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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper  now, there's something well worth paying a premium for  but toilet paper  wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof 
So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper "
Don't knock it waitrose do it at £2.29 for a pack of four rolls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper now, there's something well worth paying a premium for but toilet paper wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof
So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper "
And smuggle a roll home with you........... Women have handbags, not sure where a guy might hide the roll lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't knock it waitrose do it at £2.29 for a pack of four rolls"
One can get 24 rolls of Charmins in Lidl for under a tenner!!! Now that's what I call a bargain! |
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"Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper now, there's something well worth paying a premium for but toilet paper wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof
So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper
Don't knock it waitrose do it at £2.29 for a pack of four rolls"
That's £2.00 towards a pair od shoes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And smuggle a roll home with you...........
*The following has been noted in our black book"
Check everything before she leaves "
I have to have an invite to yours first !! |
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"And smuggle a roll home with you...........
*The following has been noted in our black book"
Check everything before she leaves
I have to have an invite to yours first !! "
Oooooooooooooooo don't worry I'll give you one! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And smuggle a roll home with you...........
*The following has been noted in our black book"
Check everything before she leaves
I have to have an invite to yours first !!
Oooooooooooooooo don't worry I'll give you one! lol "
and do I get another free lol!!  |
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"And smuggle a roll home with you...........
*The following has been noted in our black book"
Check everything before she leaves
I have to have an invite to yours first !!
Oooooooooooooooo don't worry I'll give you one! lol
and do I get another free lol!! "
Free one's are only given providing we get no complaints with the original |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper now, there's something well worth paying a premium for but toilet paper wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof
So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper
Don't knock it waitrose do it at £2.29 for a pack of four rolls
That's £2.00 towards a pair od shoes "
You want to try it its lovely on your bum. All soft & silky! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And smuggle a roll home with you...........
*The following has been noted in our black book"
Check everything before she leaves
I have to have an invite to yours first !!
Oooooooooooooooo don't worry I'll give you one! lol
and do I get another free lol!!
Free one's are only given providing we get no complaints with the original "
Oh I'm sure you won't lol!! Good quality assurance helps........!! |
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"Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper now, there's something well worth paying a premium for but toilet paper wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof
So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper
Don't knock it waitrose do it at £2.29 for a pack of four rolls
That's £2.00 towards a pair od shoes
You want to try it its lovely on your bum. All soft & silky! "
My bums already soft and silky  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper now, there's something well worth paying a premium for but toilet paper wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof
So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper
Don't knock it waitrose do it at £2.29 for a pack of four rolls
That's £2.00 towards a pair od shoes
You want to try it its lovely on your bum. All soft & silky!
My bums already soft and silky "
I meant the paper lol. It has aloe vera on it too so it slides faster than a cat on ice.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper now, there's something well worth paying a premium for but toilet paper wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof
So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper "
I only ever meet with professionals. I'm a professional professional. I don't wipe my arse i have someone to do it for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper now, there's something well worth paying a premium for but toilet paper wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof
So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper "
 i have to rush out and change my loo paper now lol |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"ewww sick again with the "grip " word
haha sorry, no other way to describe it really"
yuk yuk yuk lol
But I knew what you meant, just didn't have a chance to stop feeling sick from the last one !! |
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"ewww sick again with the "grip " word
haha sorry, no other way to describe it really
yuk yuk yuk lol
But I knew what you meant, just didn't have a chance to stop feeling sick from the last one !!"
some dry toast should help |
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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago
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"ewww sick again with the "grip " word
haha sorry, no other way to describe it really
yuk yuk yuk lol
But I knew what you meant, just didn't have a chance to stop feeling sick from the last one !!
some dry toast should help"
For wiping your arse  awwww for settling the stomach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't knock it waitrose do it at £2.29 for a pack of four rolls
One can get 24 rolls of Charmins in Lidl for under a tenner!!! Now that's what I call a bargain! "
A bargain ? That's robbery with violence, I only want to wipe my arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"school toilet paper was like tracing paper, just had no grip at all "
By the time you were finished wiping, your hand ended up somewhere near the bottom of ya neck, with a corresponding brown stripe all up ya back - then on the bottom of each square it said, "Now wash Your Hands Please" It should of said, "Now wash your hands, arse, back and neck please" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"school toilet paper was like tracing paper, just had no grip at all
By the time you were finished wiping, your hand ended up somewhere near the bottom of ya neck, with a corresponding brown stripe all up ya back - then on the bottom of each square it said, "Now wash Your Hands Please" It should of said, "Now wash your hands, arse, back and neck please""
ooooo dirty bugga |
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