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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze "
A funny dirty poem for you to read
I can't wait to meet you
Get over to your place
Can't wait to get your pussy out
And sit you on my face
Biting n sucking
On each firm tit
Tonguing your pussy
Licking your clit
Bending you over
So your on all fours
You screaming n shouting
Begging for more
Flipping you over
Fucking your sweet bum
You screaming n shouting
IM GOING TO CUM!!!!!!
Your hard clit tingling
Your hot pussy soaking wet
This will be a night
That you will never ever forget!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze
A funny dirty poem for you to read
I can't wait to meet you
Get over to your place
Can't wait to get your pussy out
And sit you on my face
Biting n sucking
On each firm tit
Tonguing your pussy
Licking your clit
Bending you over
So your on all fours
You screaming n shouting
Begging for more
Flipping you over
Fucking your sweet bum
You screaming n shouting
IM GOING TO CUM!!!!!!
Your hard clit tingling
Your hot pussy soaking wet
This will be a night
That you will never ever forget!!!
"
Oooooooooooooo I am totally impressed with this ................... bet u say this to all the girls though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Minxie, please check out if there are any service stations on the A1 between London and Vanilla Alternative. Then meet me there later."
Have you not heard about my sense of direction? lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come and do my ironing for me "
If I come over I can guarantee no ironing would get done !!!!! lol chaos and mayhem would be doubled though !!! sounds like a plan !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Minxie, please check out if there are any service stations on the A1 between London and Vanilla Alternative. Then meet me there later."
You have South Mimms and Baldock services
and about 5 petrol stations |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come and do my ironing for me
If I come over I can guarantee no ironing would get done !!!!! lol chaos and mayhem would be doubled though !!! sounds like a plan !!! "
Can I join you |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Minxie, please check out if there are any service stations on the A1 between London and Vanilla Alternative. Then meet me there later.
Have you not heard about my sense of direction? lol "
It's still not worse than mine. I figured your mind would be so engrossed in the complexity of the task you would forget that you are bored. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Minxie, please check out if there are any service stations on the A1 between London and Vanilla Alternative. Then meet me there later.
You have South Mimms and Baldock services
and about 5 petrol stations "
I've never noticed the services. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Minxie, please check out if there are any service stations on the A1 between London and Vanilla Alternative. Then meet me there later.
Have you not heard about my sense of direction? lol
It's still not worse than mine. I figured your mind would be so engrossed in the complexity of the task you would forget that you are bored."
wanna bet ........ I got lost from the hotel room to the restaurant and back again ................. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come and do my ironing for me
If I come over I can guarantee no ironing would get done !!!!! lol chaos and mayhem would be doubled though !!! sounds like a plan !!!
Can I join you "
are u planning on doing the ironing or helping to cause chaos and mayhem? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Come and do my ironing for me
If I come over I can guarantee no ironing would get done !!!!! lol chaos and mayhem would be doubled though !!! sounds like a plan !!!
Can I join you
are u planning on doing the ironing or helping to cause chaos and mayhem? "
How about both |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 snowmen talking one said "can you smell carrots "
these should be on a school site ....... "
They should be somewhere but I am too much of a lady to say where |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Horse walks into a bar . The landlord says " whats with the long face '
Please say I aint gonna hear jokes like that x You will love em minnny lol "
Your jokes equals no wine or food |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2 snowmen talking one said "can you smell carrots "
these should be on a school site .......
They should be somewhere but I am too much of a lady to say where "
when did that phenomenon occur? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 snowmen talking one said "can you smell carrots "
these should be on a school site .......
They should be somewhere but I am too much of a lady to say where
when did that phenomenon occur? "
In the twilight zone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze
I need someone to kick me up the bum, that'll entertain you 
do you have any preference for who that person is? lol
No not at all, I will let you choose "
male or female? well female won't be Fmuma cos that would be cruel .... and might cause an accident ......... so she's excused ......... errrr let me think ............... * evil laugh happening now *  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2 snowmen talking one said "can you smell carrots "
these should be on a school site .......
They should be somewhere but I am too much of a lady to say where
when did that phenomenon occur?
In the twilight zone "
do be doo doo, do be doo doo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Horse walks into a bar . The landlord says " whats with the long face '
Please say I aint gonna hear jokes like that x You will love em minnny lol
Your jokes equals no wine or food "
Tony now promises not to tell anymore of his ribtickling jokes . Sunday dinner and wine for me i think   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Horse walks into a bar . The landlord says " whats with the long face '
Please say I aint gonna hear jokes like that x You will love em minnny lol
Your jokes equals no wine or food Tony now promises not to tell anymore of his ribtickling jokes . Sunday dinner and wine for me i think "
You not eating til Sunday lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze
I need someone to kick me up the bum, that'll entertain you
do you have any preference for who that person is? lol
No not at all, I will let you choose
male or female? well female won't be Fmuma cos that would be cruel .... and might cause an accident ......... so she's excused ......... errrr let me think ............... * evil laugh happening now * "
Either, I am not fussy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Horse walks into a bar . The landlord says " whats with the long face '
Please say I aint gonna hear jokes like that x You will love em minnny lol
Your jokes eqfuals no wine or food Tony now promises not to tell anymore of his ribtickling jokes . Sunday dinner and wine for me i think
You not eating til Sunday lol "
Im eating but not food .. Wink wink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Minx, I say sod the sensible heads!
come to the sea side and lets go mad together!!! In fact, why don't you all come??
its a bank holiday weekend after all xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Horse walks into a bar . The landlord says " whats with the long face '
Please say I aint gonna hear jokes like that x You will love em minnny lol
Your jokes eqfuals no wine or food Tony now promises not to tell anymore of his ribtickling jokes . Sunday dinner and wine for me i think
You not eating til Sunday lol Im eating but not food .. Wink wink "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Minx, I say sod the sensible heads!
come to the sea side and lets go mad together!!! In fact, why don't you all come??
its a bank holiday weekend after all xx
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Do you have room for us all thats a great offer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze
I need someone to kick me up the bum, that'll entertain you
do you have any preference for who that person is? lol
No not at all, I will let you choose
male or female? well female won't be Fmuma cos that would be cruel .... and might cause an accident ......... so she's excused ......... errrr let me think ............... * evil laugh happening now *
Either, I am not fussy "
ok will think about this as I am muffing Funky and metaphorically wanking someone else ........... apparently !!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Minx, I say sod the sensible heads!
come to the sea side and lets go mad together!!! In fact, why don't you all come??
its a bank holiday weekend after all xx
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I am already at the seaside ........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze
I need someone to kick me up the bum, that'll entertain you
do you have any preference for who that person is? lol
No not at all, I will let you choose
male or female? well female won't be Fmuma cos that would be cruel .... and might cause an accident ......... so she's excused ......... errrr let me think ............... * evil laugh happening now *
Either, I am not fussy
ok will think about this as I am muffing Funky and metaphorically wanking someone else ........... apparently !!!!! "
Least your not bored anymore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze
A funny dirty poem for you to read
I can't wait to meet you
Get over to your place
Can't wait to get your pussy out
And sit you on my face
Biting n sucking
On each firm tit
Tonguing your pussy
Licking your clit
Bending you over
So your on all fours
You screaming n shouting
Begging for more
Flipping you over
Fucking your sweet bum
You screaming n shouting
IM GOING TO CUM!!!!!!
Your hard clit tingling
Your hot pussy soaking wet
This will be a night
That you will never ever forget!!!
Oooooooooooooo I am totally impressed with this ................... bet u say this to all the girls though "
Yep I do lol |
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