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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Funky Monkey in his terrifying gimp mask singing Whitney Houston at the top of his voice .... Tis very true Funky

Minxie

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I hope you liked it.

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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An iiiiiii eeeey willl always love youuuuuuuuuuuuu oooooooOooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And for an encore..............???

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And for an encore..............???"

Something by bros

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset."

Ooooooooooooooo I lurves ya

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset.

Ooooooooooooooo I lurves ya

U lurves his bum...not him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset.

Ooooooooooooooo I lurves ya

U lurves his bum...not him

that isn't strictly true ............... I lurves his messages too ............... and when he is a chair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset.

Ooooooooooooooo I lurves ya

U lurves his bum...not him

You have to admit bambi it is a loverly bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset.

Ooooooooooooooo I lurves ya

U lurves his bum...not him

that isn't strictly true ............... I lurves his messages too ............... and when he is a chair

Hmmmmmm, why do you get special treatment ehhhh????

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

When I am a chair?

Is this some strange swinger term I am not aware of?

Yes I am sooOOOoOoOooo 'a chair' babe mmmmmm xxx

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home."

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset.

Ooooooooooooooo I lurves ya

U lurves his bum...not him

that isn't strictly true ............... I lurves his messages too ............... and when he is a chair

Oooo..I loved the chair, did it have 5 feet!! Or was it 4 and a straight handle?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!"

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset.

Ooooooooooooooo I lurves ya

U lurves his bum...not him

that isn't strictly true ............... I lurves his messages too ............... and when he is a chair

Oooo..I loved the chair, did it have 5 feet!! Or was it 4 and a straight handle?

I always thought it was a 'Dunkin' Chair

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy."

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset.

Ooooooooooooooo I lurves ya

U lurves his bum...not him

that isn't strictly true ............... I lurves his messages too ............... and when he is a chair

Hmmmmmm, why do you get special treatment ehhhh????

cos .................. I am special - and he was playing musical chairs with others as well - not just me ...... it was his harem

the singing was specially for me ........ lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair."

I fear this thread turning into a fight for a chance to sit on the Funky chair. I know you spread the love across time, space and the universe but special treats need to shared.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair.

I fear this thread turning into a fight for a chance to sit on the Funky chair. I know you spread the love across time, space and the universe but special treats need to shared."

I'm sure as a special guest, the harem will let you go first

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair.

I fear this thread turning into a fight for a chance to sit on the Funky chair. I know you spread the love across time, space and the universe but special treats need to shared."

he did and was

and will

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair.

I fear this thread turning into a fight for a chance to sit on the Funky chair. I know you spread the love across time, space and the universe but special treats need to shared.

I'm sure as a special guest, the harem will let you go first

I didn't realise that a harem was in existence. I thought I was speshul.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think the harem was just a one off for a different reason ......... (a quiz) lol not sure we are all part of it now ...........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair.

I fear this thread turning into a fight for a chance to sit on the Funky chair. I know you spread the love across time, space and the universe but special treats need to shared.

I'm sure as a special guest, the harem will let you go first

I didn't realise that a harem was in existence. I thought I was speshul.

You are speshul, extra speshul it is Funky we are talking about here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair.

I fear this thread turning into a fight for a chance to sit on the Funky chair. I know you spread the love across time, space and the universe but special treats need to shared.

I'm sure as a special guest, the harem will let you go first

I didn't realise that a harem was in existence. I thought I was speshul.

You are speshul, extra speshul it is Funky we are talking about here

yep Funky's harem ............. if I remember correctly you were part of it too