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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've not done one in a while... So here I go!
I've not had sex this month, my stupid car has cost me a fortune, my poor mum has started with eyesight problems which could mean she's going to lose the core vision in one of her eyes, the dog needs dipping in superglue, I'm permanently skint..... And I've no chocolate in the house!
That feels better! |
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Some things in life are bad they can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewin' on life's gristle, don't grumble give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The way I look at things is like this!!
You can't change things that are beyond your control... We all go through tough spells at some point in our life, but there is always someone worse of than you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The way I look at things is like this!!
You can't change things that are beyond your control... We all go through tough spells at some point in our life, but there is always someone worse of than you! "
Yup, sometimes in life you have to suck it up  |
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"I've not done one in a while... So here I go!
I've not had sex this month, my stupid car has cost me a fortune, my poor mum has started with eyesight problems which could mean she's going to lose the core vision in one of her eyes, the dog needs dipping in superglue, I'm permanently skint..... And I've no chocolate in the house!
That feels better!"
why do you want to dip your dog in superglue???
and why when I read your post was THAT the bit I picked up on?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe it's moulting with the heat and the loose hairs everywhere are getting on the OP's nerves?
Just a theory, on the other hand she might want to be able to stick the dog somewhere and make it stay. lol |
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"Maybe it's moulting with the heat and the loose hairs everywhere are getting on the OP's nerves?
Just a theory, on the other hand she might want to be able to stick the dog somewhere and make it stay. lol"
There is teh option to have it clipped (or shaved) but I am much prefering the option of a dog superglued to the wall feet sticking out, cartoon stylie...
Not that in any way I am condoning anyone ACTUALLY doing this.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's moulting really badly at the moment and its an absolute nightmare! Not that I would ever superglue Blakey!"
if you brush him outside everyday it wont be as bad x
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've not done one in a while... So here I go!
I've not had sex this month, my stupid car has cost me a fortune, my poor mum has started with eyesight problems which could mean she's going to lose the core vision in one of her eyes, the dog needs dipping in superglue, I'm permanently skint..... And I've no chocolate in the house!
That feels better!
why do you want to dip your dog in superglue???
and why when I read your post was THAT the bit I picked up on??"
I'm so glad its not just me! Although I have to agree with the OP on some of this - I haven't had a meet this month! 
and my cats smell the superglue from a mile away! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He's moulting really badly at the moment and its an absolute nightmare! Not that I would ever superglue Blakey!if you brush him outside everyday it wont be as bad x"
He gets brushed everyday |
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"I've not done one in a while... So here I go!
I've not had sex this month, my stupid car has cost me a fortune, my poor mum has started with eyesight problems which could mean she's going to lose the core vision in one of her eyes, the dog needs dipping in superglue, I'm permanently skint..... And I've no chocolate in the house!
That feels better!"
Hay all the negative is always bad, but on the up side u gave a great body  x |
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"He's moulting really badly at the moment and its an absolute nightmare! Not that I would ever superglue Blakey!if you brush him outside everyday it wont be as bad x"
Sweeping a dog onto the street is just plain cruel!! 
Blakey is an intelligent woofer - I'm sure he'd go out willingly if asked, without resorting to the use of a broom! |
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"He's moulting really badly at the moment and its an absolute nightmare! Not that I would ever superglue Blakey!if you brush him outside everyday it wont be as bad x
Sweeping a dog onto the street is just plain cruel!!
Blakey is an intelligent woofer - I'm sure he'd go out willingly if asked, without resorting to the use of a broom! "
Haha - Blakey is going nowhere. He's on his freshly washed bedding having a snooze complete with snoring - not quite as bad as your snoring though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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That was not a rant, you were too careful. Where was the swearing and the testament to all the injustice in this world where you have to wait a month for a shag and then dont even have chocolate? I'd be crazy as a shithouse rat...
Oh wait, I am. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've not done one in a while... So here I go!
I've not had sex this month, my stupid car has cost me a fortune, my poor mum has started with eyesight problems which could mean she's going to lose the core vision in one of her eyes, the dog needs dipping in superglue, I'm permanently skint..... And I've no chocolate in the house!
That feels better!"
I haven't read the rest of this thread but I have to challenge you calculations. It's been three weeks for you and a month for me.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've not done one in a while... So here I go!
I've not had sex this month, my stupid car has cost me a fortune, my poor mum has started with eyesight problems which could mean she's going to lose the core vision in one of her eyes, the dog needs dipping in superglue, I'm permanently skint..... And I've no chocolate in the house!
That feels better!
I haven't read the rest of this thread but I have to challenge you calculations. It's been three weeks for you and a month for me.
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3 weeks and a day Lickety. Day before my cousin's wedding! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've not done one in a while... So here I go!
I've not had sex this month, my stupid car has cost me a fortune, my poor mum has started with eyesight problems which could mean she's going to lose the core vision in one of her eyes, the dog needs dipping in superglue, I'm permanently skint..... And I've no chocolate in the house!
That feels better!
I haven't read the rest of this thread but I have to challenge you calculations. It's been three weeks for you and a month for me.
3 weeks and a day Lickety. Day before my cousin's wedding! "
See, not a month. I'm at the month mark but I do have chocolate in the fridge.
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"I've not done one in a while... So here I go!
I've not had sex this month, my stupid car has cost me a fortune, my poor mum has started with eyesight problems which could mean she's going to lose the core vision in one of her eyes, the dog needs dipping in superglue, I'm permanently skint..... And I've no chocolate in the house!
That feels better!"
Insha'Allah |
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