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Fork you !

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This must have hurt:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html?offset=500&max=100#comment-36458019

But why would you do that ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe he fell on it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was bored

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

[They say the] 'practice tends to occur 'during states of pathological masturbation, substance abuse and intoxication'

No! Really?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[They say the] 'practice tends to occur 'during states of pathological masturbation, substance abuse and intoxication'

No! Really?

I'd need all 3 and some more to even contemplate such an act. I'm all for experimenting, but a fork ffs

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm not even forking looking! I've learnt my lessons from these bloody links lol

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why in the actual blue fuck would anyone do that?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

I saw on another site (which allowed you to upload an intro video on your profile) a video of a guy doing that...

He only put the handle in... not the whole fork

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too scared to look too. Will take your word for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I saw on another site (which allowed you to upload an intro video on your profile) a video of a guy doing that...

He only put the handle in... not the whole fork

Just the handle you say?

Holy mutha of fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how on earth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"how on earth?

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I'm crossing my legs as I read this thread lol

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By *livia_KWoman over a year ago

South London

My friend is a radiographer. Oh the stories... these unfortunate mishaps are more common than you think!

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Anyone seen my whisk.........

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