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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Have you read in the newspaper about a man who went to hospital with a fork in his cock?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds painful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's taking sausage on a stick a bit far

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

These nudists will insist on having barbecues

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol is that a wind up? Commiserations to him if not

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

I heard about it last week, the guy was 76 and had been having a little fun, I don't know if he was alone or not. The paper said he would make a full recovery.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe he was trying an alternative to spooning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maybe he was trying an alternative to spooning "

Spooning leads to forking lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maybe he was trying an alternative to spooning "

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

maybe someone said "fancy a fork?" and he misheard

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By *kywatcherMan  over a year ago

Southwick

Posted on the forum 4 days ago:

http://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/196846

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By *urvywelshCouple  over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

What's his nickname, John the Prong?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Maybe he was developing a new sprinkler bukkake system

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By *atcherofmyballsMan  over a year ago

hereford

Maybe he wasn't getting anywhere with a woman and thought he'd try a four pronged attack

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

perhaps his cock was like a snakes tongue?..double the pleasure

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By *unPeteMan  over a year ago

Near Bristol


"I heard about it last week, the guy was 76 and had been having a little fun, I don't know if he was alone or not. The paper said he would make a full recovery."

What's the prognosis on the fork?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I heard about it last week, the guy was 76 and had been having a little fun, I don't know if he was alone or not. The paper said he would make a full recovery.

What's the prognosis on the fork?"

It made a full recovery and the man took it home with him lol

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By *unPeteMan  over a year ago

Near Bristol


"I heard about it last week, the guy was 76 and had been having a little fun, I don't know if he was alone or not. The paper said he would make a full recovery.

What's the prognosis on the fork?

It made a full recovery and the man took it home with him lol"

I'm pleased that they were reunited and social services weren't called in and a restraining order put on the pensioner!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you read in the newspaper about a man who went to hospital with a fork in his cock?"

Don't try it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you read in the newspaper about a man who went to hospital with a fork in his cock?

Don't try it!! "

I'm not dont you worry about that it brings water to my three eyes just thinking about it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There are some things you shouldn't google and that's one of them.

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