FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > free cake:-)and drinks for friends
free cake:-)and drinks for friends
Jump to: Newest in thread
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Cup of tea and a big vanilla slice pleaseOooh I haven't had a vanilla slice for ages!!!
I haven't had a custard slice for years can you slice custard?...no offers of cheesecake yet..... " I dont like cold custard - hot custard yes please. Ill share vanilla slice if its big enough |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Cup of tea and a big vanilla slice pleaseOooh I haven't had a vanilla slice for ages!!!
I haven't had a custard slice for years can you slice custard?...no offers of cheesecake yet..... I dont like cold custard - hot custard yes please. Ill share vanilla slice if its big enough" Sorted!!!! Thank you xxx
Good job really I still have no cheesecake ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Used to know a joke where the punch line was " and he fucked a bowl of custard " - for life of me I can't remember the start if the joke "
Was it the fancy dress one ?
The first guy turned up dressed all in green with the letters N and V written on his chest. He said "I've come as green with envy".
Next a girl turned up dressed all in pink and with feathers all over. "I've come as tickled pink" she said.
Then Mick and Paddy turn up, both stark bollock naked, Mick with his cock in a bowl of custard and Paddy with his cock in a pear.
"What have you come as?" I asked Mick.
"I'm fuckin dis custard, and he's in dis pair" |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Used to know a joke where the punch line was " and he fucked a bowl of custard " - for life of me I can't remember the start if the joke
Was it the fancy dress one ?
The first guy turned up dressed all in green with the letters N and V written on his chest. He said "I've come as green with envy".
Next a girl turned up dressed all in pink and with feathers all over. "I've come as tickled pink" she said.
Then Mick and Paddy turn up, both stark bollock naked, Mick with his cock in a bowl of custard and Paddy with his cock in a pear.
"What have you come as?" I asked Mick.
"I'm fuckin dis custard, and he's in dis pair""
That's the one ! So glad you remembered it - didn't want people in here thinking I was making it up ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"cooked lemon with raisins i have to make two at a time .one to eat straight away and one to keep " never heard of/or tried that flavour? one to eat and one to bring?there isnt a "begging" emoticon, else I would display it ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic