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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay so maybe its just me. And im more vanilla so to speak than i ever thought i could be
what is the attraction of posting pics of yourself with a cucmber/bottle of wine/pringles tub/ sky remove up your fanny or guys up the arse.
Like SERIOUSLY people like seeing this.
Just my opinion and everyone is entitled to one but... DO YOU STILL EAT THAT CUCUMBER??? are you using it on your kids packed lunches... WHAT THE HELL??
can anyone agree with me on this or am i such a being a little girl about it??     |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It must have become the measuring device to match the Sky Remote and Lynx cans that men use."
i know how funny. i had this guy msg me. with a bank card measuring his length... the width side of the card mind and it wasnt as big. i cried laughing for days. (probably the reason why he loved humiliation haha) x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes seriously some like them.. insertion photos to some are horny.. to others are not..
You just don't look on the ones you don't like. I like some of these photos but not all...
Cali |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It must have become the measuring device to match the Sky Remote and Lynx cans that men use.
i know how funny. i had this guy msg me. with a bank card measuring his length... the width side of the card mind and it wasnt as big. i cried laughing for days. (probably the reason why he loved humiliation haha) x "
Whatever happened to the good old tape measure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Okay so maybe its just me. And im more vanilla so to speak than i ever thought i could be
what is the attraction of posting pics of yourself with a cucmber/bottle of wine/pringles tub/ sky remove up your fanny or guys up the arse.
Like SERIOUSLY people like seeing this.
Just my opinion and everyone is entitled to one but... DO YOU STILL EAT THAT CUCUMBER??? are you using it on your kids packed lunches... WHAT THE HELL??
can anyone agree with me on this or am i such a being a little girl about it?? "
i'm with you on this...totally!!
I have also seen the 'fruit bowl' ones that have apples, oranges and melons (WTF) stuffed up there...hows that for a fruity fruit salad!!! the mind boggles   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, not just you. there are alot of practices on here I read about and think just...'no', but as we frequently hear it's about preferences. I shall just have to accept that I'm almost conventional.....almost.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay so maybe its just me. And im more vanilla so to speak than i ever thought i could be
what is the attraction of posting pics of yourself with a cucmber/bottle of wine/pringles tub/ sky remove up your fanny or guys up the arse.
Like SERIOUSLY people like seeing this.
Just my opinion and everyone is entitled to one but... DO YOU STILL EAT THAT CUCUMBER??? are you using it on your kids packed lunches... WHAT THE HELL??
can anyone agree with me on this or am i such a being a little girl about it??
i'm with you on this...totally!!
I have also seen the 'fruit bowl' ones that have apples, oranges and melons (WTF) stuffed up there...hows that for a fruity fruit salad!!! the mind boggles "
Haaaaha. Fruity has a whole new meaning. Bizarre. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm with you....I was going to pose for one of those pics to try and attract more interest. It took me a week to pass the pineapple and it was impossible to see what was what on the size comparison one with the ugly fruit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Each to their own I suppose 
Now where did I put that butternut squash ? "
hahahaaaa really. wouldnt that just squish in ur mary and make a massive mess... lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" It's all kinds of wrong! Bleugh.
Especially shoving bottles of glass up there. You'll be "fucked" if it smashes into pieces inside your cunt. 
google one man one jar (only if you are not squeamish )"
im very squeamish and by the title i will bawk my tea up haha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried to have a smashing night, but it ended up my cunt being smashed up"
I wonder what went through their minds when they shove things in their "Garage" "Oh today, I fancy shoving that cucumber that I've had in the fridge for the past 3 days, it would be a SHAME to waste it!" x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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and then the question is... are they then eating that cucumber or melon or pineapple.
If anyone ready this has a thing for shoving shit up themselves... i request a pineapple pic... i wonder if that has ever crossed anyones mind.
next it would be "pass me the cat there darling"
hahaha x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Each to their own I suppose
Now where did I put that butternut squash ?
hahahaaaa really. wouldnt that just squish in ur mary and make a massive mess... lol xx"
I really don't know!! And don't really want to find out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely a cucumber is just one of natures dildos?"
i dont see anything natural in shoving a cucumber in ur arse hole an then eating it on a ham butty!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely a cucumber is just one of natures dildos?
i dont see anything natural in shoving a cucumber in ur arse hole an then eating it on a ham butty!
who says they eat it??????"
who says they dont. lol that was initially my one worry. like.. do they still drink out of these lambrusko bottles that have been rimming there arse hole ???? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Surely a cucumber is just one of natures dildos?
i dont see anything natural in shoving a cucumber in ur arse hole an then eating it on a ham butty!
who says they eat it??????
who says they dont. lol that was initially my one worry. like.. do they still drink out of these lambrusko bottles that have been rimming there arse hole ????"
Why is the Lambrusco bottle full? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely a cucumber is just one of natures dildos?
i dont see anything natural in shoving a cucumber in ur arse hole an then eating it on a ham butty!
who says they eat it??????
who says they dont. lol that was initially my one worry. like.. do they still drink out of these lambrusko bottles that have been rimming there arse hole ????"
Unless you're meeting them and they offer you a ham and cucumber sandwich with a glass of Lambrusco why are you worried abut it?
If anyone has pics I don't like on their profile I move on. Simple really! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely a cucumber is just one of natures dildos?
i dont see anything natural in shoving a cucumber in ur arse hole an then eating it on a ham butty!
who says they eat it??????
who says they dont. lol that was initially my one worry. like.. do they still drink out of these lambrusko bottles that have been rimming there arse hole ????
Unless you're meeting them and they offer you a ham and cucumber sandwich with a glass of Lambrusco why are you worried abut it?
If anyone has pics I don't like on their profile I move on. Simple really!"
worried was the wrong word... erm... intrigued really. now that would be funny... fucked and fed by the same inanimate object/food. haha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are plenty of things around the house that can be used for dirty fun... Be it sexually or for bdsm..
Just because something was not purposely designed for sexual use, doesn't mean it can't be.
Cali |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've done it with an empty asti bottle and an empty bottle (500ml!!!!!)
Doesn't it create a vacuum? "
Doesn't it hurt? I bought n used this Mr Big toy last week. Nearly wet myself. Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There are plenty of things around the house that can be used for dirty fun... Be it sexually or for bdsm..
Just because something was not purposely designed for sexual use, doesn't mean it can't be.
Cali"
I never said it can't be. Did I ??? I just have an opinion. Which I'm sure most do |
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By *ike74Man
over a year ago
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"Surely a cucumber is just one of natures dildos?
i dont see anything natural in shoving a cucumber in ur arse hole an then eating it on a ham butty!
who says they eat it??????
who says they dont. lol that was initially my one worry. like.. do they still drink out of these lambrusko bottles that have been rimming there arse hole ????
Unless you're meeting them and they offer you a ham and cucumber sandwich with a glass of Lambrusco why are you worried abut it?
If anyone has pics I don't like on their profile I move on. Simple really!
worried was the wrong word... erm... intrigued really. now that would be funny... fucked and fed by the same inanimate object/food. haha x"
Really please am hapoy to eat it and worried if it has had a fiod item in fuck no make me a sandwich as I just had one now one with carbs lmao yum  |
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"I've done it with an empty asti bottle and an empty bottle (500ml!!!!!)
Doesn't it create a vacuum? "
No lol because the lid was on the bottle and you can't squish glass to expel the air.
Didn't hurt no but then I enjoy fisting and inflatable dildos lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I never said it can't be. Did I ??? I just have an opinion. Which I'm sure most do "
I can't think there are many on here that haven't tried something a bit naughty with something they shouldn't have..
I do enjoy insertion photos though.. but prefer cum shot one's lol.. we all like our own thing... But let's not ridicule those that enjoy different things.
And for the record never used a cucumber but have used some other things.. not tried a bottle though and wouldn't try a glass one because of risk of breakage. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Convo is getting Narky. I Was merely passing comment and taking an interest. Yep I must just be being a little girl lol. Didn't say it was wrong. But wine bottles up bum holes and deodorant cans. Deffo not my thing.
Fisting n stuff in ur vaj. I'd give it a go xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Okay so maybe its just me. And im more vanilla so to speak than i ever thought i could be
what is the attraction of posting pics of yourself with a cucmber/bottle of wine/pringles tub/ sky remove up your fanny or guys up the arse.
Like SERIOUSLY people like seeing this.
Just my opinion and everyone is entitled to one but... DO YOU STILL EAT THAT CUCUMBER??? are you using it on your kids packed lunches... WHAT THE HELL??
can anyone agree with me on this or am i such a being a little girl about it?? "
Bet the ASDA workers take the cucumber back |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol I'm thinking new avatar challenge
What's the strangest or stupidest item you can find to measure against or shove up you "
I'm deffo out. Deffo. Lol. I couldn't see fit walking round the house lashing things up my Mary. No way xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol I'm thinking new avatar challenge
What's the strangest or stupidest item you can find to measure against or shove up you
I think the picture mods buttons would wear out lol"
Lol shame had a great idea to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol I'm thinking new avatar challenge
What's the strangest or stupidest item you can find to measure against or shove up you
I'm deffo out. Deffo. Lol. I couldn't see fit walking round the house lashing things up my Mary. No way xx"
Oh now I'm disappointed 
Go on you know you want to
Make sure the straighteners are off first though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol I'm thinking new avatar challenge
What's the strangest or stupidest item you can find to measure against or shove up you
I'm deffo out. Deffo. Lol. I couldn't see fit walking round the house lashing things up my Mary. No way xx
Oh now I'm disappointed
Go on you know you want to
Make sure the straighteners are off first though "
Haaaaaha. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Adds a new dimension to 'tossing the salad'!
Just don't go wiping your salad cream on the curtains, I've only just washed them "
You are very filthy. I like it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Adds a new dimension to 'tossing the salad'!
Just don't go wiping your salad cream on the curtains, I've only just washed them
You are very filthy. I like it x"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol I'm thinking new avatar challenge
What's the strangest or stupidest item you can find to measure against or shove up you
I'm deffo out. Deffo. Lol. I couldn't see fit walking round the house lashing things up my Mary. No way xx
Oh now I'm disappointed
Go on you know you want to
Make sure the straighteners are off first though "
A girl sent me a WMV of her with straighteners in all fairness it was horny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's interesting how naieve some swingers are. Insertions are a big part of the fetish scene, not just into Vaginas but into the urethra on a man as well.
Now, whether you find these things sexually attractive or not is a different question but generally speaking if you've thought of it, a person has probably tried it. Catherine the Great for example
Just to clarify insertions aren't really my thing |
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