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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sane....I was sane on 21st july.....and progressively less so as the 6 weeks holidays draaaaaag. By my birthday (4th september) and kids go back I will be handing myself into the nearest nut house"
my daughter keeps me sane  |
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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago
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"Sane....I was sane on 21st july.....and progressively less so as the 6 weeks holidays draaaaaag. By my birthday (4th september) and kids go back I will be handing myself into the nearest nut house"
I am in Touch with this emotion...mine are like a plague of locusts.. 14 and 16 year old boys eat a LOT  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People only please
I may start to ask for psychological evaluations from now on
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To exclude Zorganians is a bad move I'm afraid.
We are normal people who live in the most upmarket Asylums ever built 
We have a strict dress code and the most impeccable manners with a zero tolerance to madness.
So my psychological conclusion to your post is, all looks normal to me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please note I am not making light of any mental illness
I can't believe I had to clarify this
Blimey!!!
People in glass houses & that  "
I think I annoy  |
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"Sane....I was sane on 21st july.....and progressively less so as the 6 weeks holidays draaaaaag. By my birthday (4th september) and kids go back I will be handing myself into the nearest nut house"
School hols - always a joy! x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sane....I was sane on 21st july.....and progressively less so as the 6 weeks holidays draaaaaag. By my birthday (4th september) and kids go back I will be handing myself into the nearest nut house
I am in Touch with this emotion...mine are like a plague of locusts.. 14 and 16 year old boys eat a LOT "
Yikes ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People only please
I may start to ask for psychological evaluations from now on
To exclude Zorganians is a bad move I'm afraid.
We are normal people who live in the most upmarket Asylums ever built
We have a strict dress code and the most impeccable manners with a zero tolerance to madness.
So my psychological conclusion to your post is, all looks normal to me "
Im normal yay |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
I recently had to take an official oath in front of police commissioner, raising my right hand, to swear that I was - amongst other things - 'not a criminal, a lunatic nor a sexual deviant'. 
A doctor also had to sign to say that I wasnt a lunatic.
Im officially sane and I have a stamp to prove it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I recently had to take an official oath in front of police commissioner, raising my right hand, to swear that I was - amongst other things - 'not a criminal, a lunatic nor a sexual deviant'.
A doctor also had to sign to say that I wasnt a lunatic.
Im officially sane and I have a stamp to prove it "
Hahaha I love this .. I want a stamp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently had to take an official oath in front of police commissioner, raising my right hand, to swear that I was - amongst other things - 'not a criminal, a lunatic nor a sexual deviant'.
A doctor also had to sign to say that I wasnt a lunatic.
Im officially sane and I have a stamp to prove it
Hahaha I love this .. I want a stamp "
Me too |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"I recently had to take an official oath in front of police commissioner, raising my right hand, to swear that I was - amongst other things - 'not a criminal, a lunatic nor a sexual deviant'.
A doctor also had to sign to say that I wasnt a lunatic.
Im officially sane and I have a stamp to prove it
Hahaha I love this .. I want a stamp "
You could say that political correctness hasnt quite reached them yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For my current job CV where it says "gender" I ticked "other" and wrote "neanderthal"...
Less F'ng explaining in the interview, they know what to expect!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I recently had to take an official oath in front of police commissioner, raising my right hand, to swear that I was - amongst other things - 'not a criminal, a lunatic nor a sexual deviant'.
A doctor also had to sign to say that I wasnt a lunatic.
Im officially sane and I have a stamp to prove it
Hahaha I love this .. I want a stamp
You could say that political correctness hasnt quite reached them yet "
hahaha indeed  |
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"Im definitely nt sane I have very mad friends lol and I love each of them for being a bit mad xx"
what is sanity really?? Lol one persons normal is another's coo coo for coco puffs! My teen sons have said " Mom thank God your not normal like the other moms!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For my current job CV where it says "gender" I ticked "other" and wrote "neanderthal"...
Less F'ng explaining in the interview, they know what to expect!! "
You swear too much and have a fixation on the size of your bits ...
Neanderthal fits
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I recently had to take an official oath in front of police commissioner, raising my right hand, to swear that I was - amongst other things - 'not a criminal, a lunatic nor a sexual deviant'.
A doctor also had to sign to say that I wasnt a lunatic.
Im officially sane and I have a stamp to prove it "
Hope you had your fingers crossed when it got to the sexual deviant bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For my current job CV where it says "gender" I ticked "other" and wrote "neanderthal"...
Less F'ng explaining in the interview, they know what to expect!!
You swear too much and have a fixation on the size of your bits ...
Neanderthal fits
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Where's my head gone? 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For my current job CV where it says "gender" I ticked "other" and wrote "neanderthal"...
Less F'ng explaining in the interview, they know what to expect!!
You swear too much and have a fixation on the size of your bits ...
Neanderthal fits
Where's my head gone?
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Up your bottom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For my current job CV where it says "gender" I ticked "other" and wrote "neanderthal"...
Less F'ng explaining in the interview, they know what to expect!!
You swear too much and have a fixation on the size of your bits ...
Neanderthal fits
Where's my head gone?
Up your bottom "
Someones touchy today! 
Here's a massage ***rubs*** |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For my current job CV where it says "gender" I ticked "other" and wrote "neanderthal"...
Less F'ng explaining in the interview, they know what to expect!!
You swear too much and have a fixation on the size of your bits ...
Neanderthal fits
Where's my head gone?
Up your bottom
Someones touchy today!
Here's a massage ***rubs***"
Hahaha Im not touchy Im being me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't think you will find many. Although if you add weird to the list there will be a stampede
I can tell you about weird today
Go on then"
Id have to do a ' rant' thread and I have no energy or inclination ...
Ill tell you one day before we spray my bosoms |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I don't think you will find many. Although if you add weird to the list there will be a stampede
I can tell you about weird today
Go on then
Id have to do a ' rant' thread and I have no energy or inclination ...
Ill tell you one day before we spray my bosoms "
Can it be after? What if it puts me off my stride |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't think you will find many. Although if you add weird to the list there will be a stampede
I can tell you about weird today
Go on then
Id have to do a ' rant' thread and I have no energy or inclination ...
Ill tell you one day before we spray my bosoms
Can it be after? What if it puts me off my stride "
Too bloody picky
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think we've all been called a head case/mentalist/nutter/crazy/mad at least once a month.
No?
Ok then it must be only me
Silk"
I have been called similar  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The definition of Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result - await a response from the single men here!!!
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oooOooo opening a can of worms ... I think most have lurked in here now so that comment may go unnoticed |
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"Sane....I was sane on 21st july.....and progressively less so as the 6 weeks holidays draaaaaag. By my birthday (4th september) and kids go back I will be handing myself into the nearest nut house
I am in Touch with this emotion...mine are like a plague of locusts.. 14 and 16 year old boys eat a LOT "
I got 14,12, both girls, bitching and kicking the shizzle out of each other and two boys 4 and 6 who need entertaining 25/8.....literally on cusp of a breakdown last year by the 3rd .......as for food.....yeah....although I call mine gannets |
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"How would you rate me??? I think I'm sane
If you are, I'd like to be insane 
Did I escape yr radar lol  "
No, my coffee drinking laugh-a-minute friend. You're normal.
Read my post this way: Bambi says she's sane. I'd like to be in sane.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How would you rate me??? I think I'm sane
If you are, I'd like to be insane
Did I escape yr radar lol
No, my coffee drinking laugh-a-minute friend. You're normal.
Read my post this way: Bambi says she's sane. I'd like to be in sane. "
Ooooo me thinks the men in the white coats are gonna be pickin u up shortly - me and normal are never used in the same sentence - and i had read it like that lol xxxx |
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"How would you rate me??? I think I'm sane
If you are, I'd like to be insane
Did I escape yr radar lol
No, my coffee drinking laugh-a-minute friend. You're normal.
Read my post this way: Bambi says she's sane. I'd like to be in sane. "
you charmer!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a certificate to prove it, no wait it was my cycle proficiency test.
Not sure now....."
U talk to me therefore that would qualify u to be totally insane lol
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