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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A guy at work broke his finger wiping his arse! 
He used the last bit of bog roll, and cos there was only a bit, his finger went through and he got poo on his finger 
He turned the tap on to wash his hands but no water came out the tap, so he tried to shake the bit of poo off, and in doing so hit his finger on the sink and broke the f**ker
His finger was stinging so he put his finger in his gob to soothe the pain
Now, poo and gob, dont go together so he started wretching and as he bent forward to puke, he hit his head on the f**kin hand drier and cut his eyebrow,
He came out the bog, covered in puke, blood on his eyebrow, and clutching a broken finger
He went in for a poo and comes out looking like hes gone 5 rounds with Tyson
He said he wants compo for pain and suffering, we've asked the gaffa to give him a f**kin medal, cos its the best laugh we've ever had at work.
It's not over yet either, cos it's going in the accident book, and because it resulted in an injury, it's got to be reported to the HSE.
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