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How big are your balls?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is an official measurement guide, its called the Del-Monte Scale and is derived as a function of the square meterage of netting required to hold them divided by the amount of juice they produced when squeezed (in cubic meters).
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"It's the Archimedes principle.
Dunk them in a steaming mug of coffee, see how much is displaced, then run around the room screaming Eureka !  "
or just go ouch that smegging well hurt after dunking them, mine are just full of cum to unload, with no one to take them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch 
Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?  "
Yeah if I don't have underwear on and sit with my legs closed they sort of swing under and I trap them underneath myself but I stand back up very quickly lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like big pendulous balls - just thought I'd share that  "
Neither do I I have belly ache for a good 29 minuets after its not fun, I'm happier when it's a bit chilly or I've had a fright lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch
Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?
Yeah if I don't have underwear on and sit with my legs closed they sort of swing under and I trap them underneath myself but I stand back up very quickly lol"
Oh that doesn't sound good. You better stick to underwear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch
Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake? "
Yep. I sometimes question the design of having these things on the outside.
Him.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch
Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?
Yep. I sometimes question the design of having these things on the outside.
Him.
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I never knew that could happen. I'm going to have to ask my husband now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch
Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?
Yep. I sometimes question the design of having these things on the outside.
Him.
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I know imagine if I had been around in cave man times chasing a saver tooth pig about jumping over a bramble bush and "snag" ouch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch
Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?
Yep. I sometimes question the design of having these things on the outside.
Him.
I know imagine if I had been around in cave man times chasing a saver tooth pig about jumping over a bramble bush and "snag" ouch"
look on the bright side, you could have the patent on skewered meatballs |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch
Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake? "
Yes you bloody can. And it's no fun and games either.. Makes you feel sick when you do   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch
Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?
Yes you bloody can. And it's no fun and games either.. Makes you feel sick when you do "
Welcome to the forum Buster Gonad  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch
Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?
Yes you bloody can. And it's no fun and games either.. Makes you feel sick when you do
Welcome to the forum Buster Gonad "
Now there's a blast from the past |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch
Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?
Yes you bloody can. And it's no fun and games either.. Makes you feel sick when you do
Welcome to the forum Buster Gonad "
Hahaha.. I'm not quite carrying em round in a wheel barrow yet.. Keep sitting on em I might tho  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't honestly think I've ever heard a woman say "I do love a man with big balls..."I just like a man with balls..... "
And I can imagine that means in every respect Femme |
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