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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Pee Hole Play Party a great success, I notice I'm missing a fork....
...and I really need it cos I have a habit of stabbing them in my cock!  "
This refers to a previous thread about a whole fork lost down the urethra !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pee Hole Play Party a great success, I notice I'm missing a fork....
...and I really need it cos I have a habit of stabbing them in my cock!
This refers to a previous thread about a whole fork lost down the urethra ! "
It does indeed. I'll never forget that thread for as long as I live, I damn near nearly actually spewed!  |
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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago
Everywhere and nowhere baby |
"Having a keys in bowl party. The one with the Lada wears the gimp mask.
I read that as "bowel"... A little bit of sick came up!! "
I'm getting a visual of peeps fishing up my arse for keys!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Laying a new patio, any volunteers who want to help? "
I would actually be happy to do that, spending a few days wrestling slabs of concrete is my idea of heaven. You supply food and we're good to go hah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Laying a new patio, any volunteers who want to help?
I would actually be happy to do that, spending a few days wrestling slabs of concrete is my idea of heaven. You supply food and we're good to go hah "
How tall are you? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Laying a new patio, any volunteers who want to help?
I would actually be happy to do that, spending a few days wrestling slabs of concrete is my idea of heaven. You supply food and we're good to go hah
How tall are you? Lol"
8 inches.. I'm action man  |
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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago
Wellington |
You should see my status right now! It reads “ Help Please! Anyone who knows about fridges, I would love to hear from you! I am happy to pay! Sex is not part of the deal!"
I have to say not offputting at all lol! Had loads of genuine offers! Even had someone round last night to look at my overflowing toilet! What a great guy he was, I am off to buy a part this morning and he is going to fit it for me!! |
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I was trying to replicate a show I seen in Benidorm and its gone wrong....please meet me so you can help pull out the
Balloons
Flags of all nations
Beer bottles
Pack of cigarettes
Must have a cock at least 15" by 15"  ....beer and bottle opener supplied |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"dont have an off putting status, my profile or my pics do just as good from what im seeing"
You seem to have a whinge about it on almost every post I've read! Stop whining and do something about it ffs! |
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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago
Wellington |
"dont have an off putting status, my profile or my pics do just as good from what im seeing
You seem to have a whinge about it on almost every post I've read! Stop whining and do something about it ffs! "
I have also noticed that! This is constructive criticism, all those negative posts aren't going to help! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"dont have an off putting status, my profile or my pics do just as good from what im seeing
You seem to have a whinge about it on almost every post I've read! Stop whining and do something about it ffs!
I have also noticed that! This is constructive criticism, all those negative posts aren't going to help! "
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