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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Can I join? I always start with a strip then remember I can't inflict pain on myself even in the name of vanity x"
First time I waxed I left the strip half hanging off as I couldn't do it.....lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never felt such pain  I could do it painlessly....
And the forfeit if I cry ...You wont until you wake up the next day  "
And that's no a chat up line is it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pussy's the lot of ya, when do you want me fem?? Lets get these balls bold!!! They will glow like orbs by the time im done...... "
*pulls up ringside seat* |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Big bold glow in the dark balls!!!! Where do I sign up....but you must promise to massage them with cream when you've done, deal femme? My choice of cream?
Go on, what cream you thinking?? "
Maximum strength Deep Heat?  |
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"Big bold glow in the dark balls!!!! Where do I sign up....but you must promise to massage them with cream when you've done, deal femme? My choice of cream?
Go on, what cream you thinking?? Maximum strength Deep Heat?
That's a tenna in my pocket...soooooooo predictable lady Well you would have bold balls afterwards would you not? "
I'd have big red hot bold balls, you should pop your tongue on them afterwards lol |
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"Big bold glow in the dark balls!!!! Where do I sign up....but you must promise to massage them with cream when you've done, deal femme? My choice of cream?
Go on, what cream you thinking?? Maximum strength Deep Heat?
That's a tenna in my pocket...soooooooo predictable lady Well you would have bold balls afterwards would you not?
I'd have big red hot bold balls, you should pop your tongue on them afterwards lolHave you tasted Deep Heat? Yukkkkkk  "
Yeah I've also touched my balls after using deep heat and they went brighter than Santa's sack |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I'm in. I can do fanny topiary
Where d'ya put ya mirror when ya practise...
I strap it to my toecap
Thought you didn't like strap ons  "
There's a mahoosive difference to an innocent viewing aid and something monstrous wrecking my botty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. I can do fanny topiary
Where d'ya put ya mirror when ya practise...
I strap it to my toecap
Thought you didn't like strap ons
There's a mahoosive difference to an innocent viewing aid and something monstrous wrecking my botty "
Ahh dear Ryan, now I understand your issues, your after something of telescopic proportions |
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By *andWCouple
over a year ago
Pontypridd |
"Can I join? I always start with a strip then remember I can't inflict pain on myself even in the name of vanity xFirst time I waxed I left the strip half hanging off as I couldn't do it.....lol "
Nightmare! Need someone to pin me down lol |
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