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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm going to come straight out with it. When I was in my early 20's I threw up all over my boyfriends cock mid blow job. The moral of this story is don't give oral straight after a heavy meal.
Another rancid incident was when I was giving a man a massage. Did his front fine, only to be faced with Klingons on his arse when he rolled over. Euuuuuuugh.....nearly threw up on that too.
I'd love to hear similar crass stories if anyone wishes to get an incident off their chest  |
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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago
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One guy I met, I was giving him a bj and my tongue bar caught a bit of skin!!! He started bleeding but was really nice about it lol
I still say it was a bit of skin that shouldn't have been there as it hadn't happened before and hasn't happened since!! |
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when in the RAF i heard a girl screaming from the next bunk my m8 had been on the job when his banjo skin had split. OMG it was like the texas chainsaw masacre.
i had to get her into my room and covered up and get an abulance for him
problem was to get her out of the barack block when her clothes were in his room oh and get here a shower to wash the blood off.
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"when in the RAF i heard a girl screaming from the next bunk my m8 had been on the job when his banjo skin had split. OMG it was like the texas chainsaw masacre.
i had to get her into my room and covered up and get an abulance for him
problem was to get her out of the barack block when her clothes were in his room oh and get here a shower to wash the blood off.
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"when in the RAF i heard a girl screaming from the next bunk my m8 had been on the job when his banjo skin had split. OMG it was like the texas chainsaw masacre.
i had to get her into my room and covered up and get an abulance for him
problem was to get her out of the barack block when her clothes were in his room oh and get here a shower to wash the blood off.
ambulance "
yes ambulance he was spurting arterial spray from under his knob |
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