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If you could design the perfect woman
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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its more about the bits you would leave out isnt it ?
no tongue
no loose skin on forehead for scowling
no desire (shoe desire, new dress desire, no chocolate desire)
no memory (cos otherwise they will be like they are now and remember the day you said they could do with losing 2lbs 14 years ago)
no sense of direction (oh hang on they already have that)
no affiliations (farewell pussy posse)
no knowledge (of the word no)
no headaches
no time of the month
no mother (in law)
the only thing I might add is a passion for football
Now surely all the ladies on here are going to understand and support me on this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its more about the bits you would leave out isnt it ?
no tongue
no loose skin on forehead for scowling
no desire (shoe desire, new dress desire, no chocolate desire)
no memory (cos otherwise they will be like they are now and remember the day you said they could do with losing 2lbs 14 years ago)
no sense of direction (oh hang on they already have that)
no affiliations (farewell pussy posse)
no knowledge (of the word no)
no headaches
no time of the month
no mother (in law)
the only thing I might add is a passion for football
Now surely all the ladies on here are going to understand and support me on this "
No tongue, you must be mad! Think he had it sorted with just vocal chord removal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"its more about the bits you would leave out isnt it ?
no tongue
no loose skin on forehead for scowling
no desire (shoe desire, new dress desire, no chocolate desire)
no memory (cos otherwise they will be like they are now and remember the day you said they could do with losing 2lbs 14 years ago)
no sense of direction (oh hang on they already have that)
no affiliations (farewell pussy posse)
no knowledge (of the word no)
no headaches
no time of the month
no mother (in law)
the only thing I might add is a passion for football
Now surely all the ladies on here are going to understand and support me on this "
Bloody good effort but gotta keep the tonge, dont want me balls prodded with her finger  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol, and additional anti-gravity devices in their chests, plus removal of hair follicles from their chins (all for the later years)... think I should leave... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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or even no feet cos they can crawl round with a vacuum cleaner and we only need them to lie down.
but I would add, more sexy sisters so I can enjoy group fun |
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