I applied for a job as

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

a lathe operator.....but I got turned down

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nearly fell of my chair laughing

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They must have thought you wouldn’t have turned up for the interview

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i want to be a lollypop man,dont start work till im 65

By *adcowWoman over a year ago

kirkcaldy

went for a job in a fertilizer plant - they said sorry you have enough shite going on in your life

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

went to a camping exhibition............

The atmosphere was intense

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"went to a camping exhibition............

The atmosphere was intense

Last time I went to a camping exhibition I got arrested,

It was for unpaid parking tickets

but you thought I was gonna say " loitering with intent" didn't you