"Diamondsmiles! Are you enticing him into one of your secret scatalogical conversations.
This Morning had a poo feature earlier this week."
I went to the doctors this week and a woman shouted across the carpark to her husband that you got a scoop to get this test in the bottle then proceeded to shout she was going in the chemists to calm his direahea down |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. "
I think that was one of the ones mentioned that you need to check out with the doctor if it persists. |
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. "
Sometimes.... just sometimes you share a little too much information  |
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. "
I was looking forward to my pizza  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
I was looking forward to my pizza "
Never mind pizza - i've just had sausages!!  |
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
I was looking forward to my pizza
Never mind pizza - i've just had sausages!! "
Least it wasn't black pudding  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. "
Try wearing a thong after one of those sticky jobbies!  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
I was looking forward to my pizza
Never mind pizza - i've just had sausages!!
Least it wasn't black pudding "
Glad i didn't have any of the baked beans!  |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
I was looking forward to my pizza
Never mind pizza - i've just had sausages!!
Least it wasn't black pudding
Glad i didn't have any of the baked beans! "
I'm thinking "Glad I'm not eating marmite" |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. Try wearing a thong after one of those sticky jobbies! "
Would make an interesting bow and arrow |
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. "
I feel your pain, I've just been doing little nibbles this week |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. I feel your pain, I've just been doing little nibbles this week"
Rabbit poo.... |
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. I feel your pain, I've just been doing little nibbles this weekRabbit poo...."
thats what it looks like |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. I feel your pain, I've just been doing little nibbles this weekRabbit poo....thats what it looks like"
Ah you mean bumbles |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"See that's why I love the forums , log on and smile at Ryan and poo  "
Do you always use Ryan as a laxative then Moody? Can't say he's ever had that effect on me before apart from that time I had 12 pints of snakebite and a dodgy kebab the night before :but that may have been a coincidence -D |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Just been browsing sickipedia and came across this one
I said to a hot girl, "I've got something in my pants that I want to show you"
"How big?" she asked.
"8 or 9 inches" I replied.
"Oh my." she gasped, "Show me!"
She was shocked, I don't think she'd ever seen such a gigantic poo. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Just been browsing sickipedia and came across this one
I said to a hot girl, "I've got something in my pants that I want to show you"
"How big?" she asked.
"8 or 9 inches" I replied.
"Oh my." she gasped, "Show me!"
She was shocked, I don't think she'd ever seen such a gigantic poo."
I'm guessing that was either a King Kong poo or a Cement Block poo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Which sort ?I'm thinking of the statue of liberty
Is this free pvt ryan's willy "
If he's in this much trouble, more likely "Shaving Ryan's privates...."  |
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"Just been browsing sickipedia and came across this one
I said to a hot girl, "I've got something in my pants that I want to show you"
"How big?" she asked.
"8 or 9 inches" I replied.
"Oh my." she gasped, "Show me!"
She was shocked, I don't think she'd ever seen such a gigantic poo."
I love sickipedia |
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