
Thats not a snore its a wookie mating mate!
OOh uve seen star wars the XXX hole ?
No but seen the incredible hulk porno! It was a cheat they painted him green all the green came off his willy!"
thats what happens when u have a gammacockray burst ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My kids once recorded me snoring and sounded like a tractor lol
Bet it was a tractor really and they conned you  "
No farms where I live, put it down to a blocked nose and heavy cold lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My kids once recorded me snoring and sounded like a tractor lol
Bet it was a tractor really and they conned you "
I tend to snore...hate going on holidays with friends. I have to try so hard to ensure i'm the last one to sleep. They hate me on days I fail  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My kids once recorded me snoring and sounded like a tractor lol
Bet it was a tractor really and they conned you
I tend to snore...hate going on holidays with friends. I have to try so hard to ensure i'm the last one to sleep. They hate me on days I fail "
Snores enjoy the sleep better and are having sweet dreams lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I snore so i've been told, not that i believe it, cos have never heard it myself.
Apparently there is an iphone app to record your snores. Not been brave enough to get it, though if i don't snore wouldn't work anyway lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a sleep app called sleep bot, I think. It monitors how deep you sleep by how much you move and the sounds you make. It records it so you can play it back. Quite funny  I snore but only a little, defo not as bad as the other half!  |
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I snore badly and have always done even as a skinny little kid but its worse as I've got older hence I rarely do overnights
I've used an app called sleep talk which works great and its quite funny to listen to it back as I've discovered that I also swear a lot in my sleep buts think that's because I'm in pain a lot with the bad knee and it obviously hurts when I move!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i snore louder than a fucking jack hammer
I remember reading about a guy who sellotaped his cake hole up to stop him snoring and it worked a fucking treat... he carked it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My OH...sometimes it sounds like a train going through the house, sometimes it sounds like a cartoon snore.
It keeps me awake, even with ear plugs !"
Snap ..... My OH sounds like a train I tell him that .. and like you had the ear plugs but could still here him .. if I get nights and night I move him out , lol and I don't here the last of that for days after .. how could I be so nasty to turn him out of his own bed , well with out a good nights sleep I can turn into a monster , lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me sometimes. Especially after beer. Got a friend I sleep with once or twice a week who talks in her sleep. (I do occasionally too). She took her ranting a raving a step further the other night by going for me in her sleep: Grabbed me round the neck! I told her to stop being a silly girl in a firm voice and she just stopped.
And thinks were all good in the morning, of course  |
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