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I pulled a bird the other night but realised I didn't have any condoms.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"HIV ....er....forgetting about the other little thing of STI 's darling ....plus the possibility of a bundle of joy 9 months later...."
Thanks for the input Captain Killjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Silly Fool People who don't use protection are a big risk I hope if you have a partner I would advise you not go near her until you been to the gum clinic and get a check up . |
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"Silly Fool People who don't use protection are a big risk I hope if you have a partner I would advise you not go near her until you been to the gum clinic and get a check up ."
Erm it's a joke, as in funny!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember in school we had to climb a ladder and drop a ball of lead.
This joke fell faster"
At least that gave the tumble time to go across the playground..... |
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A guy from the RSPCA knocked on my door today.
He said, "We've had a disturbing report that you uploaded a photo on Facebook of a hamster with a banana up it's arse."
"It wasn't a real one." I laughed.
"Thank god for that," he replied, "So the hamster was a cuddly toy?"
I said, "No mate, the banana was plastic." |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I m saying nothing,
Other than practise safe sex,,, 
wait until he s on night shift,  |
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"A guy from the RSPCA knocked on my door today.
He said, "We've had a disturbing report that you uploaded a photo on Facebook of a hamster with a banana up it's arse."
"It wasn't a real one." I laughed.
"Thank god for that," he replied, "So the hamster was a cuddly toy?"
I said, "No mate, the banana was plastic." "
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""You O.K going bareback?" I asked.
"As long as you're sure you haven't got HIV," she laughed.
"I'm positive," I replied.
Can't say I didn't tell her."
I'm shocked actually. 
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Why did she laugh before the punchline?!?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You O.K going bareback?" I asked.
"As long as you're sure you haven't got HIV," she laughed.
"I'm positive," I replied.
Can't say I didn't tell her."
Lol, just seen thus. Boy I needed a giggle. Thanks x  |
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