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Cheryl Cole's arse
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I don't like the tattoo, I can't help but wonder how much she paid for it, and that my tattooist could have done a much better job!!
I think it's too big for her petite frame, and something more delicate would have been much more effective.
However, it is her body, and as long as she likes it, who am I to judge?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't like it but each to their own. I'm considering having one but not that big and colourful and not on my arse either, as I'm sure the tattooist will be very pleased to hear! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also hate the "wonder how it'll look at 80" crowd. Idiots"
It could be like a mad magazine cover and be completely different image when she is 80, now that would be clever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Absolutly awful! Could imagen it been a really turn off when shagging her! "
Think you have prob seen a lot worse on here esp those, that have D.I.Y ones |
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"A trashy tattoo on a trashy chav. Suits her perfectly. 
I know. If she had any breeding and class she'd be showing her arse hole on a swinging site."
Without a doubt my favourite post of the weekend......
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over a year ago
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"A trashy tattoo on a trashy chav. Suits her perfectly.
I know. If she had any breeding and class she'd be showing her arse hole on a swinging site."
Better than being an arsehile on a swinging site. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A trashy tattoo on a trashy chav. Suits her perfectly.
I know. If she had any breeding and class she'd be showing her arse hole on a swinging site.
Better than being an arsehile on a swinging site. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd love to have been the tattoo artist who was as close a close could be to her pussy, but on the other side of the coin, I think she has ruined her otherwise perfect bod. I'll tell her that, next time I see her
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Looks a bit like a giant pair of Bridget Jones floral pants from the back - but as has been said before, it's her body so she's at liberty to do what she wants to it.
She does have an incredibly peachy bum though ... *sigh* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Id love to have been the tatooist who got to spend however many hours with his hands on her arse!!
Dont like the tat tho, sorry Cheryl! (If your on Fab)! |
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"A trashy tattoo on a trashy chav. Suits her perfectly.
I know. If she had any breeding and class she'd be showing her arse hole on a swinging site."
Haahaahaahaahaahaahaa!!! Oooh gwanny, ain't that the truth! |
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"A trashy tattoo on a trashy chav. Suits her perfectly.
I know. If she had any breeding and class she'd be showing her arse hole on a swinging site.
Without a doubt my favourite post of the weekend......
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If I'd been drinking coffee it'd be over my screen, if I'd a full bladder it wouldn't be any more: a Granny classic!  |
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"A trashy tattoo on a trashy chav. Suits her perfectly. "
Put it this way - trashy, chav, call her what you will - she's a Northern lass who come from a crappy estate just outside of Newcastle, her family didn't have a pot to piss in, much the same as Donna Air - also trash from the North East and also making lots of dosh thanks to MTV, but I'll tell you something. you can call Cole trash, chav, anything you wish, but I'll bet a pound to a pinch of Chinese shit that she's probably made more money and been to more places in her short time on this planet than you'll ever do in a lifetime. Now you can take that whichever ay you like and if you don't like it - do one ! |
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"A trashy tattoo on a trashy chav. Suits her perfectly.
Put it this way - trashy, chav, call her what you will - she's a Northern lass who come from a crappy estate just outside of Newcastle, her family didn't have a pot to piss in, much the same as Donna Air - also trash from the North East and also making lots of dosh thanks to MTV, but I'll tell you something. you can call Cole trash, chav, anything you wish, but I'll bet a pound to a pinch of Chinese shit that she's probably made more money and been to more places in her short time on this planet than you'll ever do in a lifetime. Now you can take that whichever ay you like and if you don't like it - do one !"
....and she is gorgeous with it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The bloke who did Cheryl Coles new tattoo has fulfilled most men's fantasy.
By ruining her arse."
who said it was a bloke? Women can tatt just as good as guys if not better |
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"A trashy tattoo on a trashy chav. Suits her perfectly.
Put it this way - trashy, chav, call her what you will - she's a Northern lass who come from a crappy estate just outside of Newcastle, her family didn't have a pot to piss in, much the same as Donna Air - also trash from the North East and also making lots of dosh thanks to MTV, but I'll tell you something. you can call Cole trash, chav, anything you wish, but I'll bet a pound to a pinch of Chinese shit that she's probably made more money and been to more places in her short time on this planet than you'll ever do in a lifetime. Now you can take that whichever ay you like and if you don't like it - do one !"
Well said ( apart from the do one )
Love her or not - She works hard. She's seen a lot and done a lot more than most and I really believe she cares.
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"A trashy tattoo on a trashy chav. Suits her perfectly.
Put it this way - trashy, chav, call her what you will - she's a Northern lass who come from a crappy estate just outside of Newcastle, her family didn't have a pot to piss in, much the same as Donna Air - also trash from the North East and also making lots of dosh thanks to MTV, but I'll tell you something. you can call Cole trash, chav, anything you wish, but I'll bet a pound to a pinch of Chinese shit that she's probably made more money and been to more places in her short time on this planet than you'll ever do in a lifetime. Now you can take that whichever ay you like and if you don't like it - do one !
Well said ( apart from the do one )
Love her or not - She works hard. She's seen a lot and done a lot more than most and I really believe she cares.
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She does care read her book, she a very down to earth girl who knows where she comes from, and I have 1st Hand knowledge of a cpl of chapters in her book |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to manage Donna Air's mum and the dad of one of 1D
both hard working & genuinely nice people.
they should be very very proud"
Donna air from byker grove, she is realy pretty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Her bum tattoo pics are all over the place. What do you think?
I love the tattoo, great colours and design. I also think she has a great arse.  "
I think she's a talentless chav |
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over a year ago
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"Her bum tattoo pics are all over the place. What do you think?
I love the tattoo, great colours and design. I also think she has a great arse.
I think she's a talentless chav"
Your just jealous realy arent you, go on admit it. |
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"Her bum tattoo pics are all over the place. What do you think?
I love the tattoo, great colours and design. I also think she has a great arse.
I think she's a talentless chav"
You'd still join a queue to shag her though....go on, admit it Ben
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"A trashy tattoo on a trashy chav. Suits her perfectly.
Put it this way - trashy, chav, call her what you will - she's a Northern lass who come from a crappy estate just outside of Newcastle, her family didn't have a pot to piss in, much the same as Donna Air - also trash from the North East and also making lots of dosh thanks to MTV, but I'll tell you something. you can call Cole trash, chav, anything you wish, but I'll bet a pound to a pinch of Chinese shit that she's probably made more money and been to more places in her short time on this planet than you'll ever do in a lifetime. Now you can take that whichever ay you like and if you don't like it - do one !
Well said ( apart from the do one )
Love her or not - She works hard. She's seen a lot and done a lot more than most and I really believe she cares.
She does care read her book, she a very down to earth girl who knows where she comes from, and I have 1st Hand knowledge of a cpl of chapters in her book"
She can actually write a book? No way! Give over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You'd still join a queue to shag her though....go on, admit it Ben
I think most men would if they are honest "
You're welcome to take my place. I'd not a fan. |
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"Her bum tattoo pics are all over the place. What do you think?
I love the tattoo, great colours and design. I also think she has a great arse. "
When Chelsea played at Derby a few years ago, my mate stood up and shouted "You've got something my mate wants", at Ashley Cole. We were in the front row, and he just gave us a cheeky grin with a subtle one fingered salute
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"Her bum tattoo pics are all over the place. What do you think?
I love the tattoo, great colours and design. I also think she has a great arse.
I think she's a talentless chav
You'd still join a queue to shag her though....go on, admit it Ben
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I can honestly say, no. Cannot stand her. She is called Cheryl Troll in this household. |
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"Her bum tattoo pics are all over the place. What do you think?
I love the tattoo, great colours and design. I also think she has a great arse. "
I wonder what it'd look like covered in my spunk...? 
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"Her bum tattoo pics are all over the place. What do you think?
I love the tattoo, great colours and design. I also think she has a great arse.
When Chelsea played at Derby a few years ago, my mate stood up and shouted "You've got something my mate wants", at Ashley Cole. We were in the front row, and he just gave us a cheeky grin with a subtle one fingered salute
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Arrogance ! Was it arrogance ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it looks awful,plus it might be fake.
Arent women who havent had kids not supposed to get tattooed on their back in case they need an epidural during childbirth? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"I think it looks awful,plus it might be fake.
Arent women who havent had kids not supposed to get tattooed on their back in case they need an epidural during childbirth?"
Since when? |
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Glad to see that as usual the so called open minded, accepting swinging community are not judgemental at all. A post about a tattoo ends up in full on character assination about somebody nobody's even met. Well done people  |
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"Her bum tattoo pics are all over the place. What do you think?
I love the tattoo, great colours and design. I also think she has a great arse.
When Chelsea played at Derby a few years ago, my mate stood up and shouted "You've got something my mate wants", at Ashley Cole. We were in the front row, and he just gave us a cheeky grin with a subtle one fingered salute
Arrogance ! Was it arrogance ?"
I took it as a bit of light hearted banter.
I know for a fact how much abuse can be hurled at people for doing their job without their personal lives even entering the equation |
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"Her bum tattoo pics are all over the place. What do you think?
I love the tattoo, great colours and design. I also think she has a great arse.
When Chelsea played at Derby a few years ago, my mate stood up and shouted "You've got something my mate wants", at Ashley Cole. We were in the front row, and he just gave us a cheeky grin with a subtle one fingered salute
Arrogance ! Was it arrogance ?
I took it as a bit of light hearted banter.
I know for a fact how much abuse can be hurled at people for doing their job without their personal lives even entering the equation "
I took it as light hearted banter too !
I find Cole arrogant tho .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glad to see that as usual the so called open minded, accepting swinging community are not judgemental at all. A post about a tattoo ends up in full on character assination about somebody nobody's even met. Well done people "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Her bum tattoo pics are all over the place. What do you think?
I love the tattoo, great colours and design. I also think she has a great arse.
I wonder what it'd look like covered in my spunk...?
Better.
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"Glad to see that as usual the so called open minded, accepting swinging community are not judgemental at all. A post about a tattoo ends up in full on character assination about somebody nobody's even met. Well done people "
Be fair....their favourite newspaper promised them everything bad they said about her was absolutely true. |
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"Glad to see that as usual the so called open minded, accepting swinging community are not judgemental at all. A post about a tattoo ends up in full on character assination about somebody nobody's even met. Well done people "
All bar two of the posts on here refer to the tatoo.
Two posters say they think Cheryl is a Chave
Your post is accusative where there is no damage.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why is she still using the name cole anyway?
Because legally she can...."
Because its a household name and it helps get her in the papers perhaps? Some people will do anything for a few coloumn inches as this tat proves |
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"I think it looks awful,plus it might be fake.
Arent women who havent had kids not supposed to get tattooed on their back in case they need an epidural during childbirth?
Since when?"
i thought it was something most reputable tattooists wouldnt do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why is she still using the name cole anyway? "
Because if she used the name Ty people might remember she was convicted of assaulting a toilet attendant.
But she has made lots of money, so definitely a worthwhile person with rosy cheeks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why is she still using the name cole anyway?
Because if she used the name Ty people might remember she was convicted of assaulting a toilet attendant.
But she has made lots of money, so definitely a worthwhile person with rosy cheeks."
Plus she makes great Chicken Pies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae50P_ajLxA
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A trashy tattoo on a trashy chav. Suits her perfectly.
Put it this way - trashy, chav, call her what you will - she's a Northern lass who come from a crappy estate just outside of Newcastle, her family didn't have a pot to piss in, much the same as Donna Air - also trash from the North East and also making lots of dosh thanks to MTV, but I'll tell you something. you can call Cole trash, chav, anything you wish, but I'll bet a pound to a pinch of Chinese shit that she's probably made more money and been to more places in her short time on this planet than you'll ever do in a lifetime. Now you can take that whichever ay you like and if you don't like it - do one !
....and she is gorgeous with it!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funny thing is she most likely has the cash to have it removed if she has 2nd thoughts about it later down the line !
Also I guess it would most likely look like your banging a rose bush if you were doing her doggy style ....
Anyway she's an adult she's free to do whatever she likes . |
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"A trashy tattoo on a trashy chav. Suits her perfectly.
I know. If she had any breeding and class she'd be showing her arse hole on a swinging site.
Without a doubt my favourite post of the weekend......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its not good and I can't see why she would want something that large on her arse. It will look amazing when she is 87 in a care home getting colonic irrigation. |
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"A trashy tattoo on a trashy chav. Suits her perfectly.
I know. If she had any breeding and class she'd be showing her arse hole on a swinging site.
Without a doubt my favourite post of the weekend......
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Harsh and I shouldnt have laughed - but I did |
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"A trashy tattoo on a trashy chav. Suits her perfectly.
I know. If she had any breeding and class she'd be showing her arse hole on a swinging site.
Without a doubt my favourite post of the weekend......
Harsh and I shouldnt have laughed - but I did "
Arseholes seem to be common on this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Cheryl Cole was asked, "What would you do if this was the last day on earth? "
To which she replied, "Probably spend time with the people I love the most."
Incorrect Cheryl. I think you'll find that your last day would be spent running terrified from a lot of men wanting to fulfil their last-day-on-Earth plans.
It looks fucking awaful & when I see her next I shall tell her "What av you done to wor arse you stupid "dorty board? I'm gonna av to give you one with the fucking light off now!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Personally I like it!
It's actually covered up a couple of very average, badly done tats and I'm 99% sure that up close and personal it will look a hell of a lot better than In the images in the press.
But then as a 'Bizarre' subscriber I'm a huge fan of inked women. You'll never please everyone regarding ink - but at the end of the day the only person who needs to be happy with it is her.
I've not had any of my work done to please or impress anyone else - I did it for me. So Cheryl - in the unlikely event your reading this - big thumbs up from me! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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I don't like it tbh - if she wanted something that big surely it would have been better to have more to it than a couple huge flowers 
But then that may just be me - i like tat's with 'variety' in them. Hence why i want to cover up mine with a big design up my back |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My wife wants a tattoo covering her arse just like Cheryl Coles.
The producers of the 'London Ink' reality show have offered her a 3 season,36 episode deal to show the entire process. |
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"Covers her previous tramp stamp up...nice tattoo, but not sure about the location, a tad OTT .  "
If it was to cover up a previous tramp stamp, I don't think she would have had much choice with the location |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
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personally, I think its too heavy for her frame. She should have had something more delicate, and I find the colours too brash.
However, it looks like a well done arty piece, and if thats what she set out for - I am sure she is overjoyed.
Its not what I would have gone for tho (and I do like ink work) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If she's happy with it, then good for her and that's all that really matters.
I have a similar body frame to hers and would not get such a large tat done on me as it feels like too much (and I'm too much of a wimp to endure the pain). |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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I like CLASSY tattoos and I think the reason why it has attracted a lot of negative comments may well be because it actually covers her entire (otherwise nice looking) bottom. Given that she is of a small frame it is a bit overpowering in my _iew.
Whether she ll regret it in years to come - who knows. At age 80 she will probably worry more about incontinence and dementia! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the basis that people who have tattoos are morons, her tattoo speaks volumes..."
Guess that makes me - and many of my friends on here morons then!
Happy days - I've finally been pigeonholed!  |
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