"Might be time to leave the lounge and get a baseball bat to deal with it"
I have a television spider who has created a magnificent web, he comes down from the corner of ma telly occasionally. I get in from work and play internet backgammon, when I turn the tv on and the Bose system on, my six legged housemate runs for cover bless his little cotton socks...
ps my last Border Collie was called Spider  |
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By * n zCouple
over a year ago
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"Might be time to leave the lounge and get a baseball bat to deal with it
I have a television spider who has created a magnificent web, he comes down from the corner of ma telly occasionally. I get in from work and play internet backgammon, when I turn the tv on and the Bose system on, my six legged housemate runs for cover ibless his little cotton socks...
ps my last Border Collie was called Spider "
Six legged?? Have you pulled a couple off then ?  
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Might be time to leave the lounge and get a baseball bat to deal with it"
No drown it! and watch it squirm and wriggle for it's last gasp of oxygen!
The little bastaddd! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a spider!! put it outside
pfft men!! scared of spiders, scared of veg, whatever next, men in dresses "
Why bother going downstairs and outside when the dog will eat them? If he doesn't eat them I'll leave them be.
Men in dresses, have you only just noticed???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a genuine phobia of spiders, picking it up and putting it outside is not a viable option!
I mostly scream and look for a shoe, any shoe! Why cant I find a shoe?! Ok this object will make do cause its getting away, before you know it ive used the tv remote to squash it.
If its a massive one then I genuinely have to vacate the building and wont go back in until ive got someone to come round and dispose of it. |
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