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That is such a fecking blonde thing to do....
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Just back from hairdressers (incidentally, been bleached back to blonde), bought a box of wine to take to taster night at my Slimming World group, decided I fancied a glass before bedtime and tried to break the cardboard circle to pop the nozzle out - cardboard resisted and I worried that I'd break a nail so I got a sharp knife and gently cut the cardboard...
Cue 10 minutes getting the leaking bag outta the box and fixing the holes in said bag with gaffer tape whilst trying not to lose too much Pinot 
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
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Did you miss "senior" out of the title, amybe between fecking and blonde, on your way to the forum?   "
You could be right there Dogs Bollox...I am seriously getting on in years |
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"I sprayed hairspray under my arms instead of deodorant, to add insult to injury....guess what I sprayed on my hair?  "
Your hair on your head won't sweat een if you have to stand with your arms out.
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I sprayed hairspray under my arms instead of deodorant, to add insult to injury....guess what I sprayed on my hair? "
I've done the hairspray on me pits before but don't think I've done deodorant on me hair...maybe try a roll-on |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Put a curtain pole up with no more nails as it held some dude up on an ad"
I take it it didn't work then? I remember the ad where they stuck a guy to a board n then the helicopter took off with him hanging from it...that was years ago - was that Araldite? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put a curtain pole up with no more nails as it held some dude up on an ad
I take it it didn't work then? I remember the ad where they stuck a guy to a board n then the helicopter took off with him hanging from it...that was years ago - was that Araldite?"
Yeah lol it was years ago and no it fell down about 2 am and took a chunk of plaster with it......i had to ask the recent ex to come put it up...and i left my phone in my room n his caller id was wanker...he got the hump n half left the job |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put a curtain pole up with no more nails as it held some dude up on an ad
I take it it didn't work then? I remember the ad where they stuck a guy to a board n then the helicopter took off with him hanging from it...that was years ago - was that Araldite?
Yeah lol it was years ago and no it fell down about 2 am and took a chunk of plaster with it......i had to ask the recent ex to come put it up...and i left my phone in my room n his caller id was wanker...he got the hump n half left the job "
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