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By *aughty_kitty OP   Woman  over a year ago

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ok as some of u know i have just moved house sort of, well cos its a fresh start i am gonna do some new things, tonight i shall be trying to wall paper for the first time ever!!!!

wish me luccccccccccck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

paint it ,,, much easier xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hanging wallpaper is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Now that i would love ta see lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why not just advertise a meet for a single guy, then show him what you have planned for him for the evening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Better still advertise for a couple and they can both do it in half the time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hanging wallpaper is very much like making love to a beautiful woman..."

Is that cos ya end up with a gooey bucket?

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By *aughty_kitty OP   Woman  over a year ago

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Nope i dont want to have to get help from other people, i wanna do it all and feel proud of myself after lol how gay huh lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

good luck...tried it once....never again!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you got a plumb line?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why not just advertise a meet for a single guy, then show him what you have planned for him for the evening "

Wow what a coincidence!! last time I had a decorator in they fucked me!!!

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£1,400 to wallpaper and paint one room

Proper fucked

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By *aughty_kitty OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Have you got a plumb line?"

whats that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hanging wallpaper is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...

Is that cos ya end up with a gooey bucket? "

You clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork

Well that's according to swiss tony anyway.

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By *ayceeCouple  over a year ago

northampton

I wallpapered the kitchen. Was sober when I started... Jon kept feeding me wine to keep me going as he hates papering with a passion so by the end it was a sort of patchwork effect to cover the bits I had missed.... I quite liked it. Never done it since funnily enough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you got a plumb line?

whats that?"

Its a weight on a length of string that is suspended on the ceiling and hangs to floor level to determine the vertical line ie..to make sure the paper is hanging straight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

an ex of mine tried hanging paper once,after cutting n pasting the first strip she applied it to the wall,only to discover,it didnt reach all the way to the bottom of the wall.not to be put off by her mistake,the next strip she papered from floor to ceiling,this time only to find the strip didnt go all the way to the top of the wall.she gave up after that n the wall stayed that way for months,silly mare.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

just smoke like a lum and your walls will be magnolia in no time, make sure you remove pictures from the wall first

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By *aughty_kitty OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Have you got a plumb line?

whats that?

Its a weight on a length of string that is suspended on the ceiling and hangs to floor level to determine the vertical line ie..to make sure the paper is hanging straight "

wont the edge of the wall do?

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By *aughty_kitty OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"just smoke like a lum and your walls will be magnolia in no time, make sure you remove pictures from the wall first "

i dont smoke, i just pretend to so i look coooooooooooooooooool hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nope i dont want to have to get help from other people, i wanna do it all and feel proud of myself after lol how gay huh lol"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If Kitty dissapears for a while its because shes wallpapered over the door and cant find her way out..lol

Good luck Kitty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm sure you will manage to paper better than I can do, jeez, I'm useless when it comes down to wall papering, I'm good at painting though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

have to admit even got the mother in law roped in last time we wallpapered - so very good luck indeed kitty - remember you have to work out the top and bottom points first so u can line up the paper and it all looks the same - may the force be with you hunxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kitty hun just google wallpaer a wall and spend a few mins reading or you will wish u never started paste and paper makes hell of a mess

U WILL need a sharp scissors and possibly a SHARP knife (stanley type)

damp cloth and a bowl of water to rinse it in out of your foots way (don't wanna step in it)

good luck to you sweetie and I fully understand why you wanna go it alone what a sense of achievement for ya

rex xxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *aughty_kitty OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Kitty hun just google wallpaer a wall and spend a few mins reading or you will wish u never started paste and paper makes hell of a mess

U WILL need a sharp scissors and possibly a SHARP knife (stanley type)

damp cloth and a bowl of water to rinse it in out of your foots way (don't wanna step in it)

good luck to you sweetie and I fully understand why you wanna go it alone what a sense of achievement for ya

rex xxxxxxxxxxxx

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thanks hun for good advice, gonna google it now xxxx

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By *aughty_kitty OP   Woman  over a year ago

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well it did not say on the paste packet when u pour into water there will be a big lump its all lumpy!!!!!!! ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

add more water and keep on mixing hun - only reason you need a man is it requires a well practised right hand lol

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

Oh my fucking god!!!

Somebody get round there and video it, if kittys attempts at wallpapering are even half as funny as her putting up her pole, then it will be the comedy moment of the decade!!

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By *aughty_kitty OP   Woman  over a year ago

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ok have tried my first bit of paper.

its fair to say.

i am shit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good luck kitty!

Personally I have never been a fan of wall papers.

White emulsions and white gloss on the woods for me, and plain ceiling!

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By *aughty_kitty OP   Woman  over a year ago

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ahhh i have done it!!!! just 5 sheets used!! i wish i could upload a pic to show ya i am sooooooooooooo pleased

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"ahhh i have done it!!!! just 5 sheets used!! i wish i could upload a pic to show ya i am sooooooooooooo pleased "

That's because the air bubbles haven't sprung up yet!

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By *aughty_kitty OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"ahhh i have done it!!!! just 5 sheets used!! i wish i could upload a pic to show ya i am sooooooooooooo pleased

That's because the air bubbles haven't sprung up yet!"

what are they?

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"ahhh i have done it!!!! just 5 sheets used!! i wish i could upload a pic to show ya i am sooooooooooooo pleased

That's because the air bubbles haven't sprung up yet!

what are they?"

Bubbles that appear under the wallpaper...enough to make you want to rip it off the wall and scream

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By *1dKingColeMan  over a year ago

east london

OK - how much paste is there not on the wall?

better wash your hair before it setts! LOL

xx

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By *aughty_kitty OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"ahhh i have done it!!!! just 5 sheets used!! i wish i could upload a pic to show ya i am sooooooooooooo pleased

That's because the air bubbles haven't sprung up yet!

what are they?

Bubbles that appear under the wallpaper...enough to make you want to rip it off the wall and scream"

ffs knowing my luck gonna be loads!!!! anyway to get rid of them?

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"ahhh i have done it!!!! just 5 sheets used!! i wish i could upload a pic to show ya i am sooooooooooooo pleased

That's because the air bubbles haven't sprung up yet!

what are they?

Bubbles that appear under the wallpaper...enough to make you want to rip it off the wall and scream

ffs knowing my luck gonna be loads!!!! anyway to get rid of them?"

You may be alright, if not just use the tip of a stanley knife to make a small slit in them and flatten them out with a cloth....hope it all goes ok for you, well done for having a go.

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

I havent done a huge amount of wallpapering, but I have noticed that sometimes the bubbles go away without any action, the paper shrinks very slightly as it dries, pulling tight on the wall and flattening the bubbles. Hope this helps.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

think we need to wallpaper some more can you come over kitty - looks like a professional job really nice hun

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