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If you could design the perfect man

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Which bits would you enhance? Which bits would you leave out? Which bits would you relocate?

I had to do it sowwwwwwwwwwry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd change them into women.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'd change them into women."
oooooooooooh i wouldnt men are gorgous creatures....the darlings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its already happened love men are perfect xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd change them into women."

Haha, good answer!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tsk, give them a brain they'd be dangerous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have my perfect man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"tsk, give them a brain they'd be dangerous

and give the women the ability to use one, they too would be dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"tsk, give them a brain they'd be dangerous

Yeah that was already thought of lol thats why women aint got one xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"tsk, give them a brain they'd be dangerous

and give the women the ability to use one, they too would be dangerous.

Very true, I'll order a Taxi for us both quickly

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"tsk, give them a brain they'd be dangerous

Yeah that was already thought of lol thats why women aint got one xx

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would you like me to insert said bow n arrow into an orrafice or two???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would give them monthlys so they can have the cramps and see what they feel like. They can be the bitch from hell for a week lol.

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By *adcowWoman over a year ago

kirkcaldy

can think of a few i'd give a personality transplant to !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would give them monthlys so they can have the cramps and see what they feel like. They can be the bitch from hell for a week lol."

why stop there? make them carry and give birth to the babies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would give them monthlys so they can have the cramps and see what they feel like. They can be the bitch from hell for a week lol.

why stop there? make them carry and give birth to the babies

Can you imagine it?? They're bad enough when they have Man Flu!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would give them monthlys so they can have the cramps and see what they feel like. They can be the bitch from hell for a week lol.

why stop there? make them carry and give birth to the babies

Can you imagine it?? They're bad enough when they have Man Flu!!"

On second thoughts, they would have to take more responsibility for contraception

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never met the perfect man yet.

They only exist in the mind of the woman who loves them .

Or in their own minds. lmao

If i were to have a list ...

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Gorgeous soft silky hair to wrap my hands in (doesnt have to be long)

Peircing blue eyes with that sexy glint

Powerful well shaped thighs.

A peachy bum

Flat tummy and rippling muscels

Well shaped mouth..kissable..

Gorgeous teeth..

Hairy chest tracing a line right down to his..........

No hair on his back and shoulders though

And an average sized dick, nice loking and very suckable

But thats in an ideal world.

And my dreams . lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

id give them two brains so they could still hold a conversations with a hard one lmao

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

"Never met the perfect man yet.

They only exist in the mind of the woman who loves them .

Or in their own minds. lmao

If i were to have a list ...

******************************

Gorgeous soft silky hair to wrap my hands in (doesnt have to be long)

Peircing blue eyes with that sexy glint

Powerful well shaped thighs.

A peachy bum

Flat tummy and rippling muscels

Well shaped mouth..kissable..

Gorgeous teeth..

Hairy chest tracing a line right down to his..........

No hair on his back and shoulders though

And an average sized dick, nice loking and very suckable

But thats in an ideal world.

And my dreams . lmao

meeee? wow!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the joy of life is in imperfection and therefore the perfect man would be a real let down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the joy of life is in imperfection and therefore the perfect man would be a real let down"

True...

thats why im having fun looking

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

Well every woman will have a different idea of a perfect physical man, cos if you love someone they are perfect to you. I love Rob's hairy body, and his gorgeous brown eyes. Some women love their partners smooth chest and blue eyes. Personality wise I would say perfection would be the TV character Benton Fraiser, the Mountie in Due South.

There just can't be anybody real who has such a lovely, kind, caring, nature

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id make one without the ability too speak and also to get rid of that deformity they have known as selective hearing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've found the perfect man... he's rich he's sweet, totally hot and if he fucks up you bite his head off.........yep hes a GINGERBREAD MAN!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing, Kev is perfect

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