i have a problem :(

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

it is effecting my life a lot, i dont quite know how to deal with it.

i wanna have some humpy pumpy with Vin Deasel

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It sounds like some sort of evening sickness.

After all, what woman would possibly be attracted to a muscular black man?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

is he black? i thought he was tanned??? i dont give a fuck anyway hahaha still gonna bust his balls

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think he's gay.

But don't tell him i said that.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think he's gay.

But don't tell him i said that."

nooooooooooooooooooooo i gonna humpy him

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well you'll just have to find a much less muscular, attractive, well paid, chiselled looking bloke. Possibly from the south east

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"it is effecting my life a lot, i dont quite know how to deal with it.

i wanna have some humpy pumpy with Vin Deasel"

Vin Diesel is an anagram of Wishy.

More than happy to oblige hon, where do ya want me then huh

By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

look van diesal tastes horrible but ok ...youll need a rubber pipe and petrol can ...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"it is effecting my life a lot, i dont quite know how to deal with it.

i wanna have some humpy pumpy with Vin Deasel"

You shouldn't have any problems kitty, Vin has shafted loads of aliens !!! lol