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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I haven't got any 
This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.
Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"If you find a volunteer, can you get two please. I'm starving.
Oh don't forget yourself. "
They're a heartless bunch on here. Not one offer so far and it's been 13 minutes.
We're going to starve. |
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"I haven't got any
This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.
Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.
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Smoked or unsmoked? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I haven't got any
This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.
Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.
Smoked or unsmoked? "
Unsmoked please.  |
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"Damn you lickety! 
Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.
I fear that fate may yet befall me."
Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie! |
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"I haven't got any
This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.
Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.
Smoked or unsmoked?
Unsmoked please. "
And would you like it in white crusty doorsteps? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Damn you lickety!
Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.
I fear that fate may yet befall me.
Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!"
That is close. I'd have to go further and wear proper clothes. |
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over a year ago
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"Damn you lickety!
Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.
I fear that fate may yet befall me.
Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!"
But the shops aint got a hot tub, nor me xx  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I haven't got any
This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.
Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.
Smoked or unsmoked?
Unsmoked please.
And would you like it in white crusty doorsteps?"
Yes please, with a smidge of ketchup. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn you lickety!
Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.
I fear that fate may yet befall me.
Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!
That is close. I'd have to go further and wear proper clothes."
Come as you are, its sunday afterall |
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"Damn you lickety!
Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.
I fear that fate may yet befall me.
Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!
That is close. I'd have to go further and wear proper clothes."
It will have to be proper clothes! I live here, can't be going the shops in my pjs. Especially since I'm not wearing any...  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Damn you lickety!
Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.
I fear that fate may yet befall me.
Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!
That is close. I'd have to go further and wear proper clothes.
Come as you are, its sunday afterall "
Is naked in the shops acceptable? It's not like it's London Zoo around here you know. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Damn you lickety!
Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.
I fear that fate may yet befall me.
Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!
That is close. I'd have to go further and wear proper clothes.
It will have to be proper clothes! I live here, can't be going the shops in my pjs. Especially since I'm not wearing any... "
And you looking so innocent and all... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn you lickety!
Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.
I fear that fate may yet befall me.
Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!
That is close. I'd have to go further and wear proper clothes.
Come as you are, its sunday afterall
Is naked in the shops acceptable? It's not like it's London Zoo around here you know."
You naked anywhere is fine by me xx |
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"I haven't got any
This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.
Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.
Smoked or unsmoked?
Unsmoked please.
And would you like it in white crusty doorsteps?
Yes please, with a smidge of ketchup."
On my way  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I haven't got any
This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.
Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.
Smoked or unsmoked?
Unsmoked please.
And would you like it in white crusty doorsteps?
Yes please, with a smidge of ketchup.
On my way "
Praise be! Saved, I've been saved. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Damn you lickety!
Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.
I fear that fate may yet befall me.
Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!
That is close. I'd have to go further and wear proper clothes.
Come as you are, its sunday afterall
Is naked in the shops acceptable? It's not like it's London Zoo around here you know.
You naked anywhere is fine by me xx"
I don't think my neighbours feel the same. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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I've got a full brekkie shouting to be cooked....
Bacon, square slice, tattie scone, poached egg, fruit pudding, black puddung, hash browns, grilled mushrooms, grilled tomatoes, beand, toast, tea.....
Or a MaccyD kids meal  |
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"I have had full English with 4 rashers of oak cured back bacon for breakfast and feel stuffed, so much for losing a stone in seven days. It was sat in the fridge calling to me "
Nucs...have you been ill ?
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Lickety .....
I thought this was going to be about the QUALITY of bacon ...
I long for bacon and not the salt water pappy stuff we get now.
Anyone reccomending a good bacon to me can have free sex ( T's and C's apply )
I want bacon that is dry, translucent, brown, spits in the pan, oozes fat , turns cripsy NOT bacon that boils in the saline solutions it's been pumped with. |
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over a year ago
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"Bacon beckons. 4 rashers left over if you want them.
Me, me, me. Do you still have any eggs left?
Yes I do. They are yours."
Look after them no playing dropsie |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lickety .....
I thought this was going to be about the QUALITY of bacon ...
I long for bacon and not the salt water pappy stuff we get now.
Anyone reccomending a good bacon to me can have free sex ( T's and C's apply )
I want bacon that is dry, translucent, brown, spits in the pan, oozes fat , turns cripsy NOT bacon that boils in the saline solutions it's been pumped with."
A farm shop on the Devon/Dorset border has what you seek. Sliced in front of you if you want. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Bacon beckons. 4 rashers left over if you want them.
is there sauce to go with them 
Only tomato.
would it be to much to ask for a cup of tea to go with it with some cloves in it...  "
Tea? I don't do tea. Cloves in the bacon, sauce or tea? |
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"Bacon beckons. 4 rashers left over if you want them.
is there sauce to go with them
Only tomato.
would it be to much to ask for a cup of tea to go with it with some cloves in it...
Tea? I don't do tea. Cloves in the bacon, sauce or tea?"
In the tea is good for the immune system I rarely get colds |
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"I have had full English with 4 rashers of oak cured back bacon for breakfast and feel stuffed, so much for losing a stone in seven days. It was sat in the fridge calling to me
Nucs...have you been ill ?
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No more ill than normal, why you ask |
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"Lickety .....
I thought this was going to be about the QUALITY of bacon ...
I long for bacon and not the salt water pappy stuff we get now.
Anyone reccomending a good bacon to me can have free sex ( T's and C's apply )
I want bacon that is dry, translucent, brown, spits in the pan, oozes fat , turns cripsy NOT bacon that boils in the saline solutions it's been pumped with."
You need a uncle that keeps pigs and has a curing shed, well that is where mine comes from. Pigs fed on cider apples and loving cared for in somerset there's no beating it.
Packing ton by lichfield does nice bacon too, not sure if they mail order |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"They do lovely bacon and cheese toasties in the garden centre next to Kestrels .. "
So I have been told but I've never been in there. I'll have to remember that when I get peckish.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmmmm having read this thread in in need of a bacon sarnie, its all I can think about. But.... I have no bacon, may have to venture out for a walk to the shop,will be worth it. Xx |
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no better aroma in the world when at work than the smell of the bacon cooking ready for bacon butties at break time,mind you we got to enjoy our bacon while we can before it gets banned for being offensive. |
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"They do lovely bacon and cheese toasties in the garden centre next to Kestrels ..
So I have been told but I've never been in there. I'll have to remember that when I get peckish.
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lol I often call there on my way .have it for lunch yummy lots of nice cakies there too and real coffee we ought to ask if they do a delivery service I guess . maybe i will next time I go. hehe
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"They do lovely bacon and cheese toasties in the garden centre next to Kestrels ..
So I have been told but I've never been in there. I'll have to remember that when I get peckish.
lol I often call there on my way .have it for lunch yummy lots of nice cakies there too and real coffee we ought to ask if they do a delivery service I guess . maybe i will next time I go. hehe
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Can't we just send one of the eager men for supplies?
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"They do lovely bacon and cheese toasties in the garden centre next to Kestrels ..
So I have been told but I've never been in there. I'll have to remember that when I get peckish.
lol I often call there on my way .have it for lunch yummy lots of nice cakies there too and real coffee we ought to ask if they do a delivery service I guess . maybe i will next time I go. hehe
Can't we just send one of the eager men for supplies?
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There you go again trying to make the men do all the work  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"They do lovely bacon and cheese toasties in the garden centre next to Kestrels ..
So I have been told but I've never been in there. I'll have to remember that when I get peckish.
lol I often call there on my way .have it for lunch yummy lots of nice cakies there too and real coffee we ought to ask if they do a delivery service I guess . maybe i will next time I go. hehe
Can't we just send one of the eager men for supplies?
There you go again trying to make the men do all the work "
I go to relax. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I haven't got any
This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.
Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.
"
I've fallen for scams like this before: it starts
off with 3 rashers, next it will be a full pack and before you know it full english, with toast and coffee! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I haven't got any
This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.
Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.
I've fallen for scams like this before: it starts
off with 3 rashers, next it will be a full pack and before you know it full english, with toast and coffee! "
It's not that bad - no beans, no coffee or tea for me. |
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"They do lovely bacon and cheese toasties in the garden centre next to Kestrels ..
So I have been told but I've never been in there. I'll have to remember that when I get peckish.
lol I often call there on my way .have it for lunch yummy lots of nice cakies there too and real coffee we ought to ask if they do a delivery service I guess . maybe i will next time I go. hehe
Can't we just send one of the eager men for supplies?
There you go again trying to make the men do all the work
I go to relax."
Ok on your back is best to rest  |
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