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over a year ago
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor"
it's a good job you don't have cheese and peas then......unless it's cheese, peas and honey  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor
Anything else that flops to the floor?  "
No  can't eat lying down |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor"
You must have a great life if this is one of your biggest problems ha ha  |
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor
You must have a great life if this is one of your biggest problems ha ha "
You don't know half of it mate, T'other night Kate said we was having a roast dinner and when I walked in, it was fookin' fish n chips  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor
You must have a great life if this is one of your biggest problems ha ha
You don't know half of it mate, T'other night Kate said we was having a roast dinner and when I walked in, it was fookin' fish n chips "
I miss the days I used to walk into my house to a cooked meal. But I agree, this is unacceptable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor
You must have a great life if this is one of your biggest problems ha ha
You don't know half of it mate, T'other night Kate said we was having a roast dinner and when I walked in, it was fookin' fish n chips
I miss the days I used to walk into my house to a cooked meal. But I agree, this is unacceptable "
Yeah, I've told her if it happens again she can do her own fookin' washin' up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor"
The question has to be asked.. if you are not dexterous enough to handle a cross cut sandwich are you ham-fisted in other areas?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor
The question has to be asked.. if you are not dexterous enough to handle a cross cut sandwich are you ham-fisted in other areas? "
Nothing wrong with my dexterity I can wank with both hands, can even do it while holding me sarnie if I need too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor
The question has to be asked.. if you are not dexterous enough to handle a cross cut sandwich are you ham-fisted in other areas?
Nothing wrong with my dexterity I can wank with both hands, can even do it while holding me sarnie if I need too "
As long as its not cross cut lol I am guessing. wanking wile devouring a sandwich is impressive though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor
You must have a great life if this is one of your biggest problems ha ha
You don't know half of it mate, T'other night Kate said we was having a roast
dinner and when I walked in, it was fookin' fish n chips
I miss the days I used to walk into my house to a cooked meal. But I agree, this is unacceptable
Yeah, I've told her if it happens again she can do her own fookin' washin' up"
You wash the chip wrappers how very 'green' of you |
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor
The question has to be asked.. if you are not dexterous enough to handle a cross cut sandwich are you ham-fisted in other areas?
Nothing wrong with my dexterity I can wank with both hands, can even do it while holding me sarnie if I need too
As long as its not cross cut lol I am guessing. wanking wile devouring a sandwich is impressive though "
brings a whole new meaning to do you want mayo on your sarnie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor
The question has to be asked.. if you are not dexterous enough to handle a cross cut sandwich are you ham-fisted in other areas?
Nothing wrong with my dexterity I can wank with both hands, can even do it while holding me sarnie if I need too
As long as its not cross cut lol I am guessing. wanking wile devouring a sandwich is impressive though
brings a whole new meaning to do you want mayo on your sarnie "
Again.... Euwwwwww |
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor"
try pushing a cocktail stick though the sarnie
but I don't want to see a I've got one eye post later in the day ! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor
I hope you picked up all the de Brie
no whey that's so bad you need to let it brie now"
Now don't get fraiche with me Sam, I'm sure there's stiltons of cheese jokes to be posted |
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor
I hope you picked up all the de Brie
no whey that's so bad you need to let it brie now
Now don't get fraiche with me Sam, I'm sure there's stiltons of cheese jokes to be posted "
Oh no ! Fet complee! you are Gouda at this ! |
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor
I hope you picked up all the de Brie
Curd ya not make cheese jokes "
haven't got time for this I am off to watch a ww2 classic Edambusters |
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor
I hope you picked up all the de Brie
Curd ya not make cheese jokes
haven't got time for this I am off to watch a ww2 classic Edambusters"
I camamber anmore ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor
I hope you picked up all the de Brie
Curd ya not make cheese jokes "
Don't know any cheese jokes but last night as I walked home a guy threw a block of cheese at me. I thought to myself how dairy, don't think it was very mature!!
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor
I hope you picked up all the de Brie
Curd ya not make cheese jokes
Don't know any cheese jokes but last night as I walked home a guy threw a block of cheese at me. I thought to myself how dairy, don't think it was very mature!!
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Ah ... Jack the Blind Cheese Thrower.
I once loaned him my grater. He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor
I hope you picked up all the de Brie
Curd ya not make cheese jokes
Don't know any cheese jokes but last night as I walked home a guy threw a block of cheese at me. I thought to myself how dairy, don't think it was very mature!!
Ah ... Jack the Blind Cheese Thrower.
I once loaned him my grater. He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
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"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floorit's a good job you don't have cheese and peas then......unless it's cheese, peas and honey "
I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It makes them taste quite funny
But it keeps them on the knife |
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